Post by TFP on Mar 13, 2008 13:53:26 GMT -4
Bill frowns and looks at his red-velvet vest, all covered in puke. With delicacy, he pinches the buttons and cautiously takes his vest off. Holding it with his index finger and thumb, he holds it above the ground and watches as Johnny's vomit dribbles into a sexy colorful puddle on the ground. It suddenly falls to the ground and makes a splat sound. Fame blushes and puts his hands in his pockets as Tougher slowly tip-toes away, but he's stopped as Dan buries Chris' face into his clean-shaven arm-pit. Squirming, Chris tries to get away but he can't. Bill reaches forward and grabs Johnny's pant-leg, pulling at it with force. Johnny looks down at him and looks sort of confused... at least until he notices that Bill is indeed a midget.
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"You ruined my vest! You ruined my vest!"
"Sorry."
"No you're not! That vest was custom made for me!"
"Okay, okay! I'll buy you another at a pet-store or something, it should fit on you."
Bill backs off and glares up at Johnny, grinding his teeth. Johnny probably offended him so he tries to run off but Bill jumps at his legs and grabs the heel of his shoe, causing Fame to trip and fall face-first onto the ground. Bill crawls up to his neck, but Johnny pushes himself up and starts to fight with Bill to get him off. But it's no use as he wraps his legs arouns his neck and his arms around his shoulder. Stan grabs Johnny by the throat and Jan pulls Bill off, setting him on his feet. Johnny is hurled at a trash-can as Chris is thrown at the brick-wall that lies behind it. Johnny and Chris land beside one another and Bill stomps in their direction, rolling up the sleeves of his shirt on his long journey.
"I'm three-feet of KICK YOUR ASS!"
Bill runs at Johnny, but Chris comes in and punts him, sending him flying twenty or so feet away. He skids across the concrete and all five of them look in shock at what happened. Chris feels incredibly horrible about what he did, but Jan doesn't care as she and the two muscle-bound guys surround the two, cracking their knuckles and various other joints in their bodies.
"I didn't mean to! He was coming right after me!"
"It didn't matter if he was coming right after you... that wouldn't have changed a thing, because either way Bill is going to mess you guys up."
"Fame, you idiot... if it wasn't for you screaming out rape then none of this would have happened."
"I know, but I just had to... when you're drinking, anything just comes to mind is just blurted right out there, you know?"
"Yeah, I forgive you."
"This calls for a friendship hug!"
"No, no... none of that, yet. Use your whistle."
"You mean THE whistle?"
"Yes. THE whistle."
Fame reaches in his pocket and as the three of the strangers close in one them, Johnny brings out the whistle and blows into it. It echoes throughout the city and hits the walls of every single building, every single frequency wave and every single mountain and hill. The waves rustle from the sound of it, it's inevitable that you wouldn't be able to hear it. The deaf, even, get a hearing of it and their ears are able to function again. Through the brick wall between Chris and Johnny, Chuck Norris flies through with his fists like Superman and he punches out Stan and Dan as he flips forward and dropkicks Jan in the face. The three fall to the ground and Chuck stands there, hand on hips as he looks up to the sky.
"Oh my God!"
"Best Birthday present ever!"
"There's a lesson in all of this, kids..."
Long and dramatic pause, then Chuck looks back at Chris and Johnny.
"Drive safe, America."
With a wink and a nod, Chuck turns his attention to the moon and flies up there, then a twinkle appears in the sky as the stars join together to make a constellation of Chuck smiling. Chris and Johnny are in awe and they get to their feet, looking at Bill still unconcious and maybe even dead on the concrete, and the other three moaning from pain. Johnny and Chris shrug and walk away.
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"You ruined my vest! You ruined my vest!"
"Sorry."
"No you're not! That vest was custom made for me!"
"Okay, okay! I'll buy you another at a pet-store or something, it should fit on you."
Bill backs off and glares up at Johnny, grinding his teeth. Johnny probably offended him so he tries to run off but Bill jumps at his legs and grabs the heel of his shoe, causing Fame to trip and fall face-first onto the ground. Bill crawls up to his neck, but Johnny pushes himself up and starts to fight with Bill to get him off. But it's no use as he wraps his legs arouns his neck and his arms around his shoulder. Stan grabs Johnny by the throat and Jan pulls Bill off, setting him on his feet. Johnny is hurled at a trash-can as Chris is thrown at the brick-wall that lies behind it. Johnny and Chris land beside one another and Bill stomps in their direction, rolling up the sleeves of his shirt on his long journey.
"I'm three-feet of KICK YOUR ASS!"
Bill runs at Johnny, but Chris comes in and punts him, sending him flying twenty or so feet away. He skids across the concrete and all five of them look in shock at what happened. Chris feels incredibly horrible about what he did, but Jan doesn't care as she and the two muscle-bound guys surround the two, cracking their knuckles and various other joints in their bodies.
"I didn't mean to! He was coming right after me!"
"It didn't matter if he was coming right after you... that wouldn't have changed a thing, because either way Bill is going to mess you guys up."
"Fame, you idiot... if it wasn't for you screaming out rape then none of this would have happened."
"I know, but I just had to... when you're drinking, anything just comes to mind is just blurted right out there, you know?"
"Yeah, I forgive you."
"This calls for a friendship hug!"
"No, no... none of that, yet. Use your whistle."
"You mean THE whistle?"
"Yes. THE whistle."
Fame reaches in his pocket and as the three of the strangers close in one them, Johnny brings out the whistle and blows into it. It echoes throughout the city and hits the walls of every single building, every single frequency wave and every single mountain and hill. The waves rustle from the sound of it, it's inevitable that you wouldn't be able to hear it. The deaf, even, get a hearing of it and their ears are able to function again. Through the brick wall between Chris and Johnny, Chuck Norris flies through with his fists like Superman and he punches out Stan and Dan as he flips forward and dropkicks Jan in the face. The three fall to the ground and Chuck stands there, hand on hips as he looks up to the sky.
"Oh my God!"
"Best Birthday present ever!"
"There's a lesson in all of this, kids..."
Long and dramatic pause, then Chuck looks back at Chris and Johnny.
"Drive safe, America."
With a wink and a nod, Chuck turns his attention to the moon and flies up there, then a twinkle appears in the sky as the stars join together to make a constellation of Chuck smiling. Chris and Johnny are in awe and they get to their feet, looking at Bill still unconcious and maybe even dead on the concrete, and the other three moaning from pain. Johnny and Chris shrug and walk away.