Post by TFP on Nov 8, 2008 23:03:20 GMT -4
PJ Curtis: "Oh no... Carnifexi."
Bob Pocket: "Let's ride their ferris-wheel!"
PJ Curtis: "No, stupid. Deus and Ramirez are Carnifexi."
Bob Pocket: "So it's like... an evil carnival that has the potential of killing us?"
PJ Curtis: "No. It's two evil wrestlers that have the the potential of killing us. We're going to die this week, Bob, we're going to die. Management wouldn't have booked us in this match unless they wanted us dead... and that's what's going to happen. Me and you will get kicked and then so will our buckets. It was nice knowing you, Bob."
They hug.
Bob Pocket: "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
PJ Curtis: "I don't know. All that I do know is that we're really annoying, so this match might have been inevitable. If we do survive this, I don't expect us to think or live the same ever again. It's pretty much impossible to. I think we should live our lives to the fullest this week."
Bob Pocket: "Does that mean we get to pick out our last meals?"
PJ Curtis: "Yes."
Bob Pocket: "Good. Then let's live to the fullest."
Bob Pocket: "Let's ride their ferris-wheel!"
PJ Curtis: "No, stupid. Deus and Ramirez are Carnifexi."
Bob Pocket: "So it's like... an evil carnival that has the potential of killing us?"
PJ Curtis: "No. It's two evil wrestlers that have the the potential of killing us. We're going to die this week, Bob, we're going to die. Management wouldn't have booked us in this match unless they wanted us dead... and that's what's going to happen. Me and you will get kicked and then so will our buckets. It was nice knowing you, Bob."
They hug.
Bob Pocket: "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
PJ Curtis: "I don't know. All that I do know is that we're really annoying, so this match might have been inevitable. If we do survive this, I don't expect us to think or live the same ever again. It's pretty much impossible to. I think we should live our lives to the fullest this week."
Bob Pocket: "Does that mean we get to pick out our last meals?"
PJ Curtis: "Yes."
Bob Pocket: "Good. Then let's live to the fullest."