Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 16:00:34 GMT -4
[ Fans Wrestling Alliance should get ready to witness the biggest things in history and that is a popular Tag Team joining the federation, one that is strangers to almost everybody unless they have seen the infamous battle with MJ Storm in PWT. After a forever of disappearance, they are here in Fans Wrestling Alliance. But one of the original guys disappeared, Dennis Hawkins. But he's English and shit. He probably got AIDS from a warf-rat and died. This is M00P 2.0, a modified version of M00P. The original, Jesse James Miller, and his brother, Michael Lee Miller. They were in MSW, Michigan State Wrestling, for awhile. Then the federation went boring and went hiatus for awhile. Now they're here! w00t and shit! ]
Jesse James Miller; "I'm not too sure what we're exactly doing here, but whatever reason it is, it has got to be good. I mean, we just don't show up in a federation for no reason at all. We have to be somewhere for something, and we're in Fans Wrestling Alliance... but for what? What does Fans Wrestling Alliance have that attracts M00P 2.0 to the company? What do they have different from any other wrestling federation? I'm not sure, but I can tell what they have the same as other wrestling federations and that is divas with huge boobies and shit! Serenity, Hope Cassidy, Izzy Taylor, Heather Wallace, Jade Rayzor. It's crazy, everytime single you walk around a corner to get a cup of coffee from the kitchen it's like-uh..."
Michael Lee Miller; "!!!BAM-UH!!!"
Jesse James Miller; "Boobs are in your face and shit. They nearly poke your eyes out, but I wouldn't mind-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "That's 'cause you're a pervert-uh."
Jesse James Miller; "Here's an example of what I see-uh..."
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Michael Lee Miller; "Hey! EWEWEWWEEWEWEEWEWEWEEW! That's a guy-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "What? WTF?!?! It's a guy?! EWEWEWEEWEEEWEWEWEEW! Why in the hell did he shave his chest and shit-uh?!"
Michael Lee Miller; "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-uh!"
[ Head scratch. ]
Jesse James Miller; "Anyways... Fans Wrestling Alliance, what do they have that is disimilar to other wrestling promotions on the circuit? They have different superstars, yes, but about less than twenty-five percent of them are in different promotions and shit. Let's look at Serenity for example, she's here in Fans Wrestling Alliance and she's also in Wrestling 2000. What an eWhore! But, she's not that much of an eWhore. She's a sexy eWhore contrast to the other ugly ones out there-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "COUGH Dicklickerbitch COUGH-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "Who's this dicklickerbitch you speak of-uh?"
Michael Lee Miller; "THETEHmTHETEHaTHETEHtTHETEHlTHETEHoTHETEHcTHETEHkTHETEH-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "Oh, roflmao-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "We have groupies and shit-uh."
Jesse James Miller; "Totally-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "And we need to join some group and be on somebody's team, got a person in mind-uh?"
Jesse James Miller; "Nope-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "Let's wait-uh."
[ The two pull up chairs, from wherever they are at, and sit on them, crossing their legs and folding their arms. ]
Jesse James Miller; "I'm not too sure what we're exactly doing here, but whatever reason it is, it has got to be good. I mean, we just don't show up in a federation for no reason at all. We have to be somewhere for something, and we're in Fans Wrestling Alliance... but for what? What does Fans Wrestling Alliance have that attracts M00P 2.0 to the company? What do they have different from any other wrestling federation? I'm not sure, but I can tell what they have the same as other wrestling federations and that is divas with huge boobies and shit! Serenity, Hope Cassidy, Izzy Taylor, Heather Wallace, Jade Rayzor. It's crazy, everytime single you walk around a corner to get a cup of coffee from the kitchen it's like-uh..."
Michael Lee Miller; "!!!BAM-UH!!!"
Jesse James Miller; "Boobs are in your face and shit. They nearly poke your eyes out, but I wouldn't mind-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "That's 'cause you're a pervert-uh."
Jesse James Miller; "Here's an example of what I see-uh..."
i115.photobucket.com/albums/n309/KLIZZLE99/matthew-mcconaughey-shirtless-fo-1.jpg
Michael Lee Miller; "Hey! EWEWEWWEEWEWEEWEWEWEEW! That's a guy-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "What? WTF?!?! It's a guy?! EWEWEWEEWEEEWEWEWEEW! Why in the hell did he shave his chest and shit-uh?!"
Michael Lee Miller; "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-uh!"
[ Head scratch. ]
Jesse James Miller; "Anyways... Fans Wrestling Alliance, what do they have that is disimilar to other wrestling promotions on the circuit? They have different superstars, yes, but about less than twenty-five percent of them are in different promotions and shit. Let's look at Serenity for example, she's here in Fans Wrestling Alliance and she's also in Wrestling 2000. What an eWhore! But, she's not that much of an eWhore. She's a sexy eWhore contrast to the other ugly ones out there-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "COUGH Dicklickerbitch COUGH-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "Who's this dicklickerbitch you speak of-uh?"
Michael Lee Miller; "THETEHmTHETEHaTHETEHtTHETEHlTHETEHoTHETEHcTHETEHkTHETEH-uh!"
Jesse James Miller; "Oh, roflmao-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "We have groupies and shit-uh."
Jesse James Miller; "Totally-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "And we need to join some group and be on somebody's team, got a person in mind-uh?"
Jesse James Miller; "Nope-uh."
Michael Lee Miller; "Let's wait-uh."
[ The two pull up chairs, from wherever they are at, and sit on them, crossing their legs and folding their arms. ]