Post by TFP on Dec 11, 2008 20:26:06 GMT -4
This seriously takes the piss.
Davidson: "For selling the fuck out. FWA Big Time Bang is turning into a God damned W2K Wrestlepalooza from all the bickering between Nic E Dangerously and Cross at the moment. Ryan Cain is doing a Hell of a lot, too, but what's William Rodney Mercy doing? What's the opening match doing? What's everybody else doing but jack squat? Probably nothing, bunch'a lazy pricks. It doesn't surprise me to see FWA shutting down to be honest with ya and hey, good riddance to this piece of rubbish if the so-called "true" folks are doing shit all. How many part-time FWA'ers are doing something for this event? How many full-time FWA'ers are doing something for this event? Probably nothing, but I am doing something. And do you know what the funny thing is? Most of the people who say I think nothing good of FWA are doing what they claimed I do - they are doing something hypocritically while I am doing a lot of the dirty work over here. By myself, no less. So I'm not the one in the wrong like I had been claimed to be, I'm not the one constantly shitting and pissing on FWA. I'm doing something that should be respected - I'm doing something that should be looked up to. I could be a role model to some for my constant achievement of consistent performance. How many other people can say they haven't missed a show in the past two and a half years? For being in this five years, that's a good record. Half of my career was based on steady, go-round matches that had me doing the best in my career. Some of ya folks are missing over 50% of your matches and expect to be pushed to the moon while guys like myself are hurting week-in and week-out. I'd hate to strike a chord with many of you, but you're nothing to me and you're never going to be good in the end. I may have had my personal issues in life and confrontations with big name honchos at the headquarters, but it ididn't stop me from missing out on a show. Even in my worst state in life, I was still showing up for my matches. So you think you're true to the game, a big fuck you towards ya folks. I've got the mother fuckin' heart you fakes have, so suck on one, bitches. VXW, fuck you. BWA, fuck you. FWA, fuck you. W2K, fuck you. Fuck you three times, going on four. I've busted my ass everywhere I went and did anybody appreciate my dedication? Did anybody look up to me and say "what an idol on level with Ric Flair"? Nah, I didn't think so. And why does this surprise me? It really doesn't, mostly every one of you would prefer an up-and-comer who had juvenile success in an earlier wrestling federation, while fronting a dominant stable that took over left, right and center. You'd rather clap and applaud them rather than somebody like myself, who focused on this sport wherever he went. I could fucking quit and no-show right now, but I'm better than that. You know why?"
Why? Retain yourselves.
Davidson: "Fuckers, I'm for real. You might not think much of me right now, and hey, that's quite alright. But you don't know the serious threat of myself when it comes to facing ignorant fools like yourself. So check it, I'm the Feature Presentation and I've been in this fuckin' game since June of 2003. We're entering '09 here, folks, and I'm still eager to still dominate and take over. I've still got a long way to go in order to be the best. And that's what I plan to be. I'm not burning out yet, I'm never going to burn out. It's a part of my life. I've been showering for over thirty years of my life and I never got burned out on doing that. It's tedious, as well, taking at least a half hour - but I can manage. Some of these wrestlers do things that require more energy than doing their once a week job... and they skip this! I want the whole roster in FWA to punch themselves if they missed two matches in the past year. You should be ashamed, there's no excuse. No. Fuckin'. Excuse. There were two other people that I know of who were more than true at this sport than me, and their names are James Tsunami and Superstar Joe. Thank them, bless them, bow to them - they're all I admire at this point in time in my present mood and they're retired. Someday, if I'm able to, I'll be close to their level and be looked up to like them. We're all one of a kind, you can't deny that. There's personality in us all, the whole British Wrestling Alliance crew. We're true, we're blue... and we deserve fuckin' statues made of gold! How many people in FWA can say that they deserve that? Not too many, and to be honest with you, how many stars did this place produce and skyrocket into the air for all to see? Nobody, this place just ran off used talent from every other wrestling federation. BWA created the careers of James Tsunami, Heather Wallace, Benjamin Stephens, possibly Superstar Joe, Holly Jones and even myself. FWA created which prominent stars still presently active in the wrestling circuit? Uh, nobody. W2K, however, managed to create some of the best superstars that ever lived - no lies. So FWA, again I prove why this federation sucked. The only joy out of it I got was the Reckless title, and that was it. It didn't seem like anybody had any joy out of this miserable ride of magic carpet in a sand storm. What a failure of three years, and this place actually made it pretty far on two fingers, slowly inching their way to the light. It saw death for a long time, but just couldn't die. It lost will long ago, it wanted out of the misery, but death started to cause more misery and they just couldn't die - even in their absolute, worst, worst, worst, worst, worst condition. So now you're near the cliff-edge, ready to plummet to death? I'll help you, a lot, by kicking you in the ribs to roll you off into the embankment. It's the least I could do for a place like this. But for a friend?"
Too late.
Davidson: "And young punks like TJ Bryce, understand this - you don't deserve half of what you got, and you're going to have that epiphany shortly. Whether you get it now, or later, who knows - but you will get it. When you feel like you're on top of the world, somebody or something will snatch it all away from you and the reaction that you have will be more than priceless - it'll be what's necessary. I work for my earnings, unlike you. I work for what I will become, unlike you. I do everything that's respectful and morally right to succeed in life. I'm better than you, I'm true to this. I got a heart and a soul and I'd rather pass them both on to somebody who also has a passion. Problem is, there's not to many people like that anymore these days. Why? They don't know what's right, they're all dumbasses. I'm one of the few sensible ones, I know that if I don't do what I'm told and expected, I suffer the consequences in the end and that's not something I want to do. Why? Because I don't want consequences, I want rewards with benefits. Do you? Do you really want it? Well, you're not trying hard enough, punk. While you're at it, stop embarassing yourselves and just give up. It would be the most uncredible, but slightly decent, thing to do for your own life. And do you know who else should do that? Why who else other than TJ Bryce. I hope you're happy with taht Reckless title, fucker. Is it keeping you warm? It probably is, most definitely, and it's from fire of my fights in the past. One year later, the fire still burns. Who would'a thunk it? I'm a true trooper, everybody else is a false fucker. My reckless intentions fuckin' riff! HOOOWHA?!"
An eyebrow. An ode to the Rock, no less.
Davidson: "I despise every wrestling federation, actually."
Enough.
Davidson: "For selling the fuck out. FWA Big Time Bang is turning into a God damned W2K Wrestlepalooza from all the bickering between Nic E Dangerously and Cross at the moment. Ryan Cain is doing a Hell of a lot, too, but what's William Rodney Mercy doing? What's the opening match doing? What's everybody else doing but jack squat? Probably nothing, bunch'a lazy pricks. It doesn't surprise me to see FWA shutting down to be honest with ya and hey, good riddance to this piece of rubbish if the so-called "true" folks are doing shit all. How many part-time FWA'ers are doing something for this event? How many full-time FWA'ers are doing something for this event? Probably nothing, but I am doing something. And do you know what the funny thing is? Most of the people who say I think nothing good of FWA are doing what they claimed I do - they are doing something hypocritically while I am doing a lot of the dirty work over here. By myself, no less. So I'm not the one in the wrong like I had been claimed to be, I'm not the one constantly shitting and pissing on FWA. I'm doing something that should be respected - I'm doing something that should be looked up to. I could be a role model to some for my constant achievement of consistent performance. How many other people can say they haven't missed a show in the past two and a half years? For being in this five years, that's a good record. Half of my career was based on steady, go-round matches that had me doing the best in my career. Some of ya folks are missing over 50% of your matches and expect to be pushed to the moon while guys like myself are hurting week-in and week-out. I'd hate to strike a chord with many of you, but you're nothing to me and you're never going to be good in the end. I may have had my personal issues in life and confrontations with big name honchos at the headquarters, but it ididn't stop me from missing out on a show. Even in my worst state in life, I was still showing up for my matches. So you think you're true to the game, a big fuck you towards ya folks. I've got the mother fuckin' heart you fakes have, so suck on one, bitches. VXW, fuck you. BWA, fuck you. FWA, fuck you. W2K, fuck you. Fuck you three times, going on four. I've busted my ass everywhere I went and did anybody appreciate my dedication? Did anybody look up to me and say "what an idol on level with Ric Flair"? Nah, I didn't think so. And why does this surprise me? It really doesn't, mostly every one of you would prefer an up-and-comer who had juvenile success in an earlier wrestling federation, while fronting a dominant stable that took over left, right and center. You'd rather clap and applaud them rather than somebody like myself, who focused on this sport wherever he went. I could fucking quit and no-show right now, but I'm better than that. You know why?"
Why? Retain yourselves.
Davidson: "Fuckers, I'm for real. You might not think much of me right now, and hey, that's quite alright. But you don't know the serious threat of myself when it comes to facing ignorant fools like yourself. So check it, I'm the Feature Presentation and I've been in this fuckin' game since June of 2003. We're entering '09 here, folks, and I'm still eager to still dominate and take over. I've still got a long way to go in order to be the best. And that's what I plan to be. I'm not burning out yet, I'm never going to burn out. It's a part of my life. I've been showering for over thirty years of my life and I never got burned out on doing that. It's tedious, as well, taking at least a half hour - but I can manage. Some of these wrestlers do things that require more energy than doing their once a week job... and they skip this! I want the whole roster in FWA to punch themselves if they missed two matches in the past year. You should be ashamed, there's no excuse. No. Fuckin'. Excuse. There were two other people that I know of who were more than true at this sport than me, and their names are James Tsunami and Superstar Joe. Thank them, bless them, bow to them - they're all I admire at this point in time in my present mood and they're retired. Someday, if I'm able to, I'll be close to their level and be looked up to like them. We're all one of a kind, you can't deny that. There's personality in us all, the whole British Wrestling Alliance crew. We're true, we're blue... and we deserve fuckin' statues made of gold! How many people in FWA can say that they deserve that? Not too many, and to be honest with you, how many stars did this place produce and skyrocket into the air for all to see? Nobody, this place just ran off used talent from every other wrestling federation. BWA created the careers of James Tsunami, Heather Wallace, Benjamin Stephens, possibly Superstar Joe, Holly Jones and even myself. FWA created which prominent stars still presently active in the wrestling circuit? Uh, nobody. W2K, however, managed to create some of the best superstars that ever lived - no lies. So FWA, again I prove why this federation sucked. The only joy out of it I got was the Reckless title, and that was it. It didn't seem like anybody had any joy out of this miserable ride of magic carpet in a sand storm. What a failure of three years, and this place actually made it pretty far on two fingers, slowly inching their way to the light. It saw death for a long time, but just couldn't die. It lost will long ago, it wanted out of the misery, but death started to cause more misery and they just couldn't die - even in their absolute, worst, worst, worst, worst, worst condition. So now you're near the cliff-edge, ready to plummet to death? I'll help you, a lot, by kicking you in the ribs to roll you off into the embankment. It's the least I could do for a place like this. But for a friend?"
Too late.
Davidson: "And young punks like TJ Bryce, understand this - you don't deserve half of what you got, and you're going to have that epiphany shortly. Whether you get it now, or later, who knows - but you will get it. When you feel like you're on top of the world, somebody or something will snatch it all away from you and the reaction that you have will be more than priceless - it'll be what's necessary. I work for my earnings, unlike you. I work for what I will become, unlike you. I do everything that's respectful and morally right to succeed in life. I'm better than you, I'm true to this. I got a heart and a soul and I'd rather pass them both on to somebody who also has a passion. Problem is, there's not to many people like that anymore these days. Why? They don't know what's right, they're all dumbasses. I'm one of the few sensible ones, I know that if I don't do what I'm told and expected, I suffer the consequences in the end and that's not something I want to do. Why? Because I don't want consequences, I want rewards with benefits. Do you? Do you really want it? Well, you're not trying hard enough, punk. While you're at it, stop embarassing yourselves and just give up. It would be the most uncredible, but slightly decent, thing to do for your own life. And do you know who else should do that? Why who else other than TJ Bryce. I hope you're happy with taht Reckless title, fucker. Is it keeping you warm? It probably is, most definitely, and it's from fire of my fights in the past. One year later, the fire still burns. Who would'a thunk it? I'm a true trooper, everybody else is a false fucker. My reckless intentions fuckin' riff! HOOOWHA?!"
An eyebrow. An ode to the Rock, no less.
Davidson: "I despise every wrestling federation, actually."
Enough.