Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 15:43:57 GMT -4
<Usually their Tag Team Record would be impressive and they would be a team that would be feared, apparently, by most Tag Teams on the BWA Roster that are wanting to become the BWA Tag Team Champions. However, it turns out that they are becoming less impressive each and every single week here in BWA. 20 Weeks they have been here in British Wrestling Alliance, and they won maybe only half of the amount of matches they have. Ah well, you can't really complain, can you? They were incredibly successful with two BWA Tag Team Title runs.
This week is probably their biggest challenge yet. They are in a Triple Threat Tables Match. The Changs versus Legend & NED versus McMirra & Monsoon. The Tag Team Titles are on the line, and with The Changs past and recent Tag Team Record, the win for them looks surprisingly doubtful. But, atleast they'll try their best.>
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<We open up in the back where Null and Void walking down the hallway. They eventually stop before the camera, looking at it.>
Null: "Alright camera-man, get this straight, alright? Me and Void are going to be winning at Last Man Standing, defending our Tag Team Titles against whichever Chumps feel that they can beat us and take the Titles away from our waists. Johnny Legend, Nic E. Dangerously, Joseph McMirra and Blue Monsoon. You four are feeling extremely lucky for Last Man Standing, am I correct? You four think that your team can come out as Champions, huh? Well guys, serioussly...think again. You aren't going to become Tag Team Champions no matter how hard you try.
Me Void have defeated many Tag Teams in our career here in BWA, and you two are just going to be another one of those Tag Teams that we've overcome. You guys probably have some wins over us, and meh, so what? We probably weren't all that dedicated in that match as we usually were in other matches. This Tag Team Match is going to be as tough as they come. Not only are there THREE Tag Teams and Tables in and around the ring, but The Changs are feeling like winners, and defenders this week."
<Null slaps his waist where the BWA Tag Team Title is placed.>
Void: "Yeah, and you know what? Me and Null have more Tag Team wins with eachother as partners than you guys have with your partners. Me and Null know how to cooperate with eachother and work as a unit, than you guys do. Hell, do you teams even know how to connect a Tag Team Move with eachother? Do you guys have a killer Finisher or anything like that? Duh, no!!! Me and Null have a Submission that can bend and break your backs. No team has escaped from it, and we've like...put tons of teams in it. Mitchell and Heather...yeah, and other people.
You no longer see Mitchell and Heather coming after our Tag Team Titles anymore, do you? No, you don't. And do you know why? They are afraid of us. They are afraid of what we can do to them in the ring. It looks like we are an unstoppable team, than. We may not have much Tag Team wins in our record, but there is an explanation for that. As Null said, we didn't have much dedication during those matches...so it was meaningly. And yeah, the wins we got were from Title Defences. We totally own at Title defences. The teams we're facing never held Titles together now, did they?"
<Void looks at Null, wondering if.>
Null: "Obviously they didn't, Void. Look at their Title records? Do they hold ANY BWA Titles or anything? They didn't even hold a Singles Title. Wait, well McMirra did. He is the Highland Champion, so yeah. But that's because Monsoon interfered on his behalf. Two people working together to win a Title means that they are Tag Team Champions, does it? Heh, actually no...I'm stupid.
They cheated to win the Title. Me and Void on the other hand ARE Tag Team Champions, and have held the Titles much more times than anybody in BWA History. Don't believe me? Look it up, will you? We tied the record with Heather Wallace and Mitchell. From how things are going between the two of them, they wont beat us!!! THEY CAN'T BEAT OUR RECORD!!! NOBODY CAN!!! We're like, Null and Void."
<Void laughs for whatever reason.>
Void: "Yeah, and Null and Void are Tag Team legends!!! They are just about the most unbeatable team in BWA History. Look at all of the teams we have beating, and all of the matches that we have won. Management gotta be a bitch if they wouldn't make us BWA all-time legends, even though we are. People may not believe we are legends, but just wait until they see us at Last Man Standing. People will go through tables on on woodys. Heheh. We'll defend, others will lose. 'Nuff said."
<Null nods, clapping his hands.>
Null: "WHOA!!! 'NUFF SAID!!!"
<The two walk out of scene as we fade to black.>
This week is probably their biggest challenge yet. They are in a Triple Threat Tables Match. The Changs versus Legend & NED versus McMirra & Monsoon. The Tag Team Titles are on the line, and with The Changs past and recent Tag Team Record, the win for them looks surprisingly doubtful. But, atleast they'll try their best.>
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<We open up in the back where Null and Void walking down the hallway. They eventually stop before the camera, looking at it.>
Null: "Alright camera-man, get this straight, alright? Me and Void are going to be winning at Last Man Standing, defending our Tag Team Titles against whichever Chumps feel that they can beat us and take the Titles away from our waists. Johnny Legend, Nic E. Dangerously, Joseph McMirra and Blue Monsoon. You four are feeling extremely lucky for Last Man Standing, am I correct? You four think that your team can come out as Champions, huh? Well guys, serioussly...think again. You aren't going to become Tag Team Champions no matter how hard you try.
Me Void have defeated many Tag Teams in our career here in BWA, and you two are just going to be another one of those Tag Teams that we've overcome. You guys probably have some wins over us, and meh, so what? We probably weren't all that dedicated in that match as we usually were in other matches. This Tag Team Match is going to be as tough as they come. Not only are there THREE Tag Teams and Tables in and around the ring, but The Changs are feeling like winners, and defenders this week."
<Null slaps his waist where the BWA Tag Team Title is placed.>
Void: "Yeah, and you know what? Me and Null have more Tag Team wins with eachother as partners than you guys have with your partners. Me and Null know how to cooperate with eachother and work as a unit, than you guys do. Hell, do you teams even know how to connect a Tag Team Move with eachother? Do you guys have a killer Finisher or anything like that? Duh, no!!! Me and Null have a Submission that can bend and break your backs. No team has escaped from it, and we've like...put tons of teams in it. Mitchell and Heather...yeah, and other people.
You no longer see Mitchell and Heather coming after our Tag Team Titles anymore, do you? No, you don't. And do you know why? They are afraid of us. They are afraid of what we can do to them in the ring. It looks like we are an unstoppable team, than. We may not have much Tag Team wins in our record, but there is an explanation for that. As Null said, we didn't have much dedication during those matches...so it was meaningly. And yeah, the wins we got were from Title Defences. We totally own at Title defences. The teams we're facing never held Titles together now, did they?"
<Void looks at Null, wondering if.>
Null: "Obviously they didn't, Void. Look at their Title records? Do they hold ANY BWA Titles or anything? They didn't even hold a Singles Title. Wait, well McMirra did. He is the Highland Champion, so yeah. But that's because Monsoon interfered on his behalf. Two people working together to win a Title means that they are Tag Team Champions, does it? Heh, actually no...I'm stupid.
They cheated to win the Title. Me and Void on the other hand ARE Tag Team Champions, and have held the Titles much more times than anybody in BWA History. Don't believe me? Look it up, will you? We tied the record with Heather Wallace and Mitchell. From how things are going between the two of them, they wont beat us!!! THEY CAN'T BEAT OUR RECORD!!! NOBODY CAN!!! We're like, Null and Void."
<Void laughs for whatever reason.>
Void: "Yeah, and Null and Void are Tag Team legends!!! They are just about the most unbeatable team in BWA History. Look at all of the teams we have beating, and all of the matches that we have won. Management gotta be a bitch if they wouldn't make us BWA all-time legends, even though we are. People may not believe we are legends, but just wait until they see us at Last Man Standing. People will go through tables on on woodys. Heheh. We'll defend, others will lose. 'Nuff said."
<Null nods, clapping his hands.>
Null: "WHOA!!! 'NUFF SAID!!!"
<The two walk out of scene as we fade to black.>