Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 15:35:38 GMT -4
<We open up in a room where The Father sits, looking down at a newspaper with a grim look upon his face. He brings a mug up to his mouth, taking a sip of some coffee. He sets it down and pulls out a cigarrette package from his tuxedo pocket. He pushes the bottom up and flips the top flap, grabbing a cig and placing it between his lips. He inserts the inner part of the package back and puts it in his pocket again. He flicks the end of it, taking a long drag and blowing it through his nose. Suddenly the door opens. Null Chang and Void Chang both walk in, alone. No Tachi with them, for whatever reason, we don't know. The Father looks up at The Chang's, giving them a nod of greeting. He taps the cigarette end on the ash-tray, placing the burnt-up tobacco in the tray. The Changs walk towards the desk, and they stand before The Father. The two plump back in the chairs that are ahead of The Father, he looks at them while holding the cigarette in his mouth. He shakes his head, taking another puff.>
The Father: "I'm getting really fed up with this, y'know? Week after week, I get dissapointed by what is happening, and everytime I think we can 'fix' this problem, it just gets worse. Fact of the matter is, this is the last I can tolerate it. And do you know what happens when I can't tolerate things no longer?"
<Well, even if you don't know The Father personally or well, you probably do know what happens when he can't tolerate things no longer, and that is get solve whatever problem he has on his hands. This weeks problem, we don't know what it is. But we have a good guess that it might be The Changs constant losing since Gold Rush. Looks like The Changs got back into this rut that they were in about a month ago, eh? Well, they can surely get out of it again. After all, they got out of it once before, didn't they? It's like a cold; once you beat it, you can beat it again. Plus, I can't imagine anybody who can't beat the common cold. Maybe homeless people. Hell, I don't know.>
Null Chang: "Yes Father, we DO know what you do. You get your family to go out and destroy, demolish or 'whack' the problem."
<Mafia Word Of The Week, "Whack". Funny. Last weeks was, "Kapeesh". What's next? "Fuhgetaboutit"? Oop...>
The Father: "Very good, Null, very good. It's great to see that intelligence is still in our family, and it is also great to see that they are classy too. But there is another thing we are, and that is un-successful at overcoming our problems, am I right? Null, Void; as much as I dislike what has been happening to you two for the past few weeks in BWA, which is losing, I have to be proud that you two are doing as great as you are. Not only have you beating the best in that federation multiple times with your talent and skills, but you two have also held those Tag Team Titles twice around your waists. Still, you two have managed to hold onto them for quite awhile and it looks like nobody will be taking those belts away from you. I don't think there is a team that can beat you for them. But don't take MY word for it, that's just my honest opinion. Whatever I say doesn't really fly in the real word, boys. Remember that. You two seem to think that you're going to win, or lose, just because I say so. Well, don't really take it serioussly, alright? It gets your hopes up, and when you end up losing, it breaks down your self-esteem. You know, there actually is one particular team that might just take those Tag Team Titles away from you if the both of you aren't careful enough. If you know who I'm talking about, than you would understand completely. Joseph McMirra and Blue Monsoon. I've watched their abilities and I hate to say it, but some of them are much superior than the both of yours. If any team is capable of defeating you two for your Tag Team Titles, it has to be them. If you don't believe me, than just keep a good eye on them this week while your teaming up with them during your Four-On-Two Handicap Match this week on Livewire. With two great teams going up against a pair of nobodies, you're bound to win. Remember what I said now, Monsoon and McMirra are two great in-ring performers. Their performances could definitly be the utmost in the Tag Team Division."
<Complete bullshit, Father, complete bullshit. You really think that Monsoon and McMirra could be the 'utmost' in the Tag Team Division? Bleh, whatever. Null and Void are greater than any other team that has come and gone in the British Wrestling Alliance. Better than Revolution, which was a fine damn team I must add, better than The Good and The Badd, better than...you get my point. Null and Void just simply whoop ass. They can beat just about any Tag Team that wrestles 'fairly' in BWA. NED and Johnny Legend don't count though. They wrestle fair, though, but they aren't a Tag Team. They are just an oddcouple. McMirra and Monsoon can try to be the best in the Tag Team Division, but they will just end up failing like they always have. They can't cut it as Tag Team Champions and they just wont last in the Tag Team Division. Don't take The Changs word for it, don't take their narrators word for it. Just take the fact. It's true. The fact is ALWAYS true. It is. Really.>
Null Chang: "Father, they are talented, no doubt about it. They can probably help us finally defeat Johnny Legend and Nic E. Dangerously this week on Livewire, but just keep this in mind, they will not and shall not take away mine and Void's Tag Team Championships. We've busted our asses all over this Tag Team Division for them, and we aren't going to lose them to a couple Power Rangers. Super-Powers aren't good enough, Father. They definitly don't match up against our wrestling skills."
<Mwahahaha!!! The hit the hammer on the nail right there, Null. Power-Rangers can't wrestle, they can only fly!!! Get out of the freakin' wrestling ring McMirra and Monsoon, go save the world against bad guys or something like that. We know that NED and Johnny Legend might be deep-down sneaky and liars, but sheesh, what brought you two into this? How in the hell do THEY effect the world? Go find Shredder. He's worth your time besides Nic and Johnny.>
The Father: "Well, anyways boys, my problem I had on mind was a Radio Show downtown. They do nothing but talk trash about The Asian Mafia, saying we have no deal being in The United Kingdom and by doing what we are doing. They say Platter on their doorstep isn't a prank, but it's dinner. I've been wanting to shut that guys mouth up for so damn long. But now it has finally occured to me, the two of you can shut it up FOR me. Who better than the two of you? Huh? Really. You two have done so much for yourselves, and nothing BIG yet for The Asian Mafia. This can get yourselves noticed around this land, and get yourselves a reputation that is needed. So, are you up to being my problem solvers today, or not?"
<Ooh! Sounds like a little job and outside camera work for us. It definitly sounds good to us, but are they even going to do it for sure? Would they go across town and beat this guys face in Chinese Style? It would be enjoyable if they did. Ha! Just imagine what you would hear on the radio while this goes on.>
Void Chang: "Hmm, well Father, I think you can count us in for it. We don't take crap from anybody, and neither should you. If this is what you call a problem, than for sure we will go out for awhile and solve it. Whatever this radio host has to say next about us, it will be his last stuff to say about us. You don't find it funny, The Asian Mafia doesn't find it funny, Null doesn't find it funny and sure as hell I don't find it funny."
<Is he talking about KILLING him?>
The Father: "Are you talking about KILLING him?"
<HEY!!! You read my papers, bitch.>
Void Chang: "Nope, no killing. I think that we will just beat him to a point where he wont say anything else. Kapeesh?"
<Smart idea, Void. But I think that you would rather do this to other people like Johnny Legend and NED rather than some radio host who lives in his parents basement.>
The Father: "Kapeesh. See you later boys."
<And with that, The Changs sit up and give The Father a handshake of goodbyes. They turn around and head to the door, opening it and walking it. As it closes, The Father grins and grabs a cell-phone on his table, dialing numbers and speaking into it.>
The Father: "Yeah? Tachi? Good. Alright, they are going there now. Just sit patiently."
<Uh...oh...>
The Father: "I'm getting really fed up with this, y'know? Week after week, I get dissapointed by what is happening, and everytime I think we can 'fix' this problem, it just gets worse. Fact of the matter is, this is the last I can tolerate it. And do you know what happens when I can't tolerate things no longer?"
<Well, even if you don't know The Father personally or well, you probably do know what happens when he can't tolerate things no longer, and that is get solve whatever problem he has on his hands. This weeks problem, we don't know what it is. But we have a good guess that it might be The Changs constant losing since Gold Rush. Looks like The Changs got back into this rut that they were in about a month ago, eh? Well, they can surely get out of it again. After all, they got out of it once before, didn't they? It's like a cold; once you beat it, you can beat it again. Plus, I can't imagine anybody who can't beat the common cold. Maybe homeless people. Hell, I don't know.>
Null Chang: "Yes Father, we DO know what you do. You get your family to go out and destroy, demolish or 'whack' the problem."
<Mafia Word Of The Week, "Whack". Funny. Last weeks was, "Kapeesh". What's next? "Fuhgetaboutit"? Oop...>
The Father: "Very good, Null, very good. It's great to see that intelligence is still in our family, and it is also great to see that they are classy too. But there is another thing we are, and that is un-successful at overcoming our problems, am I right? Null, Void; as much as I dislike what has been happening to you two for the past few weeks in BWA, which is losing, I have to be proud that you two are doing as great as you are. Not only have you beating the best in that federation multiple times with your talent and skills, but you two have also held those Tag Team Titles twice around your waists. Still, you two have managed to hold onto them for quite awhile and it looks like nobody will be taking those belts away from you. I don't think there is a team that can beat you for them. But don't take MY word for it, that's just my honest opinion. Whatever I say doesn't really fly in the real word, boys. Remember that. You two seem to think that you're going to win, or lose, just because I say so. Well, don't really take it serioussly, alright? It gets your hopes up, and when you end up losing, it breaks down your self-esteem. You know, there actually is one particular team that might just take those Tag Team Titles away from you if the both of you aren't careful enough. If you know who I'm talking about, than you would understand completely. Joseph McMirra and Blue Monsoon. I've watched their abilities and I hate to say it, but some of them are much superior than the both of yours. If any team is capable of defeating you two for your Tag Team Titles, it has to be them. If you don't believe me, than just keep a good eye on them this week while your teaming up with them during your Four-On-Two Handicap Match this week on Livewire. With two great teams going up against a pair of nobodies, you're bound to win. Remember what I said now, Monsoon and McMirra are two great in-ring performers. Their performances could definitly be the utmost in the Tag Team Division."
<Complete bullshit, Father, complete bullshit. You really think that Monsoon and McMirra could be the 'utmost' in the Tag Team Division? Bleh, whatever. Null and Void are greater than any other team that has come and gone in the British Wrestling Alliance. Better than Revolution, which was a fine damn team I must add, better than The Good and The Badd, better than...you get my point. Null and Void just simply whoop ass. They can beat just about any Tag Team that wrestles 'fairly' in BWA. NED and Johnny Legend don't count though. They wrestle fair, though, but they aren't a Tag Team. They are just an oddcouple. McMirra and Monsoon can try to be the best in the Tag Team Division, but they will just end up failing like they always have. They can't cut it as Tag Team Champions and they just wont last in the Tag Team Division. Don't take The Changs word for it, don't take their narrators word for it. Just take the fact. It's true. The fact is ALWAYS true. It is. Really.>
Null Chang: "Father, they are talented, no doubt about it. They can probably help us finally defeat Johnny Legend and Nic E. Dangerously this week on Livewire, but just keep this in mind, they will not and shall not take away mine and Void's Tag Team Championships. We've busted our asses all over this Tag Team Division for them, and we aren't going to lose them to a couple Power Rangers. Super-Powers aren't good enough, Father. They definitly don't match up against our wrestling skills."
<Mwahahaha!!! The hit the hammer on the nail right there, Null. Power-Rangers can't wrestle, they can only fly!!! Get out of the freakin' wrestling ring McMirra and Monsoon, go save the world against bad guys or something like that. We know that NED and Johnny Legend might be deep-down sneaky and liars, but sheesh, what brought you two into this? How in the hell do THEY effect the world? Go find Shredder. He's worth your time besides Nic and Johnny.>
The Father: "Well, anyways boys, my problem I had on mind was a Radio Show downtown. They do nothing but talk trash about The Asian Mafia, saying we have no deal being in The United Kingdom and by doing what we are doing. They say Platter on their doorstep isn't a prank, but it's dinner. I've been wanting to shut that guys mouth up for so damn long. But now it has finally occured to me, the two of you can shut it up FOR me. Who better than the two of you? Huh? Really. You two have done so much for yourselves, and nothing BIG yet for The Asian Mafia. This can get yourselves noticed around this land, and get yourselves a reputation that is needed. So, are you up to being my problem solvers today, or not?"
<Ooh! Sounds like a little job and outside camera work for us. It definitly sounds good to us, but are they even going to do it for sure? Would they go across town and beat this guys face in Chinese Style? It would be enjoyable if they did. Ha! Just imagine what you would hear on the radio while this goes on.>
Void Chang: "Hmm, well Father, I think you can count us in for it. We don't take crap from anybody, and neither should you. If this is what you call a problem, than for sure we will go out for awhile and solve it. Whatever this radio host has to say next about us, it will be his last stuff to say about us. You don't find it funny, The Asian Mafia doesn't find it funny, Null doesn't find it funny and sure as hell I don't find it funny."
<Is he talking about KILLING him?>
The Father: "Are you talking about KILLING him?"
<HEY!!! You read my papers, bitch.>
Void Chang: "Nope, no killing. I think that we will just beat him to a point where he wont say anything else. Kapeesh?"
<Smart idea, Void. But I think that you would rather do this to other people like Johnny Legend and NED rather than some radio host who lives in his parents basement.>
The Father: "Kapeesh. See you later boys."
<And with that, The Changs sit up and give The Father a handshake of goodbyes. They turn around and head to the door, opening it and walking it. As it closes, The Father grins and grabs a cell-phone on his table, dialing numbers and speaking into it.>
The Father: "Yeah? Tachi? Good. Alright, they are going there now. Just sit patiently."
<Uh...oh...>