[030] Pass the Gravy and Slide the Jokes

[TFP]

One liner jokes are really lame and nobody brings lameness to you better than teh slaxorz. So get ready for some lame jokes and these are Thanksgiving based jokes. Hurrah! We open up to PJ Curtis and Bob Pocket standing around an Autumn tree that has orange, yellow and red leaves that are all dried up on it. They are spread all over the ground and the Sun is in the sky, shining down. It is a moderate temperature; warm and cold. Cold enough to wear a sweater, and warm enough to have it unzipped. You get what I mean, don't you?

Oh...

You don't?

THEN GET OUT IN THE FRESH-AIR, YOU HIPPY!

PJ Curtis: "What should we be thankful for on Thanksgiving?"

Bob Pocket: "That we're not turkeys!"

PJ Curtis: "..."

Bob Pocket: "What key has legs and can't open doors?"

PJ Curtis: "A plastic key?"

Bob Pocket: "No, a turKEY."

PJ Curtis: "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?"

Bob Pocket: "What?"

PJ Curtis: "If your father could see you now, he would turn over in his gravy!"

Bob Pocket: "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"

PJ Curtis: "...Bees?"

Bob Pocket: "PILGRIMS!"

PJ Curtis: "Why did the turkey cross the road?"

Bob Pocket: "Lame, to get to the other side."

PJ Curtis: "No, dumbass. It was the chicken's day off."

Bob Pocket: "Why can't you take a turkey to church?"

PJ Curtis: "It's sacreligious."

Bob Pocket: "Naw, because they use such fowl language."

PJ Curtis: "Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?"

Bob Pocket: "No, not even I can."

PJ Curtis: "Yes, it can. A building can't jump at all."

Bob Pocket: "I know that, but still... a turkey can jump higher than me. I hate lifting my feet when I am walking down the hallway because it requires so much energy. That's why the heels of my shoes are worn out by the end of the week and some of my paycheck is usually spent on steel-heel boots."

PJ Curtis: "All right... ... ..."

Bob Pocket: "Why did the turkey join the band?"

PJ Curtis: "Because he was the flavour of the week?"

Bob Pocket: "No, because he had the drumsticks!"

PJ Curtis: "What kind of music did they play for the Pilgrims?"

Bob Pocket: "Plymouth rock!"

PJ Curtis: "Hahaha."

Bob Pocket: "What did the turkey say before it was roasted?"

PJ Curtis: "Dunno."

Bob Pocket: "Boy, I'm stuffed."

PJ Curtis: "I'm... pretty sure that was MJ Storm who said that, Bob."

Bob Pocket: "RAWR!"

PJ Curtis: "Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?"

Bob Pocket: "Which side?"

PJ Curtis: "The outside."

Bob Pocket: "Why is this promo going to end?"

PJ Curtis: "Because the narrator's tired."

Fade out.