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Post by TFP on Nov 8, 2008 23:06:06 GMT -4
PJ Curtis: "FUCK!"
Bob Pocket: "What happened?"
Scene opens to see PJ Curtis sitting on the floor holding his left foot, studying his big toe. Cameras notice that the toe is all bloody and when we take a look at the carpet, there's his toe-nail, stuck in the carpet. Ewww.
PJ Curtis: "I just lost my toe-nail!"
Bob Pocket: "Hahaha."
PJ Curtis: "It's not fuckin' funny!"
Bob Pocket: "Man up!"
PJ Curtis: "MAN UP?! IT'S MY TOE-NAIL!"
Bob Pocket: "Don't cry over it, they grow back."
PJ Curtis: "That, I'm aware of. But just because it grows back doesn't mean I shouldn't react to the pain."
Bob Pocket: "Whatever."
PJ Curtis: "You're really starting to piss me off, y'know?"
Bob Pocket: "Wanna fight about it?"
PJ Curtis: "No."
Bob Pocket: "C'mon, let's fight."
PJ Curtis: "I can't, I'm rusty."
Bob Pocket: "Damn skippy." PJ raises an eyebrow and grabs his toenail, takes it to his room and comes back with it as a necklace.
Bob Pocket: "Groovy, in my opinion."
PJ Curtis: "Damn skippy."
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