[033] BWA Word Game

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<Null and Void entered Gold Rush with one thing on their minds and that was defend their Tag Team Titles. The Changs did that, but they did not defeat Nic E. Dangerously or Johnny Legend. Instead, Nic and Johnny defeated The Changs for what they thought were the Tag Team Titles, but instead Marcus came out demanding them to give The Changs their own Titles back. Ahh, great moment. They got hurt though, but no biggy. The Changs can live through the pain, unlike those Americans can live through having to hand back Titles.

But this week The Changs are out of NED's and Johnny's long, straggly and greasy hair. Now they wrestle against another Tag Team who are apparently 'enemies', and they are Mitchell and Aidan Saunders. The Changs have had many ring matches against Mitchell, and they know quite about him ring-wise. Other than that, they don't really know anything about him. Aidan on the other hand is a new kid on the block, who wants Mitchell's woman. Well, The Changs hate to side with Mitchell on this...but Aidan, get your own woman!!! There are about three new ones on the roster, get one of them. They got bigger boobs!!! Hey...the bigger, the better. Eh? Ehh? Ehhh?

But meh, suit yourself. If you want Heather, just try your best to get her knowing that Mitchell will be wherever she is from now on, knowing your little schemish plan. But The Changs couldn't care less one way or another if you or Mitchell were with her. She's probably just going to be a piece of ass to either one of you. Hmmph, those Americans, huh? Ah well.>

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<We open up in a backstage area. There is a table where Null and Void are sitting, across from eachother. Behind the table is Franny and there is a United Kingdom flag drapped down the wall in the background. People let out some cheers.>

Franny: "Ladies and Gentlemen...WELCOME TO THE DEBUT OF THE BRITISH WRESTLING ALLIANCE WORD GAME!!!"

<w00t!!! New game!!!>

Franny: "Now if you win this Void, you will get a free Two-Month Karate Lesson. Null, you have Void 2 minutes to say this word...cover your ears, Void..."

<Void covers them as Franny flashes a card in front of the camera that says 'Plant'.>

Franny: "Pull-ANT!!! PLANT!!"

Franny crumples the card up, throwing it behind him. Franny slams his hand on the table, signalling the time. Void takes his hands off of his ears, getting ready to try his best.>

Null: "Umm...it sits in the corner and you have to water it every week or else it will get dry and die."

<Ha. I bet that even I could get that one.>

Void: "Uhh...GRANDPA!!"

<WHOA!!! Haha!!! That could be eligable.>

Null: "No, no...Ummm, it's in the front of the house on the window-sill."

<Alright, he's got this one...>

Void: "OH!! GrandMA."

<Damn, he is stupid.>

Null: "Nope, nope...you have to bury it in the front-yard."

<If he says them again...>

Void: "There's no logic to that."

<Uhh, so his grandparents are...umm...yeah...I suppose they are.>

Null: "Ugh...you buy it at a store."

<That could be anything, Null. Sheesh.>

Void: "The Worst Of NED's Career on DVD!!!"

<That's what I meant by 'anything'.>

Null: "Nope. It's not that. Uh, what do people in Japan and China always have around the house in almost every single room?"

<Flooring.>

Void: "Supplies of rice?"

<GASP!!! Asia has that?!>

Null: "Not rice, Void...what else?"

<I want to know more about Asia and what they have in their rooms!!!>

Void: "A miniture statue of boudha?"

<Heh, boudha.>

Franny: "Ten seconds left..."

<HURRY!!!>

Null: "Alright, here's one...Johnny Legend is a Ghey Ass for having these."

<He's got it in the bag.>

Void: "OH!! PLANTS!!"

<Franny rings the bell on the table, signalling he got the answer!!! w00t!!! FREE KARATE LESSONS, BOY!!! Fade out.>