Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 15:27:20 GMT -4
<As if, Johnny. You think that The Changs are untalented? You think that The Changs are unskilled? You think that The Changs SUCK? Wrong, boy. So let us as you a something, here. How many chances have YOU had to type out a promo with your partner beside you, fixxing up the errors with your punctuation and grammar? NEVER!!! That's why your promos are so filled with errors. Sheesh. And hey, you speak that language better than we do. And who's more skilled at it? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?
Yeah, we don't even have to answer that one. I bet you're looking down in shame right now, at your fingers as you type, type, type away at your newest promo, whatever it is about. You don't want to make those errors do you? Huh? Have you tried to type them out on Microsoft Word first? That's what The Changs do, and if it is error free, than post away! But a simple minded idiot like you never thinks about stuff like that, neither does your partner NED.
Oh, and Johnny, why even bother trying to be Japanese or Chinese? Being a ninja isn't going to help you in the ring on Gold Rush. But knowing you, Nic is probably turning you into his little bitch to follow his orders. It's pathetic what you are trying to do. If you think you are trying to diss the Asian culture, you're not. You're just dissing and making a fool out of you and the rest of the wannabe American's. Hell, when you look at it...don't Americans try to be everything? They try to be black, they try to be stupid, they try to be gothic, they try to be emo, they try to be ghey cowboys, they try to be Asian...they try to be every god damned thing that you can think of, but are they even good at it? Are they? Uhh, no!
So why don't you Americans just give up on it all? Why don't you just live life normally and be yourselves? Don't be hypocrits, don't try to be something else you aren't. Because that is what is destroying America itself. But aren't The Changs ever so glad that they aren't in America right now, huh? That's why they decided to go to the British Wrestling Alliance and wrestle there instead of travel to simple minded America and deal with jackasses in the back. However BWA has a minor amount of jackass Americans. Only a few. And those few names are Johnny Legend and Nic E. Dangerously, duh!!! All the other people are just cool with The Changs. Like Heather Wallace. She's always cool with them.
Anyways, Johnny and Nic. Now you two want to keep your bickering, fighting and arguing away from Gold Rush, huh? You want to win the Titles together instead of escalate the both of your's feud to the next level? Go for it, try and win it. It's tougher than you think it will be. And from ours and alot of other peoples point of view, you two seem to be getting along quite good. If you two so much HATE eachother, than maybe you two would do anything to stop eachother from holding Titles together, wouldn't you? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm? Yeah, of course you would. But you two are just to dumb to do that.
A simple win is all you want, isn't it? You don't want to break any of your oooh, undefeated records, do you? Well what are the point of undefeated records? What do you want to do, Johnny? Be the next Goldberg? Undefeated records are basically pointless to have. Being undefeated doesn't make you good, being Asian makes you good...bitch!!! Incase you just want to be you're 'heroes', you'll have to shave your hair off, be bald and grow that hair on your chest. I'm sure you want that Johnny. You look up at your heroes, you want to be just like them.
But whatever, it's your career Johnny. You are the one who is making a whole bunch of stupid decisions, putting it in danger and in the brink of destruction. Maybe if you were CHANG SMART like us, you wouldn't even step into this federation. But it seems as if you want a challenge, than you are going to get one. No, not from that guy called Ned, from The Changs. We've got the word challenge written all over us. Serioussly. We do. You should even look for yourself. But what word have you got written all over you? Mainly on your forehead? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?
...JOHNNY GHEY ASS!!!>
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<Null and Void stands before a desk, looking ahead at a man who sits there, looking rather calm and cool. He has a black suitcase sitting on his lap. His physical appearance seems rather oldish looking. He has a white goatee with balding short hair. He squints his eyes, looking at Null and Void, chuckling to himself. We hear a flush sound and a door squeeks behind The Changs. Tachi walks out, zipping up his pants and letting out a breath of relief, and satisfaction...sat-is-fac-tion...sat-is-fac-tion...duh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-uh!!! He looks at The Changs looking at him and he looks at the man sitting at the desk. Tachi smiles innocently and dusts his hands off on his pants.>
Tachi Shamiro: "So, father...what did you want us for? Anything important? A certain job? ...a mission? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?"
<Ooh, a mission! Sounds tempting. But what kind of mission is he thinking? Could it be a mission from the likes of Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2, Grand Theft Auto 3, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto: London Drive or Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories? Any one of them would be good, preferably number 3 since it revolves around the Mafia, or the Leone Family. But this is BWA, so it is the Asian Mafia.>
Father: "No Tachi, no mission. Not for you anyways. Now Null and Void...my nephews...I was just watching two stupid Americans on the television, talking away how you two seem to have parents that hate you and that your births were nothing but things to hate. Well, prove them wrong, boys. Your parents were happy that you two came into The Chang family. You blessed them. You two are anything BUT hated. It seems as if Ned and Johnny are just jealous that you two have loving parents. I wonder what kind of life that they have lived in America..."
<Really though, you must wonder. Were they beat constantly? Is that why they are like this, saying that they are jokes who have parents that hate them? Yeah, probably. Simple minded Americans, living a life where they must seem that everything is perfect. Well, 'good old America' isn't that perfect after all. Which country is filled with diseased chickens? U-S-A!!! Which country is hated by most of the world? U-S-A!!! And which country rocks? China, obviously...sheesh!
You see, America falls below every country. It's basically the worst country ever. They got a corrupt President who declares war on every country that tries to defend themselves. It's no wonder that their citizens are acting a they do. Hell, it's no wonder why Johnny and Nic are acting the way they do. Hmmm. They just got BUSH'D!!!>
Null Chang: "They probably were neglected by their parents day after day. You know those Americans, can't act like ordiranary people. They always got to be loudmouths who feel like they are the best because they got an Army who bombs the 'guilty' countries. And you know, it wouldn't really surprise me if they bombed us right now for saying what we are saying."
<BOOOOOOOOOM...nah, I'm shitting with you!!! But yeah, like Null said, it wouldn't surprise me either. Pfft, Americans. Can't they just let the little guys live a decent life? Of course not, they have to invade every single country, taking away their weapons and defence because they don't seem 'trust-worthy'. Not many countries are actually brave enough to stand up to the United States, and I can understand why. THEY ROBBED THEM OFF THEIR WEAPONS!!!
Good thing for Iran, Iraq or whatever country it is that is making nuclear weapons, they aren't taking this 'shit' from Bush and his country of Nazi's. They are doing what they have a right to do, build some defence weapons. So if America tries to bomb them, than they get bombed in the end. Tables turned.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Uhhh, yeah...anyways, what did you want The Changs to do, father? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?"
<Father grabs the suitcase on his lap, setting it firmly on the table, the handle faced towards the Asian Mafia. Father gets up out of his chair and starts to stretch his legs out. He must have been sitting there for a long, long time. Or maybe he is just old. He starts to walk around the desk and stands before the almighty suitcase.>
Father: "Null and Void, in this suitcase is something that you two should cherish as defence weapons. Don't use them on un-suspecting people. I seem to know how carried away any one of you can get if you have a weapon in your posession. Weapons such as windex, duct-tape, chop-sticks...whatever. You two just go crazy with it. So now, I want you two to only use this when you need it."
<Tachi gets impatient, jumping up and down.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Come oooooonnn, open it!!!"
<SMACK!!! Don't you ever demand Father what to do! Aight? AIGHT?! Aight. But now, the time is right. Father turns his back to The Changs and the downed Tachi Shamiro. He unclips the hooks on the side of the suit case and he flips the top up! SILVER LIGHT BURSTS OUT!!! The Changs shield their eyes from the blinding light! What can it be? OH, what can it be?! Father steps aside, turning to The Changs and pointing to the open suitcase. Null and Void walk to the suitcase where two Silver Brass Knuckles sit in the suitcase in a black indent. Null and Void grab the nearest pair, adjusting it onto their hands. It has 'NULL' spelled on one backwards and 'VOID' on the other one backwards.
But why backwards? Why is it spelled backwards? There has to be a reason!!! Are you anxious to know WHY?! Of course you are you dirty American. And don't think that Chinese, Japanese or Asian's can't spell. Because they can. Put this in word, I bet that every single word is spelled correct or those one's that are dragged out in expression.>
Father: "Null and Void, I present you with your very own brass knuckles. You can use these at times you need to. For example, GOLD RUSH!!! You two are the Champions, defending your Titles against two people who are not worthy to wrestle for those Titles. So whenever Johnny and Ned be as hateful as they are during their promos, put those on and punch them or him across the jaw!!! Hell, better yet across the forehead. So than whenever they look in the mirror, they see your name imprinted over their forehead. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
<Oooh, excellent Idea, Father! NED will surely get this on his face over the weekend. If Johnny Legend is a douche and still stays the ghey ass he is, than he will get one or more preferably two across his forehead. Either way, they would be deserving of it. NED deserves it one way or another, so even if he isn't doing nothing, he should get an imprint.>
Void Chang: "So awesome, Father. I'll use this at times whenever it is right. So don't worry about me using it. But you MIGHT have to worry about Null a little bit. He seems to be more of the target of Ned and Johnny. But, maybe that is because he talks the most. Oh well, either way. I will not be as silent in the ring as I am in 'promos'."
<Father nods, tapping Void on the shoulder with happyness for some reason. Maybe finally he can see what The Changs can do in the ring now that they are part of the Asian Mafia. They'll be just as better than they were when they were just a tag team. But now they have got a whole new look, a whole new style and a whole new agenda.>
Father: "Good, good. Go give those assholes a beating that they deserve. Nobody and I mean nobody says anything about The Changs---"
<Tachi suddenly in a blink of an eye bounces up off of the floor onto his feet, leaning towards Father and point at himself with his thumb!>
Tachi Shamiro: "OR Tachi Shamiro. We're the Asian Mafia, Father. If anybody was smart enough as they are, besides NED and Johnny Legend, than they would do nothing but steer clear of us, get out of our way and than everything would be fine. People seem to underestimate us for our size, for our looks, for our...hmmm, suckyness? Ha, my ass!!! The Asian Mafia sucks at only one thing, and that is sucking. But NED and Johnny seem to be professionals at it. They are basically Sucksess Made In U-S-A, and The Asian Mafia is basically the oppossite...Success Made In Asia!!!"
<That is so damn true, Tachi. Nobody and I mean nobody could disagree with you. Only a fool like NED and Johnny Legend would do such a thing like that, and they probably would do a thing like that. It's so predictable of them, or should we say Americans. Hell, even the outcome of their matches are predictable. Some wins and some losses are.
The past couple of wins for both Johnny and NED were easy to understand why. They were stepping in the ring with people who were having a bad night or just plainly sucked at wrestling. Like King Davidson and Matt taylor. Matt Taylor sucks at wrestling, no arguements there. And King Davidson was having a bad night, not to mention he walked out on Matt Taylor, so that was probably why it went down as it did.
If Davidson hadn't have done that, than you know that NED and Johnny would have lost their match. But that is how things turned out, so he had to accept it. But NED and Johnny seem to be two guys who do nothing but brag about themselves every single week, no matter what is happening around the world everyday. The Changs and the Asian Mafia, they aren't like that, nope, no way, no how.
The Changs are people who are very open, they talk about various things like how much NED sucks. The Changs just simply rock at wrestling, which NED isn't. The Changs know what talent is, and it isn't NED. The Changs have Titles around their waists, NED doesn't and will never. The Changs are a good Tag Team, NED and whoever isn't. The Changs are made in China by their loving parents, as was NED made in China but only in a sweat shop by a three year old. No wonder he says the same things over and over.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Anyways Father, me and The Changs better be running now...I'll make sure that they use their knucks in the match whenever those dirty Americans provoke a typical hate crime. And Father, one other thing, we wont let you down this week...The Changs here know what to do. They have always known what to do when it comes to wrestling. Hell, that's why they are the two time Tag Team Champions here, Father. And for damn sure, they wont make it three times...especially in the next week. Because if they lose the Titles to NED and Legend, than oh boy, you've got one angry boss to confront."
<Tachi, shut up! Null and Void wont lose in the ring against two simple Americans who have no skills at all. The Changs are better than that. They wont lose to a guy who has a choppy figure and blocky hair such as NED or a guy who looks like a tool by wearing sun-glasses or shades in most of his pictures. No, no, no. The Changs in fact will beat them and succeed like always. Hell, they are Chinese, boy!!!
If anything you have to worry about is The Changs ending NED's career at Gold Rush. That is one thing that they do not want to do. They want to keep his career going, just to torture him throughout it some more, and they will indeed do that. At any stake. They don't care how long they annoy him here in British Wrestling Alliance. It all depends on how long his contract is with this federation. The longer, the better. The Changs, and the Asian Mafia, are sticking around for a very long time. You can count on that. They have Ned as their main-focus on the hitlist. Soon enough, he'll make it onto their executed list. After this Sunday, it wont be the last you see of the Asian Mafia running into NED in the ring. It's just the beginning.>
Father: "Alright Tachi, I'll see you guys after Sunday Night. Impress me, will you? I don't want the Asian Mafia to be let down by nothing, or nobody. We want to look supreme at any cost, and I'm sure that you two will be the exact thing that can make us look more supreme than we already look. However, beating Ned and Johnny aren't really anything to make us look all that supreme. They are basically nothing new for you guys. You beat Nic before, and Johnny Legend is probably no tougher in the ring. So as I said before, impress me!!!"
<They'll impress you, ya old bas--->
Tachi Shamiro: "They'll impress you, ma old man!!! We'll see you later..."
<Tachi and The Changs walk away from Father, going to the door and opening it up. They walk outside and enter a hallway that has windows all around. They leave the building and walk outside onto the sidewalk, looking around at the busy streets. They walk down the sidewalk, looking around. Than ahead of them they see Mr. Over-rated...over-rated...NED walking along like the ghey ass he is. The Changs look stunned to say the least and NED knows they are there. Tachi tells them to stay back and he walks forward at NED, looking at him with a grin.
Hopefully Tachi does the right thing and kicks his ass right here and right now. It would be so awesome if he did, but he probably wouldn't. He wants Nic to enter Gold Rush in his best form to prove that The Changs can whoop his ass anyday, anytime, anywhere. And hey, they have already proved it once before. Why should they prove it again to him? Because they can.
Tachi stands there, looking inside of Nic's pixelated eyes with a frown on his face. He seems rather dissapointed in Ned, and a little bit let down about him. Of course, who wouldn't be dissapointed in NED? He's a walking dissapointment. Everywhere he goes he dissapoints people. Tachi shakes his head in dissapointment. Tsk, tsk, tsk.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Nic, Ned, Enn Eee Dee, Dangerously...whatever your real name us, you just better keep in mind that after Gold Rush you are going to leave with alot around your waist. More than you had bargained for. And what will it be? What should it be that you will leave with that you are very deserving of? Bruises. Black and blue bruises all over you ribs and waist, from the punishment you receive from my cousins back there. They aren't afraid of you, and I'm not afraid of you. Hell, there is no doubt that you're not afraid of us. There is us, and there is you. And who is going to win in the end, Nic? It's most likely us. If you do happen to beat The Changs this weekend at Gold Rush, it will be because you have Johnny Legend as your partner. But alone Nic, you alone against The Changs you stand no chance in hell. That's basically all that it is, or what it really should be. Without a partner, Nic, you're nothing! You're just a guy who was put in Paint Shop Pro or Photoshop, maybe even Microsoft Paint and was blended and cut out very poorly by a little 2 year old in a sweat shop. What did you do? Visit China for a kid to give you an image? HA!!! Most likely. And your image basically sucks, but it suits you in a way. A very good way. It basically resembles you...because it sucks!!! Ghey ass!!! Now let me give you something for Gold Rush, good luck...you are going to need it, Nic..."
<Tachi pulls NED's hand from his side and shakes it. He laughs, walking away from NED. Nic lifts his hand up, looking at his palm that has something sticky on it. He takes a sniff of it and gags, whiping his hand on the side of the brick wall on the building. Tachi goes and joins his cousins and they walk away as we fade out. Hey, did Tachi even wash his hands when he 'used' the bathroom earlier? AWWW!!! FUCKING SICK!!!>
Yeah, we don't even have to answer that one. I bet you're looking down in shame right now, at your fingers as you type, type, type away at your newest promo, whatever it is about. You don't want to make those errors do you? Huh? Have you tried to type them out on Microsoft Word first? That's what The Changs do, and if it is error free, than post away! But a simple minded idiot like you never thinks about stuff like that, neither does your partner NED.
Oh, and Johnny, why even bother trying to be Japanese or Chinese? Being a ninja isn't going to help you in the ring on Gold Rush. But knowing you, Nic is probably turning you into his little bitch to follow his orders. It's pathetic what you are trying to do. If you think you are trying to diss the Asian culture, you're not. You're just dissing and making a fool out of you and the rest of the wannabe American's. Hell, when you look at it...don't Americans try to be everything? They try to be black, they try to be stupid, they try to be gothic, they try to be emo, they try to be ghey cowboys, they try to be Asian...they try to be every god damned thing that you can think of, but are they even good at it? Are they? Uhh, no!
So why don't you Americans just give up on it all? Why don't you just live life normally and be yourselves? Don't be hypocrits, don't try to be something else you aren't. Because that is what is destroying America itself. But aren't The Changs ever so glad that they aren't in America right now, huh? That's why they decided to go to the British Wrestling Alliance and wrestle there instead of travel to simple minded America and deal with jackasses in the back. However BWA has a minor amount of jackass Americans. Only a few. And those few names are Johnny Legend and Nic E. Dangerously, duh!!! All the other people are just cool with The Changs. Like Heather Wallace. She's always cool with them.
Anyways, Johnny and Nic. Now you two want to keep your bickering, fighting and arguing away from Gold Rush, huh? You want to win the Titles together instead of escalate the both of your's feud to the next level? Go for it, try and win it. It's tougher than you think it will be. And from ours and alot of other peoples point of view, you two seem to be getting along quite good. If you two so much HATE eachother, than maybe you two would do anything to stop eachother from holding Titles together, wouldn't you? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm? Yeah, of course you would. But you two are just to dumb to do that.
A simple win is all you want, isn't it? You don't want to break any of your oooh, undefeated records, do you? Well what are the point of undefeated records? What do you want to do, Johnny? Be the next Goldberg? Undefeated records are basically pointless to have. Being undefeated doesn't make you good, being Asian makes you good...bitch!!! Incase you just want to be you're 'heroes', you'll have to shave your hair off, be bald and grow that hair on your chest. I'm sure you want that Johnny. You look up at your heroes, you want to be just like them.
But whatever, it's your career Johnny. You are the one who is making a whole bunch of stupid decisions, putting it in danger and in the brink of destruction. Maybe if you were CHANG SMART like us, you wouldn't even step into this federation. But it seems as if you want a challenge, than you are going to get one. No, not from that guy called Ned, from The Changs. We've got the word challenge written all over us. Serioussly. We do. You should even look for yourself. But what word have you got written all over you? Mainly on your forehead? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?
...JOHNNY GHEY ASS!!!>
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<Null and Void stands before a desk, looking ahead at a man who sits there, looking rather calm and cool. He has a black suitcase sitting on his lap. His physical appearance seems rather oldish looking. He has a white goatee with balding short hair. He squints his eyes, looking at Null and Void, chuckling to himself. We hear a flush sound and a door squeeks behind The Changs. Tachi walks out, zipping up his pants and letting out a breath of relief, and satisfaction...sat-is-fac-tion...sat-is-fac-tion...duh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-uh!!! He looks at The Changs looking at him and he looks at the man sitting at the desk. Tachi smiles innocently and dusts his hands off on his pants.>
Tachi Shamiro: "So, father...what did you want us for? Anything important? A certain job? ...a mission? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?"
<Ooh, a mission! Sounds tempting. But what kind of mission is he thinking? Could it be a mission from the likes of Grand Theft Auto 1, Grand Theft Auto 2, Grand Theft Auto 3, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto: London Drive or Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories? Any one of them would be good, preferably number 3 since it revolves around the Mafia, or the Leone Family. But this is BWA, so it is the Asian Mafia.>
Father: "No Tachi, no mission. Not for you anyways. Now Null and Void...my nephews...I was just watching two stupid Americans on the television, talking away how you two seem to have parents that hate you and that your births were nothing but things to hate. Well, prove them wrong, boys. Your parents were happy that you two came into The Chang family. You blessed them. You two are anything BUT hated. It seems as if Ned and Johnny are just jealous that you two have loving parents. I wonder what kind of life that they have lived in America..."
<Really though, you must wonder. Were they beat constantly? Is that why they are like this, saying that they are jokes who have parents that hate them? Yeah, probably. Simple minded Americans, living a life where they must seem that everything is perfect. Well, 'good old America' isn't that perfect after all. Which country is filled with diseased chickens? U-S-A!!! Which country is hated by most of the world? U-S-A!!! And which country rocks? China, obviously...sheesh!
You see, America falls below every country. It's basically the worst country ever. They got a corrupt President who declares war on every country that tries to defend themselves. It's no wonder that their citizens are acting a they do. Hell, it's no wonder why Johnny and Nic are acting the way they do. Hmmm. They just got BUSH'D!!!>
Null Chang: "They probably were neglected by their parents day after day. You know those Americans, can't act like ordiranary people. They always got to be loudmouths who feel like they are the best because they got an Army who bombs the 'guilty' countries. And you know, it wouldn't really surprise me if they bombed us right now for saying what we are saying."
<BOOOOOOOOOM...nah, I'm shitting with you!!! But yeah, like Null said, it wouldn't surprise me either. Pfft, Americans. Can't they just let the little guys live a decent life? Of course not, they have to invade every single country, taking away their weapons and defence because they don't seem 'trust-worthy'. Not many countries are actually brave enough to stand up to the United States, and I can understand why. THEY ROBBED THEM OFF THEIR WEAPONS!!!
Good thing for Iran, Iraq or whatever country it is that is making nuclear weapons, they aren't taking this 'shit' from Bush and his country of Nazi's. They are doing what they have a right to do, build some defence weapons. So if America tries to bomb them, than they get bombed in the end. Tables turned.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Uhhh, yeah...anyways, what did you want The Changs to do, father? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm?"
<Father grabs the suitcase on his lap, setting it firmly on the table, the handle faced towards the Asian Mafia. Father gets up out of his chair and starts to stretch his legs out. He must have been sitting there for a long, long time. Or maybe he is just old. He starts to walk around the desk and stands before the almighty suitcase.>
Father: "Null and Void, in this suitcase is something that you two should cherish as defence weapons. Don't use them on un-suspecting people. I seem to know how carried away any one of you can get if you have a weapon in your posession. Weapons such as windex, duct-tape, chop-sticks...whatever. You two just go crazy with it. So now, I want you two to only use this when you need it."
<Tachi gets impatient, jumping up and down.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Come oooooonnn, open it!!!"
<SMACK!!! Don't you ever demand Father what to do! Aight? AIGHT?! Aight. But now, the time is right. Father turns his back to The Changs and the downed Tachi Shamiro. He unclips the hooks on the side of the suit case and he flips the top up! SILVER LIGHT BURSTS OUT!!! The Changs shield their eyes from the blinding light! What can it be? OH, what can it be?! Father steps aside, turning to The Changs and pointing to the open suitcase. Null and Void walk to the suitcase where two Silver Brass Knuckles sit in the suitcase in a black indent. Null and Void grab the nearest pair, adjusting it onto their hands. It has 'NULL' spelled on one backwards and 'VOID' on the other one backwards.
But why backwards? Why is it spelled backwards? There has to be a reason!!! Are you anxious to know WHY?! Of course you are you dirty American. And don't think that Chinese, Japanese or Asian's can't spell. Because they can. Put this in word, I bet that every single word is spelled correct or those one's that are dragged out in expression.>
Father: "Null and Void, I present you with your very own brass knuckles. You can use these at times you need to. For example, GOLD RUSH!!! You two are the Champions, defending your Titles against two people who are not worthy to wrestle for those Titles. So whenever Johnny and Ned be as hateful as they are during their promos, put those on and punch them or him across the jaw!!! Hell, better yet across the forehead. So than whenever they look in the mirror, they see your name imprinted over their forehead. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
<Oooh, excellent Idea, Father! NED will surely get this on his face over the weekend. If Johnny Legend is a douche and still stays the ghey ass he is, than he will get one or more preferably two across his forehead. Either way, they would be deserving of it. NED deserves it one way or another, so even if he isn't doing nothing, he should get an imprint.>
Void Chang: "So awesome, Father. I'll use this at times whenever it is right. So don't worry about me using it. But you MIGHT have to worry about Null a little bit. He seems to be more of the target of Ned and Johnny. But, maybe that is because he talks the most. Oh well, either way. I will not be as silent in the ring as I am in 'promos'."
<Father nods, tapping Void on the shoulder with happyness for some reason. Maybe finally he can see what The Changs can do in the ring now that they are part of the Asian Mafia. They'll be just as better than they were when they were just a tag team. But now they have got a whole new look, a whole new style and a whole new agenda.>
Father: "Good, good. Go give those assholes a beating that they deserve. Nobody and I mean nobody says anything about The Changs---"
<Tachi suddenly in a blink of an eye bounces up off of the floor onto his feet, leaning towards Father and point at himself with his thumb!>
Tachi Shamiro: "OR Tachi Shamiro. We're the Asian Mafia, Father. If anybody was smart enough as they are, besides NED and Johnny Legend, than they would do nothing but steer clear of us, get out of our way and than everything would be fine. People seem to underestimate us for our size, for our looks, for our...hmmm, suckyness? Ha, my ass!!! The Asian Mafia sucks at only one thing, and that is sucking. But NED and Johnny seem to be professionals at it. They are basically Sucksess Made In U-S-A, and The Asian Mafia is basically the oppossite...Success Made In Asia!!!"
<That is so damn true, Tachi. Nobody and I mean nobody could disagree with you. Only a fool like NED and Johnny Legend would do such a thing like that, and they probably would do a thing like that. It's so predictable of them, or should we say Americans. Hell, even the outcome of their matches are predictable. Some wins and some losses are.
The past couple of wins for both Johnny and NED were easy to understand why. They were stepping in the ring with people who were having a bad night or just plainly sucked at wrestling. Like King Davidson and Matt taylor. Matt Taylor sucks at wrestling, no arguements there. And King Davidson was having a bad night, not to mention he walked out on Matt Taylor, so that was probably why it went down as it did.
If Davidson hadn't have done that, than you know that NED and Johnny would have lost their match. But that is how things turned out, so he had to accept it. But NED and Johnny seem to be two guys who do nothing but brag about themselves every single week, no matter what is happening around the world everyday. The Changs and the Asian Mafia, they aren't like that, nope, no way, no how.
The Changs are people who are very open, they talk about various things like how much NED sucks. The Changs just simply rock at wrestling, which NED isn't. The Changs know what talent is, and it isn't NED. The Changs have Titles around their waists, NED doesn't and will never. The Changs are a good Tag Team, NED and whoever isn't. The Changs are made in China by their loving parents, as was NED made in China but only in a sweat shop by a three year old. No wonder he says the same things over and over.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Anyways Father, me and The Changs better be running now...I'll make sure that they use their knucks in the match whenever those dirty Americans provoke a typical hate crime. And Father, one other thing, we wont let you down this week...The Changs here know what to do. They have always known what to do when it comes to wrestling. Hell, that's why they are the two time Tag Team Champions here, Father. And for damn sure, they wont make it three times...especially in the next week. Because if they lose the Titles to NED and Legend, than oh boy, you've got one angry boss to confront."
<Tachi, shut up! Null and Void wont lose in the ring against two simple Americans who have no skills at all. The Changs are better than that. They wont lose to a guy who has a choppy figure and blocky hair such as NED or a guy who looks like a tool by wearing sun-glasses or shades in most of his pictures. No, no, no. The Changs in fact will beat them and succeed like always. Hell, they are Chinese, boy!!!
If anything you have to worry about is The Changs ending NED's career at Gold Rush. That is one thing that they do not want to do. They want to keep his career going, just to torture him throughout it some more, and they will indeed do that. At any stake. They don't care how long they annoy him here in British Wrestling Alliance. It all depends on how long his contract is with this federation. The longer, the better. The Changs, and the Asian Mafia, are sticking around for a very long time. You can count on that. They have Ned as their main-focus on the hitlist. Soon enough, he'll make it onto their executed list. After this Sunday, it wont be the last you see of the Asian Mafia running into NED in the ring. It's just the beginning.>
Father: "Alright Tachi, I'll see you guys after Sunday Night. Impress me, will you? I don't want the Asian Mafia to be let down by nothing, or nobody. We want to look supreme at any cost, and I'm sure that you two will be the exact thing that can make us look more supreme than we already look. However, beating Ned and Johnny aren't really anything to make us look all that supreme. They are basically nothing new for you guys. You beat Nic before, and Johnny Legend is probably no tougher in the ring. So as I said before, impress me!!!"
<They'll impress you, ya old bas--->
Tachi Shamiro: "They'll impress you, ma old man!!! We'll see you later..."
<Tachi and The Changs walk away from Father, going to the door and opening it up. They walk outside and enter a hallway that has windows all around. They leave the building and walk outside onto the sidewalk, looking around at the busy streets. They walk down the sidewalk, looking around. Than ahead of them they see Mr. Over-rated...over-rated...NED walking along like the ghey ass he is. The Changs look stunned to say the least and NED knows they are there. Tachi tells them to stay back and he walks forward at NED, looking at him with a grin.
Hopefully Tachi does the right thing and kicks his ass right here and right now. It would be so awesome if he did, but he probably wouldn't. He wants Nic to enter Gold Rush in his best form to prove that The Changs can whoop his ass anyday, anytime, anywhere. And hey, they have already proved it once before. Why should they prove it again to him? Because they can.
Tachi stands there, looking inside of Nic's pixelated eyes with a frown on his face. He seems rather dissapointed in Ned, and a little bit let down about him. Of course, who wouldn't be dissapointed in NED? He's a walking dissapointment. Everywhere he goes he dissapoints people. Tachi shakes his head in dissapointment. Tsk, tsk, tsk.>
Tachi Shamiro: "Nic, Ned, Enn Eee Dee, Dangerously...whatever your real name us, you just better keep in mind that after Gold Rush you are going to leave with alot around your waist. More than you had bargained for. And what will it be? What should it be that you will leave with that you are very deserving of? Bruises. Black and blue bruises all over you ribs and waist, from the punishment you receive from my cousins back there. They aren't afraid of you, and I'm not afraid of you. Hell, there is no doubt that you're not afraid of us. There is us, and there is you. And who is going to win in the end, Nic? It's most likely us. If you do happen to beat The Changs this weekend at Gold Rush, it will be because you have Johnny Legend as your partner. But alone Nic, you alone against The Changs you stand no chance in hell. That's basically all that it is, or what it really should be. Without a partner, Nic, you're nothing! You're just a guy who was put in Paint Shop Pro or Photoshop, maybe even Microsoft Paint and was blended and cut out very poorly by a little 2 year old in a sweat shop. What did you do? Visit China for a kid to give you an image? HA!!! Most likely. And your image basically sucks, but it suits you in a way. A very good way. It basically resembles you...because it sucks!!! Ghey ass!!! Now let me give you something for Gold Rush, good luck...you are going to need it, Nic..."
<Tachi pulls NED's hand from his side and shakes it. He laughs, walking away from NED. Nic lifts his hand up, looking at his palm that has something sticky on it. He takes a sniff of it and gags, whiping his hand on the side of the brick wall on the building. Tachi goes and joins his cousins and they walk away as we fade out. Hey, did Tachi even wash his hands when he 'used' the bathroom earlier? AWWW!!! FUCKING SICK!!!>