Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 15:22:35 GMT -4
Null and Void stand in front of a wall that has a big picture of Nic E. Dangerously on it, looking around shocked after his loss at Boiling Point against The Changs. Of course, that's nothing new when it comes to NED. Losses are his specialty, especially to people who are more skilled than him. If more talented people lose to him, than they probably are just having a bad night or in a way that's much more explainable and understandable...NED CHEATS!!
Now The Changs are looking at NED's picture in quite some dissapointment. Actually, alot of dissapointment. It's easy to see that NED brings up their self esteem in the ring. Why? Simple. Nic surely sucks at wrestling in any way possible. Whatever NED did in PWT, W2K or XVE was there and that companies accomplishments. However this is BWA, Nic. This is where a REAL challenge is at. You're not wrestling those predictable Americans week after week. Instead, you're wrestling talented superstars from all across the world. Most especially from China.
Null: "Nic E. Dangerously? HA!!! More like Sue M. Richly!"
A women who apparently is Sue M. Richly comes into the scence, and looks at the camera. Out of nowhere she pulls a desk in front of the camera and pulls a chair behind her. She sits on it and stares at the camera, shaking her heead.
Null: "Nic, over the past couple of weeks since you have returned here to British Wrestling Alliance, you have really been doing nothing but vowing to 'Get Even' with us, me and my brother Void. Now we didn't really know what to think of that, and we didn't really know what you ment. But over the past few weeks, it hit me. I finally understood. You're not doing this just to defeat us after beating you way back when. Instead, you're doing this because you hate Chinese people!"
Null points at the camera, looking severely angry about that.
Void: "Exactly, Null. I mean, you can go after anybody in your past who has beat you and such, for example...KEVIN NEWMAN!!! You could've and went after him if you returned, but he's gone and all, so yeah, I guess you can't. But there are more people on that list of people who are here, am I right? Of course there is, but you don't seem to target any of them do you? No, you don't. Why? Because they are the simple, average American person like you. You just hate Chinese people for being more talented, more skilled, more funny, more intelligent and all. You're pushing nothing except a hate crime!!!"
SMR looks at the camera, shaking her head in disgust. DISGUST!!
Sue M. Richly: "I've basically heard enough here, Changs. What you two are dealing with is a prejudice, a racist and a person who is breaking the law with hate crime. In my 6 years as a lawyer I have never seen the likes of this at all. So that is why from here on now, I am enforcing that if NED lays a hand on the two of you, or ANY of you from now until the day he or both of you dies, he gets SUED FOR ALL OF HIS MONEY!!!"
Null and Void look at eachother, grinning and give eachother a high five. They seem to be happy, but what are they thinking about enforcing this such rule? Is she really being serious?
Null: "You hear that...NIC?? You better not be as dumb as you seem to be, because if you happen to be than you will be working here a hell of a lot longer than you expected to be. Maybe you will branch out to more federations, working for more than anything. You'll be so caught up in this, you'll be bankrupt. You wont be able to afford coming back and forth from San Antonio to the United Kingdom week after week. So NED, make a smart investment...and don't hate."
Null shakes his head.
Void: "Don't be hating, NED, don't be hating. We've had to put up with plenty of hate crimes over the past few months with some people in the back, but you just top it over the bar. It really breaks me up inside and shames me that so assholish people like you are all around us every single day, stereotyping us. Do you know how mentally and physically hurt we are by that? Do you? Well, it will hurt us more if you touch us at Gold Rush. And I swear, if you do...I'll send them on you."
Send WHO on him? Who exactly?
Void: "Do you want to know who? Hmmph, well over the months of fighting with them, encountering them, having bitter arguements with them we finally decided to join forces. As they always say, if you can't beat us...JOIN US!!! I'm talking about the United Asian Mafia!!!"
Umm, yeah. About one guy in black walks in front of the camera set, he happens to be Tachi Shamiro. Tachi Shamiro? You must remember him right? The guy who was picked up by a limo last month on the side of the road when he was caught with The Changs dealing Sushi? Oh you must know. He always got beatings by Juan Chow, he was NEVER allowed to talk. Anyways, I suppose he is the Asian Mafia leader.
Tachi Shamiro: "Yeah, Ned. Or is it En Ee Dee? Anyways, it doesn't matter, does it? What you're looking at is the BWA Asian Mafia; Tachi Shamiro, Null Chang and Void Chang. We're your worst enemies. You would have never thought that you would be taking on people such as us, well you are bud. The Changs here, you should have realized that they have friends in high places. We happen to be in the high places. You happen to be messing with us, and that's something that you're going to now regret forever and ever."
Tachi pauses, taking out a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and adjusting them to his hand across his knuckles. He looks at the end of them, rather satisfied to say the least.
Tachi Shamiro: "You must wonder why we were brought into the middle of this, huh? Well, you see...I've had a hard life being Chinese, I know how rough things get for us and it sickens me that over a hundred million of us mother fuckers go through this day in and day out. Has it ever occured to you that there are approximately a billion of us living? Has it ever occured to you that there is more Asian people in the world than anybody else? Well, I'm sure that it has occured to you now and you better remember it."
Tachi walks towards the camera, looking at them with an expression that is mad.
Tachi Shamiro: "There's a ton of us all around you Ned, and you have to come to your senses sooner or later that you can't live in this world without coming across an Asian. So this is your last warning right here, right now...if you touch my friends, my brothers, at Gold Rush...than we're going after you, your family and your friends. Don't put them in harms way, Nic. Because if you do, you'll have more of a problem on your hands than us. The BWA Asian Mafia has you as number one on it's hitlist. Soon enough, you should be on the executed list. And for sure, I'll make sure you will be. 'Nuff said..."
Tachi lifts his head up at the camera, walking out of scence with The Changs. We fade to black. Oooooooh...BWA ASIAN MAFIA!!
Now The Changs are looking at NED's picture in quite some dissapointment. Actually, alot of dissapointment. It's easy to see that NED brings up their self esteem in the ring. Why? Simple. Nic surely sucks at wrestling in any way possible. Whatever NED did in PWT, W2K or XVE was there and that companies accomplishments. However this is BWA, Nic. This is where a REAL challenge is at. You're not wrestling those predictable Americans week after week. Instead, you're wrestling talented superstars from all across the world. Most especially from China.
Null: "Nic E. Dangerously? HA!!! More like Sue M. Richly!"
A women who apparently is Sue M. Richly comes into the scence, and looks at the camera. Out of nowhere she pulls a desk in front of the camera and pulls a chair behind her. She sits on it and stares at the camera, shaking her heead.
Null: "Nic, over the past couple of weeks since you have returned here to British Wrestling Alliance, you have really been doing nothing but vowing to 'Get Even' with us, me and my brother Void. Now we didn't really know what to think of that, and we didn't really know what you ment. But over the past few weeks, it hit me. I finally understood. You're not doing this just to defeat us after beating you way back when. Instead, you're doing this because you hate Chinese people!"
Null points at the camera, looking severely angry about that.
Void: "Exactly, Null. I mean, you can go after anybody in your past who has beat you and such, for example...KEVIN NEWMAN!!! You could've and went after him if you returned, but he's gone and all, so yeah, I guess you can't. But there are more people on that list of people who are here, am I right? Of course there is, but you don't seem to target any of them do you? No, you don't. Why? Because they are the simple, average American person like you. You just hate Chinese people for being more talented, more skilled, more funny, more intelligent and all. You're pushing nothing except a hate crime!!!"
SMR looks at the camera, shaking her head in disgust. DISGUST!!
Sue M. Richly: "I've basically heard enough here, Changs. What you two are dealing with is a prejudice, a racist and a person who is breaking the law with hate crime. In my 6 years as a lawyer I have never seen the likes of this at all. So that is why from here on now, I am enforcing that if NED lays a hand on the two of you, or ANY of you from now until the day he or both of you dies, he gets SUED FOR ALL OF HIS MONEY!!!"
Null and Void look at eachother, grinning and give eachother a high five. They seem to be happy, but what are they thinking about enforcing this such rule? Is she really being serious?
Null: "You hear that...NIC?? You better not be as dumb as you seem to be, because if you happen to be than you will be working here a hell of a lot longer than you expected to be. Maybe you will branch out to more federations, working for more than anything. You'll be so caught up in this, you'll be bankrupt. You wont be able to afford coming back and forth from San Antonio to the United Kingdom week after week. So NED, make a smart investment...and don't hate."
Null shakes his head.
Void: "Don't be hating, NED, don't be hating. We've had to put up with plenty of hate crimes over the past few months with some people in the back, but you just top it over the bar. It really breaks me up inside and shames me that so assholish people like you are all around us every single day, stereotyping us. Do you know how mentally and physically hurt we are by that? Do you? Well, it will hurt us more if you touch us at Gold Rush. And I swear, if you do...I'll send them on you."
Send WHO on him? Who exactly?
Void: "Do you want to know who? Hmmph, well over the months of fighting with them, encountering them, having bitter arguements with them we finally decided to join forces. As they always say, if you can't beat us...JOIN US!!! I'm talking about the United Asian Mafia!!!"
Umm, yeah. About one guy in black walks in front of the camera set, he happens to be Tachi Shamiro. Tachi Shamiro? You must remember him right? The guy who was picked up by a limo last month on the side of the road when he was caught with The Changs dealing Sushi? Oh you must know. He always got beatings by Juan Chow, he was NEVER allowed to talk. Anyways, I suppose he is the Asian Mafia leader.
Tachi Shamiro: "Yeah, Ned. Or is it En Ee Dee? Anyways, it doesn't matter, does it? What you're looking at is the BWA Asian Mafia; Tachi Shamiro, Null Chang and Void Chang. We're your worst enemies. You would have never thought that you would be taking on people such as us, well you are bud. The Changs here, you should have realized that they have friends in high places. We happen to be in the high places. You happen to be messing with us, and that's something that you're going to now regret forever and ever."
Tachi pauses, taking out a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and adjusting them to his hand across his knuckles. He looks at the end of them, rather satisfied to say the least.
Tachi Shamiro: "You must wonder why we were brought into the middle of this, huh? Well, you see...I've had a hard life being Chinese, I know how rough things get for us and it sickens me that over a hundred million of us mother fuckers go through this day in and day out. Has it ever occured to you that there are approximately a billion of us living? Has it ever occured to you that there is more Asian people in the world than anybody else? Well, I'm sure that it has occured to you now and you better remember it."
Tachi walks towards the camera, looking at them with an expression that is mad.
Tachi Shamiro: "There's a ton of us all around you Ned, and you have to come to your senses sooner or later that you can't live in this world without coming across an Asian. So this is your last warning right here, right now...if you touch my friends, my brothers, at Gold Rush...than we're going after you, your family and your friends. Don't put them in harms way, Nic. Because if you do, you'll have more of a problem on your hands than us. The BWA Asian Mafia has you as number one on it's hitlist. Soon enough, you should be on the executed list. And for sure, I'll make sure you will be. 'Nuff said..."
Tachi lifts his head up at the camera, walking out of scence with The Changs. We fade to black. Oooooooh...BWA ASIAN MAFIA!!