Post by TFP on Oct 24, 2007 16:18:43 GMT -4
Davidson: "I think that there's some chick out there who totally wants me to bang her. I mean, there are rumours going around that after I parted ways with the Fans Wrestling Alliance, some diva there got all sad-like and started to say I was sexy. I guess that I was somebody who she wanted to talk to or something, I don't know. Not that it bothers me about leaving Fans Wrestling Alliance or anything, it really doesn't, but I never knew that I was ever a sex symbol to anybody in any wrestling federation. Ever. But it's kind of cool, I guess. I suppose that it makes me a big dick walking out on them. You know what that means, don't you? It means that chicks love big dicks. Literally."
We open up and Davidson stands before a mirror. We think that he's talking to himself for a moment, but as Savannah Taylor is shown in the camera shot a bit behind him, we can see that he's just talking to her.
Savannah: "Just don't focus on that company, they're just trying to do whatever they can to bring you back. Have they ever said anything positive about you before? Did they praise your talent, say you were good wrestling-wise and has any diva there ever say that you were sex prior to leaving? Listen, they know that they're out of luck now that you've left and come to APW, you were their ratings, you gave them everything that they had wanted. So now that they don't have you, the Feature Presentation, anymore... they're going out on an extra limb to get fresh new talent, hopefully to replace you, but that's impossible. They can hire Ryan Murdoch, Scott Starr, Empress and whoever else they want to do what you used to do, but it's useless, you see. So just ignore them, focus on APW. This is your home now, FWA is the past, BWA is the past, W2K is the past. Forget it all. APW is your priority."
Rubbing his chin, he turns around to Savannah.
Davidson: "I suppose. I might as well start wearing a shirt that I was about to market off to several stores world-wide back in the spring-time. It's a really good looking shirt, you know. It's one of those ones that could be worn by wrestling cults who believe what the best say. I mean, if I wear this shirt... could you imagine how many people would want to buy them? Wear them? Market them to stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart and places of the like? Damn, to be honest, I think that I'll make a deal with APW and make them sell this shirt on their website in the shopzone."
Savannah: "What shirt is that?"
Reaching in his sports-bag, Davidson pulls out a black t-shirt and he unfolds it before him to show Savannah.
Davidson: "A shirt that says FWA is Dead."
Savannah: "Wouldn't they go all... crazy... if they saw you wearing that t-shirt?"
Davidson: "Probably, that's the purpose of the shirt. Create some heat between the federations. And just to let you know, this shirt isn't meaning to put anything negative on Fans Wrestling Alliance, but it's the truth. It's dead for many reasons: it's not the same like it once was a year ago, it's not as big as an industry like it was before, it has no mainstays who are really there for life. William Rodney Mercy wants to go on about how he is the promotion's mainstay and he's there for life? Now come on, please. The Razorblade on Skin hasn't really done anything for that promotion ever in his life. How many breaks has he taken from the wrestling industry in the past year? He's been out longer more than he has been in. If Mercy wants to make us believe that he's FWA for life, then be there for life. Of his whole career in the promotion in the past year, I've done more than him in a single month. Will's not FWA for life, he's not even wrestling for life. All he is for life will be bankrupt. You can't be out of the wrestling sport for that long without being in some sort of debt, am I right?"
Davidson takes his current shirt off and puts on the "FWA is Dead" t-shirt. He looks down at it, grinning.
Savannah: "You're actually wearing that thing around? Davidson, I hate to tell you, but people here will take offense to it."
Davidson: "So? Here, come on. Let's pass some extra "FWA is Dead" t-shirts out to our loyal superstars. I'm sure that Black Widow would love to show one off to her husband who's over in FWA."
Davidson grabs his sports bag that's full of t-shirts he apparently customly made back in the spring.
Savannah: "How many of those do you have?"
Davidson: "I don't know... tons."
We open up and Davidson stands before a mirror. We think that he's talking to himself for a moment, but as Savannah Taylor is shown in the camera shot a bit behind him, we can see that he's just talking to her.
Savannah: "Just don't focus on that company, they're just trying to do whatever they can to bring you back. Have they ever said anything positive about you before? Did they praise your talent, say you were good wrestling-wise and has any diva there ever say that you were sex prior to leaving? Listen, they know that they're out of luck now that you've left and come to APW, you were their ratings, you gave them everything that they had wanted. So now that they don't have you, the Feature Presentation, anymore... they're going out on an extra limb to get fresh new talent, hopefully to replace you, but that's impossible. They can hire Ryan Murdoch, Scott Starr, Empress and whoever else they want to do what you used to do, but it's useless, you see. So just ignore them, focus on APW. This is your home now, FWA is the past, BWA is the past, W2K is the past. Forget it all. APW is your priority."
Rubbing his chin, he turns around to Savannah.
Davidson: "I suppose. I might as well start wearing a shirt that I was about to market off to several stores world-wide back in the spring-time. It's a really good looking shirt, you know. It's one of those ones that could be worn by wrestling cults who believe what the best say. I mean, if I wear this shirt... could you imagine how many people would want to buy them? Wear them? Market them to stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart and places of the like? Damn, to be honest, I think that I'll make a deal with APW and make them sell this shirt on their website in the shopzone."
Savannah: "What shirt is that?"
Reaching in his sports-bag, Davidson pulls out a black t-shirt and he unfolds it before him to show Savannah.
Davidson: "A shirt that says FWA is Dead."
Savannah: "Wouldn't they go all... crazy... if they saw you wearing that t-shirt?"
Davidson: "Probably, that's the purpose of the shirt. Create some heat between the federations. And just to let you know, this shirt isn't meaning to put anything negative on Fans Wrestling Alliance, but it's the truth. It's dead for many reasons: it's not the same like it once was a year ago, it's not as big as an industry like it was before, it has no mainstays who are really there for life. William Rodney Mercy wants to go on about how he is the promotion's mainstay and he's there for life? Now come on, please. The Razorblade on Skin hasn't really done anything for that promotion ever in his life. How many breaks has he taken from the wrestling industry in the past year? He's been out longer more than he has been in. If Mercy wants to make us believe that he's FWA for life, then be there for life. Of his whole career in the promotion in the past year, I've done more than him in a single month. Will's not FWA for life, he's not even wrestling for life. All he is for life will be bankrupt. You can't be out of the wrestling sport for that long without being in some sort of debt, am I right?"
Davidson takes his current shirt off and puts on the "FWA is Dead" t-shirt. He looks down at it, grinning.
Savannah: "You're actually wearing that thing around? Davidson, I hate to tell you, but people here will take offense to it."
Davidson: "So? Here, come on. Let's pass some extra "FWA is Dead" t-shirts out to our loyal superstars. I'm sure that Black Widow would love to show one off to her husband who's over in FWA."
Davidson grabs his sports bag that's full of t-shirts he apparently customly made back in the spring.
Savannah: "How many of those do you have?"
Davidson: "I don't know... tons."