Post by TFP on Mar 13, 2008 14:00:47 GMT -4
Chris slips his PCW shirt on over his head and looks at the logo, grinning. Chris rotates his head with a complete three-sixty and stares at what the text is on the back, written on loose-leaf by a black Sharpie and stapled in four areas to be secure. Amazed with what awesome merchandise that PCW is able to produce, Chris starts to think about buying everything else in PCW's shopzone.
"Hey Johnny, we have to find a diva for this guy's eFed."
"Definitely, it's only right to. He gave us these sweet shirts."
"Sweet shirts? No, these are sweet... they're EXPERIANCE shirts. It proves that we have wrestling experience."
"Alright, so I was wrong... wanna fight over it?"
"Sure."
Chris uppercuts Johnny in the jaw and he falls into the audience. Chris jumps in the air on top of the crowd of people and they begin to bodysurf him across their hands and then they throw him above Johnny, allowing him to do the crossfire. Johnny spits up blood and pukes all over the place, so Tougher starts to pound his face into the mess he spewed from his mouth. Tougher pulls Johnny to his feet and he pours gasoline on his back, lights it on fire and throws him in a oily-rag garbage bin. As soon as he is thrown within, it bursts into flames. Tougher jumps in and throws Johnny out, then hurries after him as he runs screaming to a lake. Tougher stops him and throws him to the ground, sitting on top of him, ignoring the flames.
"SAY THEY'RE EXPERIANCE SHIRTS! SAY IT SHOWS WE HAVE WRESTLING EXPERIANCE!"
"No!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
Chris pours more gasoline on Johnny and he screams.
"THESE ARE EXPERIENCE SHIRTS AND THEY SHOW WE HAVE WRESTLING EXPERIENCE!"
"Good."
Chris lets Johnny run to the nearby river and jumps into it, extinguishing the fire. He stays underneath the surface for awhile to cool his body temperature down and he soon floats to the top, bobbing up and down from being exhausted.
"Sucker."
Just then some guy walks over to Chris and does this to the logo on his shirt.
members.aol.com/sms4001/peeonave.gif PCW
"ASSHOLE!"
CT Driver and that guy's lungs collapse.
"Hey Johnny, we have to find a diva for this guy's eFed."
"Definitely, it's only right to. He gave us these sweet shirts."
"Sweet shirts? No, these are sweet... they're EXPERIANCE shirts. It proves that we have wrestling experience."
"Alright, so I was wrong... wanna fight over it?"
"Sure."
Chris uppercuts Johnny in the jaw and he falls into the audience. Chris jumps in the air on top of the crowd of people and they begin to bodysurf him across their hands and then they throw him above Johnny, allowing him to do the crossfire. Johnny spits up blood and pukes all over the place, so Tougher starts to pound his face into the mess he spewed from his mouth. Tougher pulls Johnny to his feet and he pours gasoline on his back, lights it on fire and throws him in a oily-rag garbage bin. As soon as he is thrown within, it bursts into flames. Tougher jumps in and throws Johnny out, then hurries after him as he runs screaming to a lake. Tougher stops him and throws him to the ground, sitting on top of him, ignoring the flames.
"SAY THEY'RE EXPERIANCE SHIRTS! SAY IT SHOWS WE HAVE WRESTLING EXPERIANCE!"
"No!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
Chris pours more gasoline on Johnny and he screams.
"THESE ARE EXPERIENCE SHIRTS AND THEY SHOW WE HAVE WRESTLING EXPERIENCE!"
"Good."
Chris lets Johnny run to the nearby river and jumps into it, extinguishing the fire. He stays underneath the surface for awhile to cool his body temperature down and he soon floats to the top, bobbing up and down from being exhausted.
"Sucker."
Just then some guy walks over to Chris and does this to the logo on his shirt.
members.aol.com/sms4001/peeonave.gif PCW
"ASSHOLE!"
CT Driver and that guy's lungs collapse.