Post by TFP on Sept 6, 2008 9:28:22 GMT -4
An avocado cut in two is seen on the ground, one half has the seed in it while the other one doesn't. Suddenly, a foot crushes the empty avocado half and the other one has the seed taking out of it. About the size of a marble, it is held in front of the camera while Eigenschaft stares at it. Domo-Kun diverts his attention from the seed to the camera.
"Words shouldn't be feared, Joe, it should be the actions of one that sets fear into a person's body and mind. Looking at Eigenschaft's first match in Fans Wrestling Alliance, you saw him defeat James Tsunami, but that failed to put fear into you. But oh well, I'm not going to say you must fear him - I just find it odd that you don't. Maybe instead of saying the same thing a million times over and over, I should just put his debut match on repeat a million times over and over. Normally a wrestler should study his opponent's past, whether or not the challenge is new or old to them. I've done my homework on you, I know some facts and information, too. Since you've been around for quite some time, probably in every prominent and successful wrestling federation, there's no doubt you've heard people say things similar to what I have. Let's face it, you said it yourself, the wrestling industry lacks creativity. A billion words have probably been said since you began wrestling and you have managed to listen to it all. Sadly, I haven't. But I don't waste my time listening to the people who don't matter. If you decide to find another way through that door and into the building, then good for you. All of us find the solutions to our problems in a different way. I'm glad that you thought of a tactic that would at least work for all of us, especially you. I guess that goes to show how much you want to be in this industry to think outsid the box and break the walls down. If a loss isn't going to bother you from achieving what you want to, I respect that - you won't let anything bother you and make you give up hope. As for winning the Attitude championship and rising to the top once again, those are two different matters altogether. I don't know if you have a problem with greed or what, but you can't expect yourself to be tied to the Attitude championship while carrying the company at the same time. It's quite honestly too much for one to handle, especially yourself."
"Greed is a horrible thing."
"So if Eigenschaft were to lose against you at Conflict, that apparently proves a fact that I'm all talk? You know, a wrestler can still lose and prove what he wants to prove in the ring. A victory doesn't solidify anything except the outcome of a match. I want Eigenschaft to put fear into you and make you realize that he is indeed a great wrestler that can overcome any challenge put in his way. You, Joe, are one of those challenges put in his way. If he can at least hold a great match against you, put you on the brink of submission or defeat, that's a great thing done. To even have you scream in pain and ponder about defeat, then I'll be happy for Eigenschaft. Yes, of course I will be disappointed in him losing, but as long as our goal is achieved - then why complain? That's how I look at it, Joe. There are wrestlers like you who look down on guys like him because of something called 'self confidence'. We're both confident that he can beat you, because without any confidence, what else is he walking into Conflict with other than a set of moves about to be unleashed in that ring? Professional wrestlers have lost confidence, and a lot of it over time. But hey, I guess it's so wrong to be positive about yourself when you're new in the industry, right? Apparently it's accepted when you're a big name such as Superstar Joe. When it comes to you being arrogant, you're allowed to be. Why? Oh, I don't know - because of past accomplishments? I find it funny how wrestlers with a history in the past believe that it's all relevant now in the present and still will be in the future. If you were good then, then the question must be asked - why aren't you good now? Instead of inflating your ego of bringing up things you've done in the past, what more can you bring up to prove your importance to the wrestling industry other than saying you've defeated a man you wrestled more than two years ago several times, and another newcomer? Simply because you've run out of things to be respected for. So you defeated James Tsunami and Jesse James Miller? So what? Eigenschaft defeated James, too. When you are classifying those as recent accomplishments, it's really sad and makes it believable that you have nothing more to do. And if you're not one to abuse drugs or alcohol, that's cool, I guess. Not sure why that was really relevant to any of this - but if you think so. Again, that backs up my claim that you have nothing more to say or do."
"Speachless, are we?"
"Eigenschaft may not have earned your respect yet, but you can guarantee that he will after Conflict is over with. Your morale may be a little shot if you lose, but if that will make you feel a little down - man up. There are lot more important things in this world than losing matches and having to give respect to the winner, which could be Eigenschaft. You might not like what is going to happen, nor would you want to accept what is going to happen. You might make the choice of dealing with the outcome of the match and applauding the victory that Eigenschaft gets, or you could go backstage in your locker-room, close the door shut and lock it up, sit in front of the television watching your soap operas and eating a tub of chocolate ice-cream to comfort yourself because you know you're not mature enought to deal with reality. Now I don't know which one of the two you're going to do, but my best bet is that you're probably going to do the latter because your precious morale has been hit with a torpedo shot out of the deep blue sea. Your spot in the company may be sacred and nobody can steal it from you, but I've got to ask this - are you in over your head? Do you really believe that Superstar Joe, former World champion, is surrounded from a forcefield that will protect you from any danger or threat? Who do you think you are? An endangered Pandabear? Even the most protected endangered species are at risk of dangers, and although you're one of a kind, don't think you have any special treatment from FWA. They don't care where you came from, which company spoon-fed you with an endless supply of success - they just want two guys to step into that ring, wrestle for the Hell of it, and the better man of the match may very well get something as a reward. Seeing as you won yourself a shot at the Attitude title last week, you're wanting to go face off against Seifer full of confidence and looked feared. Do you think Seifer really gives a damn how you present yourself when the two of you finally squares off? He won't look at what goes on between yourself and Eigenschaft this week, nor will he even acknowledge your match. He's well aware of you becoming the contender to the title, and with that in mind, that's all he needs to know about you. Other than that, the second and last thing he needs to know about you is how long will it take to finally shut your mouth and beat your ass? Seifer's only intention is winning the match, not looking at the history of Joe or even measuring his morale. You want to go in there with morale and confidence? Then give yourself a little pep-talk in front of a mirror, will you? Tell yourself why you want to win the match, tell yourself the benefits of it. Don't be a little sissy about it and think that you have to go in there looking picture perfect with your nails polished, hair brushed and your face washed. Go in there with the only thing that matters and that is with your mind."
"Pure imperfection."
"This week, Darstellung doesn't need to worry about earning your respect or not. Knowing you, it probably won't be given to him since you're going to be a bit uptight about it and only reward it to him if he defeats you in a series of matches, not just one. But if you think that's fair, no problem - he'll just have to beat you in those series, too. Respect is that least of his concern and the least of my concern. Do you know what our main concern is? Well, it's not setting fear in all of our opponents, believe it or not. It's actually completing Eigenschaft's task of purgatory. Although you probably won't care, Eigenschaft is on a mission to cleanse himself and make his body, mind and soul pure once again. He made some bad decisions in the past and now he's on the road to completion to renew himself, make himself a better person. James Tsunami was the first step in this road to purgatory, and you will be the second, Joe. There are four steps to this road and if he completes all four in a row, he's cleansed and he's pure. If he messes up this week, then no harm done, he just has to restart at the first step and try to finish it all without any problems in his way. Now you might be asking yourself, what has he done in the past that made him go through this rigorous test? To be quite honest, that's for us to know and you to find out. It might take one month, one year, two years or even a decade to find out the answer to this - but don't count on it being that long. Eigenschaft has been disciplined a lot lately not to mess up on something this important. So if you think you're going to be the brake to bring his wheels to a halt on this road - think again. The road will be clean, there will be no black rubber marks of any length. All that will be seen are crushed cans on the roadside, out of traffic. One can labelled JAMES TSUNAMI, one can laballed SUPERSTAR JOE, and the other two have names pending. It's time to get rid of the litter by running over the trash."
"Die."
The avocado seed is flicked out of Eigenschaft's hand and as we hear it fall on the floor, the cameras fade out to black. Domo-Kun is confident on Eigenschaft, hoping that he can pull out with the victory this week against Joe. It will indeed be a huge victory for Darstellung, but it will also be a huge task to undertake.
"Words shouldn't be feared, Joe, it should be the actions of one that sets fear into a person's body and mind. Looking at Eigenschaft's first match in Fans Wrestling Alliance, you saw him defeat James Tsunami, but that failed to put fear into you. But oh well, I'm not going to say you must fear him - I just find it odd that you don't. Maybe instead of saying the same thing a million times over and over, I should just put his debut match on repeat a million times over and over. Normally a wrestler should study his opponent's past, whether or not the challenge is new or old to them. I've done my homework on you, I know some facts and information, too. Since you've been around for quite some time, probably in every prominent and successful wrestling federation, there's no doubt you've heard people say things similar to what I have. Let's face it, you said it yourself, the wrestling industry lacks creativity. A billion words have probably been said since you began wrestling and you have managed to listen to it all. Sadly, I haven't. But I don't waste my time listening to the people who don't matter. If you decide to find another way through that door and into the building, then good for you. All of us find the solutions to our problems in a different way. I'm glad that you thought of a tactic that would at least work for all of us, especially you. I guess that goes to show how much you want to be in this industry to think outsid the box and break the walls down. If a loss isn't going to bother you from achieving what you want to, I respect that - you won't let anything bother you and make you give up hope. As for winning the Attitude championship and rising to the top once again, those are two different matters altogether. I don't know if you have a problem with greed or what, but you can't expect yourself to be tied to the Attitude championship while carrying the company at the same time. It's quite honestly too much for one to handle, especially yourself."
"Greed is a horrible thing."
"So if Eigenschaft were to lose against you at Conflict, that apparently proves a fact that I'm all talk? You know, a wrestler can still lose and prove what he wants to prove in the ring. A victory doesn't solidify anything except the outcome of a match. I want Eigenschaft to put fear into you and make you realize that he is indeed a great wrestler that can overcome any challenge put in his way. You, Joe, are one of those challenges put in his way. If he can at least hold a great match against you, put you on the brink of submission or defeat, that's a great thing done. To even have you scream in pain and ponder about defeat, then I'll be happy for Eigenschaft. Yes, of course I will be disappointed in him losing, but as long as our goal is achieved - then why complain? That's how I look at it, Joe. There are wrestlers like you who look down on guys like him because of something called 'self confidence'. We're both confident that he can beat you, because without any confidence, what else is he walking into Conflict with other than a set of moves about to be unleashed in that ring? Professional wrestlers have lost confidence, and a lot of it over time. But hey, I guess it's so wrong to be positive about yourself when you're new in the industry, right? Apparently it's accepted when you're a big name such as Superstar Joe. When it comes to you being arrogant, you're allowed to be. Why? Oh, I don't know - because of past accomplishments? I find it funny how wrestlers with a history in the past believe that it's all relevant now in the present and still will be in the future. If you were good then, then the question must be asked - why aren't you good now? Instead of inflating your ego of bringing up things you've done in the past, what more can you bring up to prove your importance to the wrestling industry other than saying you've defeated a man you wrestled more than two years ago several times, and another newcomer? Simply because you've run out of things to be respected for. So you defeated James Tsunami and Jesse James Miller? So what? Eigenschaft defeated James, too. When you are classifying those as recent accomplishments, it's really sad and makes it believable that you have nothing more to do. And if you're not one to abuse drugs or alcohol, that's cool, I guess. Not sure why that was really relevant to any of this - but if you think so. Again, that backs up my claim that you have nothing more to say or do."
"Speachless, are we?"
"Eigenschaft may not have earned your respect yet, but you can guarantee that he will after Conflict is over with. Your morale may be a little shot if you lose, but if that will make you feel a little down - man up. There are lot more important things in this world than losing matches and having to give respect to the winner, which could be Eigenschaft. You might not like what is going to happen, nor would you want to accept what is going to happen. You might make the choice of dealing with the outcome of the match and applauding the victory that Eigenschaft gets, or you could go backstage in your locker-room, close the door shut and lock it up, sit in front of the television watching your soap operas and eating a tub of chocolate ice-cream to comfort yourself because you know you're not mature enought to deal with reality. Now I don't know which one of the two you're going to do, but my best bet is that you're probably going to do the latter because your precious morale has been hit with a torpedo shot out of the deep blue sea. Your spot in the company may be sacred and nobody can steal it from you, but I've got to ask this - are you in over your head? Do you really believe that Superstar Joe, former World champion, is surrounded from a forcefield that will protect you from any danger or threat? Who do you think you are? An endangered Pandabear? Even the most protected endangered species are at risk of dangers, and although you're one of a kind, don't think you have any special treatment from FWA. They don't care where you came from, which company spoon-fed you with an endless supply of success - they just want two guys to step into that ring, wrestle for the Hell of it, and the better man of the match may very well get something as a reward. Seeing as you won yourself a shot at the Attitude title last week, you're wanting to go face off against Seifer full of confidence and looked feared. Do you think Seifer really gives a damn how you present yourself when the two of you finally squares off? He won't look at what goes on between yourself and Eigenschaft this week, nor will he even acknowledge your match. He's well aware of you becoming the contender to the title, and with that in mind, that's all he needs to know about you. Other than that, the second and last thing he needs to know about you is how long will it take to finally shut your mouth and beat your ass? Seifer's only intention is winning the match, not looking at the history of Joe or even measuring his morale. You want to go in there with morale and confidence? Then give yourself a little pep-talk in front of a mirror, will you? Tell yourself why you want to win the match, tell yourself the benefits of it. Don't be a little sissy about it and think that you have to go in there looking picture perfect with your nails polished, hair brushed and your face washed. Go in there with the only thing that matters and that is with your mind."
"Pure imperfection."
"This week, Darstellung doesn't need to worry about earning your respect or not. Knowing you, it probably won't be given to him since you're going to be a bit uptight about it and only reward it to him if he defeats you in a series of matches, not just one. But if you think that's fair, no problem - he'll just have to beat you in those series, too. Respect is that least of his concern and the least of my concern. Do you know what our main concern is? Well, it's not setting fear in all of our opponents, believe it or not. It's actually completing Eigenschaft's task of purgatory. Although you probably won't care, Eigenschaft is on a mission to cleanse himself and make his body, mind and soul pure once again. He made some bad decisions in the past and now he's on the road to completion to renew himself, make himself a better person. James Tsunami was the first step in this road to purgatory, and you will be the second, Joe. There are four steps to this road and if he completes all four in a row, he's cleansed and he's pure. If he messes up this week, then no harm done, he just has to restart at the first step and try to finish it all without any problems in his way. Now you might be asking yourself, what has he done in the past that made him go through this rigorous test? To be quite honest, that's for us to know and you to find out. It might take one month, one year, two years or even a decade to find out the answer to this - but don't count on it being that long. Eigenschaft has been disciplined a lot lately not to mess up on something this important. So if you think you're going to be the brake to bring his wheels to a halt on this road - think again. The road will be clean, there will be no black rubber marks of any length. All that will be seen are crushed cans on the roadside, out of traffic. One can labelled JAMES TSUNAMI, one can laballed SUPERSTAR JOE, and the other two have names pending. It's time to get rid of the litter by running over the trash."
"Die."
The avocado seed is flicked out of Eigenschaft's hand and as we hear it fall on the floor, the cameras fade out to black. Domo-Kun is confident on Eigenschaft, hoping that he can pull out with the victory this week against Joe. It will indeed be a huge victory for Darstellung, but it will also be a huge task to undertake.