Post by TFP on Oct 24, 2007 16:26:28 GMT -4
Chris Tougher; "Why the bulge in your pants, Ruskin? Something on your mind?"
Ruskin looks confused.
Ruskin Severson; "Huh? Oh... uh, no... new pants. Thanks for noticing and caring, though."
Chris Tougher; "No problem, where did you buy them at?"
Ruskin Severson; "I didn't buy them, Savannah bought them for me. I think that she got them at some super rich place the sells them for millions of dollars. They're comfortable, too. They're made out of jean-like diamonds, so you know they're worth a lot. Today's my first time wearing them, I saw them in the locker-room and Savannah left a note saying that she bought them for me. I guess they were there for a week or more? I don't know, I haven't talked to her in ages."
Johnny Fame; "Dude, that's abuse... that's total abuse to a woman. How could you?"
Ruskin Severson; "It's my first relationship, asshole! I don't know what to talk about."
Johnny Fame; "Let her know you wanna tap it."
Chris Tougher; "Yeah, lay the ol' Severson charm on her."
Wink.
Johnny Fame; "Dude... I bet she doesn't even know you changed your name."
Chris Tougher; "DO YOU EVER TALK TO HER?!"
Ruskin Severson; "Yes, I talk to her! Or at least I try. I don't know, I just suck... really bad... next t ime we are in the same area, I'll probably try to engage in a simple conversation of some kind. I'm not scared like some people think, I just don't know what to talk about. Like I said, it's my first relationship in life. Pathetic, eh? Well, whatever, at least it's a start. Usually with my friends all that we do is discuss the size of the poops we have in life. I guess now that I'm going to have to mature and stuff. Maybe you guys should, too, eh?"
Chris Tougher; "Not a chance."
Johnny Fame; "Go to Hell."
Ruskin looks confused.
Ruskin Severson; "Huh? Oh... uh, no... new pants. Thanks for noticing and caring, though."
Chris Tougher; "No problem, where did you buy them at?"
Ruskin Severson; "I didn't buy them, Savannah bought them for me. I think that she got them at some super rich place the sells them for millions of dollars. They're comfortable, too. They're made out of jean-like diamonds, so you know they're worth a lot. Today's my first time wearing them, I saw them in the locker-room and Savannah left a note saying that she bought them for me. I guess they were there for a week or more? I don't know, I haven't talked to her in ages."
Johnny Fame; "Dude, that's abuse... that's total abuse to a woman. How could you?"
Ruskin Severson; "It's my first relationship, asshole! I don't know what to talk about."
Johnny Fame; "Let her know you wanna tap it."
Chris Tougher; "Yeah, lay the ol' Severson charm on her."
Wink.
Johnny Fame; "Dude... I bet she doesn't even know you changed your name."
Chris Tougher; "DO YOU EVER TALK TO HER?!"
Ruskin Severson; "Yes, I talk to her! Or at least I try. I don't know, I just suck... really bad... next t ime we are in the same area, I'll probably try to engage in a simple conversation of some kind. I'm not scared like some people think, I just don't know what to talk about. Like I said, it's my first relationship in life. Pathetic, eh? Well, whatever, at least it's a start. Usually with my friends all that we do is discuss the size of the poops we have in life. I guess now that I'm going to have to mature and stuff. Maybe you guys should, too, eh?"
Chris Tougher; "Not a chance."
Johnny Fame; "Go to Hell."