Post by TFP on Oct 21, 2008 16:18:43 GMT -4
[ Michael and Jesse stroll into a bar wearing stylish looking pants and no shirts. A girl is bent over while playing a game of pool with a couple of her friends who seem to be enjoying it. As they see the Millers come over shirtless, he friends look confused, but she's unaware of what they're doing. Jesse looks confident, so he slips his sunglasses onto his head and slaps her in thee butt tocks. In surprise she jolts up and looks at him, her heart racing heavily. She doesn't know what's going on, but Jesse just grins. ]
Jesse James; "Hey you sexy little bitch. Wanna do me?"
[ The girl raises her eyebrow. ]
Girl; "I'm only eighteen!"
Jesse James; "That means you're above the legal age and shit... right?"
Girl; "...Right...?"
Jesse James; "So?"
[ He takes his shades off and leans into her, flexing his chest muscles. ]
Jesse James; "...Wanna do me?
Girl; "No."
Jesse James; "Okay. What's your name?"
Girl; "Incase you didn't hear, I said NO."
Jesse James; "But your heart says... yes yes."
Girl; "My heart says no, my mind says no, my intelligence says no. For Christ's Sake, you probably have AIDS."
Jesse James; "...No, I don't. But I do have a boner."
Girl; "WHAT?!"
Jesse James; "You heard me. I have a boner. Do you want to touch the python? The snake? The cobra? It's venomous and shit, trust me. It's lethal, too."
Girl; "Go. Please."
Jesse James; "Just do me one favour. Tell me... your name."
Girl; "Must you really need to know?"
Jesse James; "Yes."
Girl; "Amy Benes."
Jesse James; "Nice."
[ Jesse grins and he puts his arm around her and onto her shoulder. He taps his fingers a couple of times and she stands there, feeling a little bit uncomfortable with a shirtless man having his arm around her. She lifts his arm up and lets it fall to his side. ]
Jesse James; "So Amy, let's go to my place and shit... now."
Amy Benes; "For?"
Jesse James; "Sex, duh."
Amy Benes; "Okay. I'll go for sex. But with that guy."
[ Amy points at Michael. He grins and flexes his abs. ]
Jesse James; "Michael?"
[ Appalled, Jesse's mouth gapes open. ]
Amy Benes; "Yeah."
Jesse James; "Sigh and shit. Fine, you can have him."
Michael Lee; "Hey, so my name's Michael Lee. Your name's Amy, huh? Sounds grand-uh."
Amy Benes; "I know. So you're how old?"
Michael Lee; "Heh, like... nearly twice your age-uh."
Amy Benes; "Oh. I guess that you've had some experience in the past, then."
Michael Lee; "Nope-uh."
Amy Benes; "Ah, a virgin, hmm?"
Michael Lee; "You're correct-uh."
Amy Benes; "Do you have the hiccups or something? Your uh's are frequent and annoying."
Michael Lee; "Oh, no... they're just some disorder that I have, I use them at the end of every sentence... or something like that. My brother had them, but he lost them a couple of weeks ago. It's a strange story, but whatever, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told it to you. Mine just won't go away, I suppose that my uh's are a more severe case-uh."
Amy Benes; "Hmm. I can grow accustom to them."
Michael Lee; "You can-uh?"
Amy Benes; "Uh-huh, it's kind of sexy."
Michael Lee; "Nice-uh."
[ Jesse frowns, he wishes that he had some uh's, still. ]
Jesse James; "Hey-uh. My-uh uh's-uh just-uh came-uh back-uh. Do-uh you-uh want-uh me-uh? I'm-uh free-uh."
Michael Lee; "DUDE! That's SUPER freakin' annoying. Settle down, you're faking it. You can tell-uh."
Jesse James; "Fuck you and shit, man."
[ One of Amy's friends walk up to Jesse and stroke his chest. ]
Amy's Friend; "Hey, my name is Lenna Kretz. I like how shit always comes out of your mouth."
Jesse James; "What? Shit doesn't come out of my mouth!"
Lenna Kretz; "No, not literally! The word shit. You never hear a guy say that too much. All they say is fuck and bitch and whore and douchebag."
Jesse James; "I say them all."
Lenna Kretz; "You should stop, then. Be a shit man."
Jesse James; "...Sure."
[ Jesse and Michael look at one another and then at the girls that they are with, who are eighteen years of age. ]
Michael Lee; "Let's go and do it in some place. And get your two other friends, one can snap pictures and the other one can record a video. It'll be sexy-uh."
Jesse James; "Fo' sho' and shit, eh bro?"
Michael Lee; "Yeah-uh."
[ SCORE! And now the six of them are off, soon cementing themselves a lengthy time in Hell. It's so sad, but they fucked up. ]
Jesse James; "Hey you sexy little bitch. Wanna do me?"
[ The girl raises her eyebrow. ]
Girl; "I'm only eighteen!"
Jesse James; "That means you're above the legal age and shit... right?"
Girl; "...Right...?"
Jesse James; "So?"
[ He takes his shades off and leans into her, flexing his chest muscles. ]
Jesse James; "...Wanna do me?
Girl; "No."
Jesse James; "Okay. What's your name?"
Girl; "Incase you didn't hear, I said NO."
Jesse James; "But your heart says... yes yes."
Girl; "My heart says no, my mind says no, my intelligence says no. For Christ's Sake, you probably have AIDS."
Jesse James; "...No, I don't. But I do have a boner."
Girl; "WHAT?!"
Jesse James; "You heard me. I have a boner. Do you want to touch the python? The snake? The cobra? It's venomous and shit, trust me. It's lethal, too."
Girl; "Go. Please."
Jesse James; "Just do me one favour. Tell me... your name."
Girl; "Must you really need to know?"
Jesse James; "Yes."
Girl; "Amy Benes."
Jesse James; "Nice."
[ Jesse grins and he puts his arm around her and onto her shoulder. He taps his fingers a couple of times and she stands there, feeling a little bit uncomfortable with a shirtless man having his arm around her. She lifts his arm up and lets it fall to his side. ]
Jesse James; "So Amy, let's go to my place and shit... now."
Amy Benes; "For?"
Jesse James; "Sex, duh."
Amy Benes; "Okay. I'll go for sex. But with that guy."
[ Amy points at Michael. He grins and flexes his abs. ]
Jesse James; "Michael?"
[ Appalled, Jesse's mouth gapes open. ]
Amy Benes; "Yeah."
Jesse James; "Sigh and shit. Fine, you can have him."
Michael Lee; "Hey, so my name's Michael Lee. Your name's Amy, huh? Sounds grand-uh."
Amy Benes; "I know. So you're how old?"
Michael Lee; "Heh, like... nearly twice your age-uh."
Amy Benes; "Oh. I guess that you've had some experience in the past, then."
Michael Lee; "Nope-uh."
Amy Benes; "Ah, a virgin, hmm?"
Michael Lee; "You're correct-uh."
Amy Benes; "Do you have the hiccups or something? Your uh's are frequent and annoying."
Michael Lee; "Oh, no... they're just some disorder that I have, I use them at the end of every sentence... or something like that. My brother had them, but he lost them a couple of weeks ago. It's a strange story, but whatever, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told it to you. Mine just won't go away, I suppose that my uh's are a more severe case-uh."
Amy Benes; "Hmm. I can grow accustom to them."
Michael Lee; "You can-uh?"
Amy Benes; "Uh-huh, it's kind of sexy."
Michael Lee; "Nice-uh."
[ Jesse frowns, he wishes that he had some uh's, still. ]
Jesse James; "Hey-uh. My-uh uh's-uh just-uh came-uh back-uh. Do-uh you-uh want-uh me-uh? I'm-uh free-uh."
Michael Lee; "DUDE! That's SUPER freakin' annoying. Settle down, you're faking it. You can tell-uh."
Jesse James; "Fuck you and shit, man."
[ One of Amy's friends walk up to Jesse and stroke his chest. ]
Amy's Friend; "Hey, my name is Lenna Kretz. I like how shit always comes out of your mouth."
Jesse James; "What? Shit doesn't come out of my mouth!"
Lenna Kretz; "No, not literally! The word shit. You never hear a guy say that too much. All they say is fuck and bitch and whore and douchebag."
Jesse James; "I say them all."
Lenna Kretz; "You should stop, then. Be a shit man."
Jesse James; "...Sure."
[ Jesse and Michael look at one another and then at the girls that they are with, who are eighteen years of age. ]
Michael Lee; "Let's go and do it in some place. And get your two other friends, one can snap pictures and the other one can record a video. It'll be sexy-uh."
Jesse James; "Fo' sho' and shit, eh bro?"
Michael Lee; "Yeah-uh."
[ SCORE! And now the six of them are off, soon cementing themselves a lengthy time in Hell. It's so sad, but they fucked up. ]