[029] A Change?

[TFP]

Null and Void are in their locker-room, celebrating the good old Chinese New Year. People all around are laughing, dancing, talking to eachother and other stuff. Null and Void just sit down on a leather sofa watching the commotion in the room. They seem rather bored than anything.

Null: "...FUCK?! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHOWER, VOID?! LAST YEAR?!"

Void looks up at Null, grinning.

Void: "Haha...yes, actually considering this is CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!"

Void slaps Null one across the face and he looks taught. The two stand up, looking around. Void shakes his head and they leave the room, closing the door behind them.

Null: "They can live without us, huh?"

Void: "Damn right."

Null pulls out a tire-iron from his pocket, holding it in front of himself. Void looks at it, seeming...confused.

Null: "Mista Nic-Nac Paddywak gonna steal himself a Cadillac!!!"

Void laughs, pointing at Null.

Void: "You're serious? YOU'RE SERIOUS!!!"

Null slams the tire-iron on the floor, showing his serioussness.

Null: "I damn well miss those days..."

Void: "The Chang Gang days?"

Null nods, looking down.

Null: "Yeah...The Chang Gang days."

Void: "Me too, me too.

Null: "So, when will we bring those days back?"

Void: "Whenever these days grow old, brother. Hell, we've got ourselves out of that rut and we are now on a smooth road."

Null: "These days are old now, bro."

Void: "Old NOW? Hell no, brother, hell no. We've still got some days as The Changs Of China left in us."

Null: "No...we...don't."

Void: "Yes...we...do."

Null: "Dude, we just repeat the same stuff over and over."

Void: "Well what ELSE can suit us?"

Null: "Well, our gimmick is to move on to new gimmicks every now and then. TRY NEW THINGS!!!"

Void: "Ah, I see now..."

Null: "You do, huh?"

Void: "Yeah, I do."

Null: "Next, howabout we become...ROCK STARS!!!"

Void: "No, no...ARMY MEN!!!"

Null: "Wait...HOWABOUT ARTISTS???"

Void: "Better idea...CLEAN FREAKS!!!"

Null: "Oh! The all-time gimmick...REPETITIVE PEOPLE!!"

Void: "Sorry, there are already those type of people in BWA."

Null: "Aww, really?"

Void: "Yeah, Erika Marie and MJ Storm..."

Null: "Oh...yeah, them. Maybe we should just stick with being The Changs Of China for awhile longer..."

Void: "Yeah. Let's."

Null and Void nod and walk down the hallway, maybe because MISTA NIC-NAC PADDYWAK WANTS TO STEAL HIMSELF A CADILLAC!! Fade out.