Post by TFP on Nov 8, 2008 22:32:03 GMT -4
Bob and PJ stand in the main double-doors and sniff the air. The smell of shake 'n bake, greasy fries, chicken skin and the sight of feathers are in their prescence. The two stroll over to the front counter of the restaraunt and Bob slams a coupon on it.
Bob Pocket: "Free popcorn chicken, please."
The waiter picks up the coupon and reads on the back of it.
Waiter: "Fast-food restaraunts, most of all KFC, doesn't have waiters... they have cashiers."
... ... ...The cashier pick up the coupon and reads on the back of it.
Cashier: "I'm sorry sir, but this coupon you handed me expired on December 31st of 1999."
Bob Pocket: "Blasphemous!"
PJ Curtis: "I'll give a bucket of twenty pieces of chicken, then."
Cashier: "Sure. The price is "x" amount."
PJ Curtis: "... How much is that in dollars?"
Bob Pocket: "Does it really fuckin' matter? You will still order it. Give him your credit card!"
PJ hands the cashier his credit card, who slides it through that weird thing in the cash-register. PJ and Bob walk over to a table and wait for chicken. Just then they hear a car pull up in the parking lot and the two see Kutter and Michael hop out of the vehicle with... ... ... hot, steaming coffee's from 7-11! PJ and Bob hop over the counter and run through the kitchen to the back exit door of the restaraunt and run away as fast as they can. Kutter and Michael walk into KFC and go to the cash-register.
Cashier: "May I help you?"
Kutter Flash: "Yeah, I'll buy two number ones, a number four, eleven number twos, one number seven and four number eights."
Cashier: "And is that all?"
Michael Angelucci: "No, I'll get the same as him... but doubled."
Cashier: "That would be a hell of a lot of money."
Kutter Flash: "Yeah, too bad because I didn't bring any money. So pay up, Michael."
Michael Angelucci: "Me pay? How about that idiot who left his credit card behind pays."
The cashier, Michael and Kutter look at the counter at a Visa credit card entitled PJ Curtis with extruded lettering. The cashier shrugs.
Cashier: "Does he know he'll be taking the bill?"
Kutter Flash: "Obviously, they're in the car waiting."
Michael nods... then his eyes widen! He turns around to look out the restaraunt window to see PJ and Bob sitting in front. The car revs up and they drive backwards knocking over a trash-can, demolishing a pic-nic table and going over a curb and speed-bumbs. Michael glares at Kutter.
Kutter Flash: "You left the keys in the ignition, bud!"
Bob Pocket: "Free popcorn chicken, please."
The waiter picks up the coupon and reads on the back of it.
Waiter: "Fast-food restaraunts, most of all KFC, doesn't have waiters... they have cashiers."
... ... ...The cashier pick up the coupon and reads on the back of it.
Cashier: "I'm sorry sir, but this coupon you handed me expired on December 31st of 1999."
Bob Pocket: "Blasphemous!"
PJ Curtis: "I'll give a bucket of twenty pieces of chicken, then."
Cashier: "Sure. The price is "x" amount."
PJ Curtis: "... How much is that in dollars?"
Bob Pocket: "Does it really fuckin' matter? You will still order it. Give him your credit card!"
PJ hands the cashier his credit card, who slides it through that weird thing in the cash-register. PJ and Bob walk over to a table and wait for chicken. Just then they hear a car pull up in the parking lot and the two see Kutter and Michael hop out of the vehicle with... ... ... hot, steaming coffee's from 7-11! PJ and Bob hop over the counter and run through the kitchen to the back exit door of the restaraunt and run away as fast as they can. Kutter and Michael walk into KFC and go to the cash-register.
Cashier: "May I help you?"
Kutter Flash: "Yeah, I'll buy two number ones, a number four, eleven number twos, one number seven and four number eights."
Cashier: "And is that all?"
Michael Angelucci: "No, I'll get the same as him... but doubled."
Cashier: "That would be a hell of a lot of money."
Kutter Flash: "Yeah, too bad because I didn't bring any money. So pay up, Michael."
Michael Angelucci: "Me pay? How about that idiot who left his credit card behind pays."
The cashier, Michael and Kutter look at the counter at a Visa credit card entitled PJ Curtis with extruded lettering. The cashier shrugs.
Cashier: "Does he know he'll be taking the bill?"
Kutter Flash: "Obviously, they're in the car waiting."
Michael nods... then his eyes widen! He turns around to look out the restaraunt window to see PJ and Bob sitting in front. The car revs up and they drive backwards knocking over a trash-can, demolishing a pic-nic table and going over a curb and speed-bumbs. Michael glares at Kutter.
Kutter Flash: "You left the keys in the ignition, bud!"