Post by TFP on Nov 8, 2008 22:38:00 GMT -4
Dear Santa,
My name is Bob Pocket and I have been a really good boy this year. I haven't done anything bad to make you and your elves angry other than use the occasional curse-word that I got in trouble for. I accept all religions on this Earth and I don't make a fuss about how they celebrate Christmas. Truth is, I'm friends with many Jewish people, however they tend to lie, curse and be really bad for no reason at all. I don't know if that comes from their culture ancestry or not, but they haven't done anything to prove themselves well.
I'm writing you a letter to ask for what I want this year. I'm not going to be greedy or selfish like the Grinch would be since I am better than that. This year I don't want any kind of items from you since that might be too much to ask. This year I want a favour more than anything and I don't think that it would be such a hard thing to make come true for me.
If you give me what I ask for, then I promise to be the best person that I could possibly be for the rest of my life and I will leave cookies out for you each and every night, even on September 11th so that if America tries to attack you in mid-air for a suspected terrorist attack, you can come to my house and re-energize from what I have set out for you.
What I ask for might be big for you, but you must keep in mind that this doesn't make your Elves work in the Workshop, but it instead makes them work as a group and a team that can get something done easily. What I want you to do is kill Kutter Flash and Michael Angelluci. I don't like them because they have the Tag Team Championships and they are something that I want to win. They break the law by running red lights and chaining people like me on their cars. They have no heart and they have no soul since all that they believe in is pain and violence.
Santa, I know that you can make a wish like this come true because you have those awesome powers that can make anything come true. back in '98 you brought me the Nintendo 64 that I had always wanted for two weeks, and in '94 I got Kurt Cobain's headstone. This year I want something just as big, but amazingly easier to do. I'll do anything in return, even make you a million toys for the kids this year. But if you don't make this dream come true, I will do the unthinkable and revert to Judism and start celebrating Hanakuh instead of Christmas. I know that's a bad thought to have, but you have to understand that this is something that I want really bad. So please, Santa, please... do this for me.
Thanks,
Bob Pocket
My name is Bob Pocket and I have been a really good boy this year. I haven't done anything bad to make you and your elves angry other than use the occasional curse-word that I got in trouble for. I accept all religions on this Earth and I don't make a fuss about how they celebrate Christmas. Truth is, I'm friends with many Jewish people, however they tend to lie, curse and be really bad for no reason at all. I don't know if that comes from their culture ancestry or not, but they haven't done anything to prove themselves well.
I'm writing you a letter to ask for what I want this year. I'm not going to be greedy or selfish like the Grinch would be since I am better than that. This year I don't want any kind of items from you since that might be too much to ask. This year I want a favour more than anything and I don't think that it would be such a hard thing to make come true for me.
If you give me what I ask for, then I promise to be the best person that I could possibly be for the rest of my life and I will leave cookies out for you each and every night, even on September 11th so that if America tries to attack you in mid-air for a suspected terrorist attack, you can come to my house and re-energize from what I have set out for you.
What I ask for might be big for you, but you must keep in mind that this doesn't make your Elves work in the Workshop, but it instead makes them work as a group and a team that can get something done easily. What I want you to do is kill Kutter Flash and Michael Angelluci. I don't like them because they have the Tag Team Championships and they are something that I want to win. They break the law by running red lights and chaining people like me on their cars. They have no heart and they have no soul since all that they believe in is pain and violence.
Santa, I know that you can make a wish like this come true because you have those awesome powers that can make anything come true. back in '98 you brought me the Nintendo 64 that I had always wanted for two weeks, and in '94 I got Kurt Cobain's headstone. This year I want something just as big, but amazingly easier to do. I'll do anything in return, even make you a million toys for the kids this year. But if you don't make this dream come true, I will do the unthinkable and revert to Judism and start celebrating Hanakuh instead of Christmas. I know that's a bad thought to have, but you have to understand that this is something that I want really bad. So please, Santa, please... do this for me.
Thanks,
Bob Pocket