Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 15:41:01 GMT -4
<They may have not gotten a win last week, and they may not have gotten any satisfaction last week; but what they did get was even with Father Shamiro, or did they? It look as if Null, or Void, curb-kicked Father Shamiro into the curb of the street last week, but it turned out that it was an imposter of him when the real Father came out of an alley. It was pretty smart of Father to do that himself and get away with nothing, but what does this mean for The Changs?
We don't really know for sure except that they probably have a target on their head from the Asian Mafia, Father and Tachi Shamiro. But meh, that's really the least of their problems right now, because at Livewire The Changs have to take on McMirra and Monsoon in a 'Flag' Match. So what are their thoughts? Let's find out!!!>
Voice-Over: "Are you bored of the same old music? Well, than here's a CD that'll brighten your day and make you smile with happyness...introducing the next sensation in music, Null Chang and Void Chang...NV CHANGS!!"
<Pose of Null and Void with big baggy silk pants on, wearing sunglasses and arms folded.>
Voice-Over: "With over 10 chart-topping songs all on ONE CD, this is a must buy! But let's take a listen to their most demanded songs. With their most popular song, "Can't Wear This"!!!"
Null: "Can't wear this!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear these!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear those!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear them!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!"
Voice-Over: "Also, their other hard-hitting song, "Chink Till I Die"!!!
Void: "I'm a Chink, you're a dink!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
My eyes are closed, yours are not!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I like rice, you think that's nice!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
But I'm Chinese, so suck my sushi!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'll Chink Till I Die!!!
Chee, chee, chee, chee!"
Voice-Over: "And last but not least, "McMirra And Monsoon Suck Balls"!!!
Null and Void: "There they are, they're so fast.
Like two fuckin' teenage girl acrobats.
Through the wind, through the trees.
So invisible, looks like they need to pees.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
In their house, to their room do tasks.
Throwing everything off, even their masks.
They start to teabag, it's so sick.
Not even wanting to play with the dick.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
We blur it out, nobody wants to see.
English people watch it, sipping some tea.
Null and Void, they eat rice.
Even gamble for the sushi by rolling the dice.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
Wherever they are from, they grab their flags.
Whipe their mouths after whiping their bags.
Everybody pukes, turning the channel to watch Vin Diesel get shot.
But not the masked-singer of the band called Slipknot.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon and Masked Friend's Of Slipknot Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!"
<Wow. That was, umm, interesting.>
Voice-Over: "Don't delay...BUY TODAY!!! Limited time offer, so call within the next 30 minutes and you receive free a free T.V., iPOD, X-Box, X-Box 360, PS1, PS2, PS3, even a PS4 through 8!!! So call now, answerers are at the phones now. The number is 1-800-SUX-BALL, or in numerals, 1-800-789-2255. SO CALL, and recieve these items courtesy of Blue Monsoon's Credit Card.
<Commercial fades outs!!!>
We don't really know for sure except that they probably have a target on their head from the Asian Mafia, Father and Tachi Shamiro. But meh, that's really the least of their problems right now, because at Livewire The Changs have to take on McMirra and Monsoon in a 'Flag' Match. So what are their thoughts? Let's find out!!!>
Voice-Over: "Are you bored of the same old music? Well, than here's a CD that'll brighten your day and make you smile with happyness...introducing the next sensation in music, Null Chang and Void Chang...NV CHANGS!!"
<Pose of Null and Void with big baggy silk pants on, wearing sunglasses and arms folded.>
Voice-Over: "With over 10 chart-topping songs all on ONE CD, this is a must buy! But let's take a listen to their most demanded songs. With their most popular song, "Can't Wear This"!!!"
Null: "Can't wear this!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear these!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear those!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!
Can't wear them!
Duh-na-na-na na-na na-na!"
Voice-Over: "Also, their other hard-hitting song, "Chink Till I Die"!!!
Void: "I'm a Chink, you're a dink!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
My eyes are closed, yours are not!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I like rice, you think that's nice!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
But I'm Chinese, so suck my sushi!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'll Chink Till I Die!!!
Chee, chee, chee, chee!"
Voice-Over: "And last but not least, "McMirra And Monsoon Suck Balls"!!!
Null and Void: "There they are, they're so fast.
Like two fuckin' teenage girl acrobats.
Through the wind, through the trees.
So invisible, looks like they need to pees.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
In their house, to their room do tasks.
Throwing everything off, even their masks.
They start to teabag, it's so sick.
Not even wanting to play with the dick.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
We blur it out, nobody wants to see.
English people watch it, sipping some tea.
Null and Void, they eat rice.
Even gamble for the sushi by rolling the dice.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
Wherever they are from, they grab their flags.
Whipe their mouths after whiping their bags.
Everybody pukes, turning the channel to watch Vin Diesel get shot.
But not the masked-singer of the band called Slipknot.
WATCH OUT!! McMirra and Monsoon and Masked Friend's Of Slipknot Suck Baaallllllsss!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAALLLLLLSSS!!!
MCMIRRA AND MONSOON SUCK BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!"
<Wow. That was, umm, interesting.>
Voice-Over: "Don't delay...BUY TODAY!!! Limited time offer, so call within the next 30 minutes and you receive free a free T.V., iPOD, X-Box, X-Box 360, PS1, PS2, PS3, even a PS4 through 8!!! So call now, answerers are at the phones now. The number is 1-800-SUX-BALL, or in numerals, 1-800-789-2255. SO CALL, and recieve these items courtesy of Blue Monsoon's Credit Card.
<Commercial fades outs!!!>