Post by TFP on Nov 8, 2008 22:31:04 GMT -4
Blood is rushing to the head of Bob and Michael thinks about driving down the road. All right, he doesn't think about it... he actually attempts to which would pretty much rip off Bob's head on the concrete from it dragging, but Bob's infamous Microsoft Mask has some twists to it that finds a way out of almost any kind of problem and situation, like the Grinch ruining Christmas!
Bob Pocket: "Go go Gadget welder!"
A sparky thingy pops out from Bob's mask and starts to spark the chains. Bob has his eyes closed to prevent himself from getting welding flash. When he opens his eyes he tries to break free, but realizes his got the wrong thing done. Now instead of breaking him free, he got himself stuck solid by letting the mask's powers weld the chains together.
Bob Pocket: "Damnit!"
Bob looks at the road ahead upside down and sees a Horse running. His mouth gapes open as he sees PJ sitting on top of it, dressed in amour and about to joust the fuck out of Michael's Ferrari. As PJ comes closer, Bob notices that it isn't what you use to joust, but instead it is a light-saber! Bob starts to laugh and PJ hops off the horse. He slams the light-saber on the chains to break Bob free. It doesn't work since it just smashes into pieces of glass.
PJ Curtis: "This must be some sort of invincible metal!"
Bob Pocket: "That was a light-tube, idiot!"
PJ Curtis: "Sure fooled me!"
PJ digs in his pocket and pulls out a fingernail file. He hands it to Bob and points to the chain.
PJ Curtis: "Cut it, Bob! There's no time!"
Bob Pocket: "I probably have a lot of time. I was chained upside down for about three minutes and the car didn't move yet."
PJ looks at Michael and Kutter who are sitting on the window ledge with their arms on the roof, a la Bo and Luke Duke.
PJ Curtis: "Why aren't you driving?"
Bob Pocket: "Are you stupid, PJ? You might make them actually drive!"
Kutter Flash: "It's awesome seeing how you can't go anywhere."
Michael Angelucci: "And your partner is super fat, so it weighs the car down."
Bob gets angry and he sucks his stomach in which diminishes his size. He slips out of the chains and once he is on the ground free from the tangle, he gets up and gets all fat again. He glares at Michael.
Bob Pocket: "Atleast my fat didn't weigh your car down as much as Kutter's hair once did. Oh wait, I forgot... Kutter has no hair!"
Kutter shrugs.
Kutter Flash: "I don't have a stupid little mask, either."
Bob Pocket: "Stupid? STUPID?! This mask was made by Microsoft. It can calculate and even correct your name."
Kutter Flash: "I don't need my name corrected. In my promos it's just abbreviated to KF."
Bob Pocket: "Yeah, well Word mistakes it for standing for 'KFC'."
Kutter Flash: "No, it's simply KF."
Bob Pocket: "I don't think, it must be KFC. You look pretty chicken to me!"
Kutter chuckles and sits down in the car. HE STOMPS ON THE GAS! VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Angelucci: "MAN! The car's in park! You're just making us do a little burnout!"
Michael takes a sniff of the air. Hmm... a scent that he never smelled, but can describe: burning rubber.
Michael Angelucci: "You also owe me new tires, too."
Kutter shrugs.
Bob Pocket: "Go go Gadget welder!"
A sparky thingy pops out from Bob's mask and starts to spark the chains. Bob has his eyes closed to prevent himself from getting welding flash. When he opens his eyes he tries to break free, but realizes his got the wrong thing done. Now instead of breaking him free, he got himself stuck solid by letting the mask's powers weld the chains together.
Bob Pocket: "Damnit!"
Bob looks at the road ahead upside down and sees a Horse running. His mouth gapes open as he sees PJ sitting on top of it, dressed in amour and about to joust the fuck out of Michael's Ferrari. As PJ comes closer, Bob notices that it isn't what you use to joust, but instead it is a light-saber! Bob starts to laugh and PJ hops off the horse. He slams the light-saber on the chains to break Bob free. It doesn't work since it just smashes into pieces of glass.
PJ Curtis: "This must be some sort of invincible metal!"
Bob Pocket: "That was a light-tube, idiot!"
PJ Curtis: "Sure fooled me!"
PJ digs in his pocket and pulls out a fingernail file. He hands it to Bob and points to the chain.
PJ Curtis: "Cut it, Bob! There's no time!"
Bob Pocket: "I probably have a lot of time. I was chained upside down for about three minutes and the car didn't move yet."
PJ looks at Michael and Kutter who are sitting on the window ledge with their arms on the roof, a la Bo and Luke Duke.
PJ Curtis: "Why aren't you driving?"
Bob Pocket: "Are you stupid, PJ? You might make them actually drive!"
Kutter Flash: "It's awesome seeing how you can't go anywhere."
Michael Angelucci: "And your partner is super fat, so it weighs the car down."
Bob gets angry and he sucks his stomach in which diminishes his size. He slips out of the chains and once he is on the ground free from the tangle, he gets up and gets all fat again. He glares at Michael.
Bob Pocket: "Atleast my fat didn't weigh your car down as much as Kutter's hair once did. Oh wait, I forgot... Kutter has no hair!"
Kutter shrugs.
Kutter Flash: "I don't have a stupid little mask, either."
Bob Pocket: "Stupid? STUPID?! This mask was made by Microsoft. It can calculate and even correct your name."
Kutter Flash: "I don't need my name corrected. In my promos it's just abbreviated to KF."
Bob Pocket: "Yeah, well Word mistakes it for standing for 'KFC'."
Kutter Flash: "No, it's simply KF."
Bob Pocket: "I don't think, it must be KFC. You look pretty chicken to me!"
Kutter chuckles and sits down in the car. HE STOMPS ON THE GAS! VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Angelucci: "MAN! The car's in park! You're just making us do a little burnout!"
Michael takes a sniff of the air. Hmm... a scent that he never smelled, but can describe: burning rubber.
Michael Angelucci: "You also owe me new tires, too."
Kutter shrugs.