Post by TFP on Sept 6, 2008 9:27:29 GMT -4
It's been awhile since Eigenschaft has stepped into the Fans Wrestling Alliance ring. His last victory was against James Tsunami in a great match by both superstars in the ring. James had almost got the best of him in the match, but Eigenschaft's mysteriousness managed to engrave a deep and noticeable line on Darstellung's wall of victories. The wall of losses are empty and Eigenschaft intends on keeping that so. But this obstacle in front of him may prove to be the biggest challenge of his career and even demolish him within before he picks up his big motivational run. Superstar Joe, FWA's resident Queen of Clean, is in his way. Should be be ready to break the positive wall down already? Or should he wait it out? Eigenschaft has been told to wait before making such decisions.
Opening up in a room, Eigenschaft sits on a chair. Domo-Kun is the main focus of the camera, as always, and like most times, it starts to speak. The attention that this thing has gotten since Darstellung's arrival hasn't exactly been liked, and nobody likes a puppet or a doll that talks too much. It's like somebody keeps pulling the string, letting it say the same old catchphrases. But Domo-Kun isn't like that, believe it or not. The only one who has the string in their back is Joe, repeating that same line he has been saying for the past three or more years. Frankly, people have gotten sick of it in the first month or so - but Joe won't let it up. It's like a mind-game of his, but he won't acknowledge it as one.
"Whether or not Joe realizes, he's in for quite a handful at Conflict. So no matter how much you misspell or mispronounce Eigenschaft's name, the result will still be the same when Conflict has come and gone; Superstar Joe being a thing of the past. But let's not credit Eigenschaft for that, because Joe's already three-quarters through the threshold of the door, about to enter the past. When that door closes, he can try to open from the outside - but too bad... it's locked from where you are. So even if you kicked at the door repeatedly for five long years, the door's hinges wouldn't come loose nor would you be able to bring that door down. You'll be stuck in the past for eternity and the only way somebody can find you is if they look through that clouded up window, staring into the cold night. And don't worry; because once you make yourself a superstar, you'll be shining brightly out there for all to see. They won't gasp or look excited - no, no, no - they'll just point and laugh. Why? Because look at you now, Supes; you feel like you're on top of the world, you're full of confidence and you believe that just because you did well in the past that you'll do well in the future. Well you can quit that right now because that's insulting. To think that you of all people are head and shoulders above guys like Eigenschaft is just preposterous. You saw his match awhile ago against James Tsunami and he won. You said it yourself, it's not easy for somebody to just waltz into the wrestling industry and defeat somebody like him. But Eigenschaft is more than a somebody. If you want to laugh, then laugh. The tides will turn after Conflict, and you'll be down on the ground, looking up at the victor. He'll stare down at you through his mask - and although you find it funny now, you will fear it in the future."
"The future is nigh."
"This is the seventieth edition of Conflict and you're whining about wrestling somebody who hides their identity with a pig mask? Don't flatter yourself; you could be wrestling Dusty T again. Just because he's new to this company and fresh competition for you, don't skew your face and look unimpressed. Unlike facing the same old competition that you have been for the past two or so years, Joe, be grateful that there is at least somebody new on the block who can throw you to the other side and watch you run back, getting hit by the traffic that speeds by. But I must admit; I love it when somebody as big and tough as Superstar Joe or James Tsunami looks down on Eigenschaft because they don't believe he has the right talent to defeat them. Nothing would make me more content than to see Joe join the club of people who had no respect for others. While you're part of that club, why don't you pull up a chair beside James Tsunami and reminisce about the time you made the worst decision of your wrestling career. So stop worrying about Conflict number one-hundred, you probably won't be there - and if you are - then I'll keep a good eye in the crowd, hoping to see you. But that's doubtful, because with all those sanity pills you're buying, you could probably only afford seats up in the nosebleeds. I guess that's the benefit to being a bit tick-tock in the clock, huh? You get what you want, when you want."
"Die."
"Maybe Joe will smarten up and mature some more when he realizes that new guys can be infact tougher than he is. I'm not going to say that Eigenschaft is the most talented guy on the roster, but he also isn't the worst. If Joe doesn't want to believe that, then fine - it's his opinion in the end. But there is a huge difference between opinion and fact. Joe's opinion is that he's better than Eigenschaft and there's nothing to be afraid of. Instead of being scared of him, Joe's all laughs when it comes to Darstellung. But again, that's his opinion. When Conflict is over and done with - facts will be made. The facts could be that Eigenschaft can beat Joe, or they could be Eigenschaft is more talented than Joe. You really don't know, but that's what I'm hoping they are - I have enough confidence in Eigenschaft to make sure he does what I want him to do. Joe can try to put him down with comments, saying he's a joke or a gimmick - but that's far from it. People just don't get the fact that he wants his identity hidden. A William Rodney Mercy mask won't suffice, because people will want to tear it to shreds out of hate for the guy - then showing off Eigenschaft's face to the world. Understand?"
"A superstar in need is Joe, indeed."
Finished with what he has to say, although Eigenschaft hasn't been one for words, the cameras fade out and we're left with the question - is Joe going to put an end to this mysterious wrestler known as Eigenschaft, possibly unmasking the man, or is his identity really that important? You don't really know with these kind of wrestlers. If Darstellung is truely a rookie like Domo-Kun says he is, then to defeat Joe this week would be a great upset.
Opening up in a room, Eigenschaft sits on a chair. Domo-Kun is the main focus of the camera, as always, and like most times, it starts to speak. The attention that this thing has gotten since Darstellung's arrival hasn't exactly been liked, and nobody likes a puppet or a doll that talks too much. It's like somebody keeps pulling the string, letting it say the same old catchphrases. But Domo-Kun isn't like that, believe it or not. The only one who has the string in their back is Joe, repeating that same line he has been saying for the past three or more years. Frankly, people have gotten sick of it in the first month or so - but Joe won't let it up. It's like a mind-game of his, but he won't acknowledge it as one.
"Whether or not Joe realizes, he's in for quite a handful at Conflict. So no matter how much you misspell or mispronounce Eigenschaft's name, the result will still be the same when Conflict has come and gone; Superstar Joe being a thing of the past. But let's not credit Eigenschaft for that, because Joe's already three-quarters through the threshold of the door, about to enter the past. When that door closes, he can try to open from the outside - but too bad... it's locked from where you are. So even if you kicked at the door repeatedly for five long years, the door's hinges wouldn't come loose nor would you be able to bring that door down. You'll be stuck in the past for eternity and the only way somebody can find you is if they look through that clouded up window, staring into the cold night. And don't worry; because once you make yourself a superstar, you'll be shining brightly out there for all to see. They won't gasp or look excited - no, no, no - they'll just point and laugh. Why? Because look at you now, Supes; you feel like you're on top of the world, you're full of confidence and you believe that just because you did well in the past that you'll do well in the future. Well you can quit that right now because that's insulting. To think that you of all people are head and shoulders above guys like Eigenschaft is just preposterous. You saw his match awhile ago against James Tsunami and he won. You said it yourself, it's not easy for somebody to just waltz into the wrestling industry and defeat somebody like him. But Eigenschaft is more than a somebody. If you want to laugh, then laugh. The tides will turn after Conflict, and you'll be down on the ground, looking up at the victor. He'll stare down at you through his mask - and although you find it funny now, you will fear it in the future."
"The future is nigh."
"This is the seventieth edition of Conflict and you're whining about wrestling somebody who hides their identity with a pig mask? Don't flatter yourself; you could be wrestling Dusty T again. Just because he's new to this company and fresh competition for you, don't skew your face and look unimpressed. Unlike facing the same old competition that you have been for the past two or so years, Joe, be grateful that there is at least somebody new on the block who can throw you to the other side and watch you run back, getting hit by the traffic that speeds by. But I must admit; I love it when somebody as big and tough as Superstar Joe or James Tsunami looks down on Eigenschaft because they don't believe he has the right talent to defeat them. Nothing would make me more content than to see Joe join the club of people who had no respect for others. While you're part of that club, why don't you pull up a chair beside James Tsunami and reminisce about the time you made the worst decision of your wrestling career. So stop worrying about Conflict number one-hundred, you probably won't be there - and if you are - then I'll keep a good eye in the crowd, hoping to see you. But that's doubtful, because with all those sanity pills you're buying, you could probably only afford seats up in the nosebleeds. I guess that's the benefit to being a bit tick-tock in the clock, huh? You get what you want, when you want."
"Die."
"Maybe Joe will smarten up and mature some more when he realizes that new guys can be infact tougher than he is. I'm not going to say that Eigenschaft is the most talented guy on the roster, but he also isn't the worst. If Joe doesn't want to believe that, then fine - it's his opinion in the end. But there is a huge difference between opinion and fact. Joe's opinion is that he's better than Eigenschaft and there's nothing to be afraid of. Instead of being scared of him, Joe's all laughs when it comes to Darstellung. But again, that's his opinion. When Conflict is over and done with - facts will be made. The facts could be that Eigenschaft can beat Joe, or they could be Eigenschaft is more talented than Joe. You really don't know, but that's what I'm hoping they are - I have enough confidence in Eigenschaft to make sure he does what I want him to do. Joe can try to put him down with comments, saying he's a joke or a gimmick - but that's far from it. People just don't get the fact that he wants his identity hidden. A William Rodney Mercy mask won't suffice, because people will want to tear it to shreds out of hate for the guy - then showing off Eigenschaft's face to the world. Understand?"
"A superstar in need is Joe, indeed."
Finished with what he has to say, although Eigenschaft hasn't been one for words, the cameras fade out and we're left with the question - is Joe going to put an end to this mysterious wrestler known as Eigenschaft, possibly unmasking the man, or is his identity really that important? You don't really know with these kind of wrestlers. If Darstellung is truely a rookie like Domo-Kun says he is, then to defeat Joe this week would be a great upset.