Post by TFP on Dec 20, 2008 13:39:37 GMT -4
][MAIN EVENT][
(Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match)
MJ Storm vs. King Davidson vs. Superstar Joe
[The Camera fades to the ring… Where MJ Storm, King Davidson and Superstar Joe all stand… waiting too begin this MAIN EVENT match-up…]
Tony: Falls… Count… ANYWHERE FRANCIS!!!
Franny: I know, the FIRST time this match has happened in BWA, too!!
*DING DING*
[Davidson bursts toward Joe, but Joe sidesteps him, grabbing the back of his head and sending him over the top rope! Joe turns too MJ and the two men LOCK-UP QUICKLY!!... Storm pushes Joe back one step, then hooks his hand under Joes left knee.. Storm lifts Joe onto his shoulders and Fireman Carry’s him… Joe gets back to his feet and gets levelled in the head with Storms right knee. Storm grabs Joes head and slams it against the nearest turnbuckle… MJ leans Joe back in the corner, and starts throwing right hands at Joes face… MJ drives an elbow into Joe’s nose… then grabs his arm and whips him toward the opposite corner, where MJ follows up with a closeline!]
Tony: MJ’s a big hitter these days, Francis. But he’s totally forgotten about Davidson…
[Davidson is in. He grabs MJ from the back… HIGH ANGLE BACK SUPLEX! The King gets back to his feet, he grabs Joes head and pulls him out the corner… Davidson hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX… He swings the hips, gets back up... ANOTHER SUPLEX TO SUPERSTAR JOE!... The King swings those hips again, he raises Joe into the air… VERTICAL SUPLEX! HIS THIRD!... Davidson rolls backward, so that’s he’s sat on Joe’s stomach… Davidson reaches back, grabbing Joes legs and bending them over Joes chest for a pin… ONE……TWO- KICK OUT!!!]
Franny: The King right back on form there with those perfectly executed suplex’s…
[Davidson gets up and is suddenly attacked by MJ Storm. MJ knees Davidson in the side of the head, so hard that Davidson staggers sideways and falls through the ropes to the outside! MJ continues too climb out, angry with The King. He picks Davidson up to his feet, and slams his head on the edge of the metal barricade! Davidson turns over, leaning back on the barricade and rubbing his forehead… MJ drives a mounted punch into Davidsons forehead. MJ grabs the back of his head and drags him up the rampway, MJ levels him with another hand, knocking Davidson down. Storm suddenly gets clubbed in the back by Supes Joe. MJ falls to his knees… Joe stomps down on MJ’s spine… Joe grabs MJs head and picks him up and drags him a short distance to the curtain below the Jumbotron. Joe pushes Storm through the curtain… the two men disappear]
Tony: Ah…
Franny: Don’t worry we’ll get a camera back there
[Davidson slowly gets up… he shakes his head, knowing Joe and MJ went backstage. Davidson walks through the curtain… Theres boo’s filling the arena until the Backstage Picture appears on the Jumbotron for all to see.. a huge "WHEYYYYYYYY!!" goes up in the crowd. The Camera walks around… and hears a "ARGH!"… He runs round the corner and see’s Joe and MJ exchanging right hands next too a drinks table… MJ reaches back, grabbing a plastic Kettle that’s plugged into the wall, he rips it from its socket and slams it into Joes head… bearing in mind its hot too. MJ sits the kettle back down on the table as Joe staggers back grabbing his head… Storm closelines him down.. MJ quickly hooks the leg…. ONE…….TWO.. KICK OUT!!!]
Tony: Ooo!
[MJ gets up… Suddenly a left hand spins him round… its DAVIDSON! Davidson knees MJ in the gut, and has the kettle in his right hand… He pours the water over the back of MJ’s neck! MJ drops to his knees, screaming "ARGHHH!!"… Davidson knees him straight in the forehead, backing MJ fly back flat on the floor… Davidson looks at the camera, he grabs the top of the camera, pulling it closer to his face.. with his free hand he points too MJ whos in the left of the picture along with Joe…]
Davidson: WARNING – Assholes are in the Vicinity!
[Davidson turns round and kicks MJ right in the face. Davidson see’s Joes making big movements, and grabs him… Davidson gives Joe and left punch to the gut. Then whips him into the wall in the hallway… Davidson pulls Joes head back, then slams it into the wall again! Davidson looks round, then the cameraman catches his eye..]
Davidson: Eh. Gimme your belt!
Cameraman: Wha-
Davidson: GIMME!!
[The Cameraman, one handed, unbuckles his belt and slides it out from round his trousers, before handing it too Davidson. Davidson WHIPS IT ACROSS JOE’S BACK!!! Joe cringes, dropping to his knees… Davidson goes to his front, and taunts Joe… Davidson raises the belt, smirking… suddenly Joe DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO DAVIDSONS RIBS, PUSHING HIM INTO THE WALL!!! Davidson drops to the ground… Joe rips the belt out of Davidsons hand, checks to make sure MJ’s still on the floor, which he is. Joe grabs either end of the belt, and puts the belt round Davidsons neck.. he pulls Davidson up, and drags him down the hallway… In the left of the hallway, Joe see’s a Glass window, and some blinds, closed blinds… Joe looks at Davidson… he swings Davidson a full 360 degrees, using the belt.. and THROWS HIM THROUGH THE GLASS!!!]
Franny: CRAP!!
Tony: SHIT!!
Franny: HE’S READING PORNO!!
Tony: Reading?!?!?
Marcus: JOE!! WE’VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT DAMNIT!!!
[Joe doesn’t care… he calls the referee who climbs through the open ‘window’… Joe hooks the leg…. ONE…. TWO… MJ DIVES THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SAVE THE MATCH!!!!!]
Franny: JESUS!!!
[Storm pummels Joe in the spine repeatedly… MJ picks Joe up, and pushes him back through the window, into the hallway. Storm leaves Davidson and follows Joe… Storm grabs Joes head, and slams it into the Wall. Storm pulls Joe back, grabbing his head, and hitting a VERTICAL SUPLEX! Joe cringes, rubbing his lower back.. MJ slowly gets up… He staggers across the picture, and pulls out the Table from earlier… he pulls it closer to Joe.. MJ pushes all the cups off it… and picks up Joe slowly.. Joe manages to get elbows into MJ’s gut, over and over… Joe drives an elbow into the back of Storms neck… Joe climbs onto the table.. in the scene we see a bloody Davidson crawling along the floor… Joe watches MJ, then jumps off for a Double Axe Handle… MJ catches Joe in the neck with his right arm.. he grabs round Joes chest… and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE ‘STORM CHASER SLAM’ !!!!]
Tony: O.. My… God…
[We hear the fans screaming "Oohhhhh…"… MJ collapses onto Joe, and hooks the leg…. ONE…
TWO…
..
THR- DAVIDSON SAVES THE MATCH!... Davidson. The King drops to one knee, in pain after that major ‘spot’ just minutes earlier. Davidson grabs MJs head with his bloody hand and gives Storm a massive right hand. Davidson knees MJ hard in the gut, then clubs him hard in the back… Davidson goes and picks Joe up.. Davidson drags Joe over to the smashes window… Davidson goes to smash Joe’s head on the window sill, but Joe puts his hands down first, Joe slams an elbow back into Davidsons face.. then pulls Davidson back into Marcus’ office, which Marcus has already left… Joe gets in, he looks at the desk as Davidson slowly gets up…]
Superstar Joe: Brrrring… Brrring…
[Joe picks up the Phone on the desk, and raises it to his ear for just a second, before holding it toward Davidson..]
Superstar Joe: King, you’ve got a call!
[Joe SLAMS the phone into Davidsons forehead, knocking him back, and back through the window into the hallway… Davidson rubs his forehead, rolling back and forth… Joe sees MJ on his knees near the table wreckage, Joe comes from behind to pick MJ up.. but MJ spins round and slams a piece of food into Joe’s gut… MJ grabs Joe’s neck, and locks him in a Sleeper Hold… MJ stands up… Joe’s arms flail around as he tries too get out the hold. Davidson gets up slowly.. he goes round the back of MJ, and tries to hit a Back Suplex.. but MJ drops Joe and flings an elbow back… Davidson ducks it.. MJ turns round and Davidsons SLAPS him back in the other direction… Davidson grabs his waist… BACK SUPLEX!!! Davidson slowly gets back up… he crawls over too Joe’s legs.. Davidson gets up, picking them up… "FEATURED PRESENTATION!"… Davidson locks it in!!!]
Franny: OH!! THE FEATURED PRESENTATION!!!
Tony: HAH! TRY AND DO A FAKE VERSION OF THIS JOE!
[Blood is dripping from Davidsons forehead.. Joe has woken up, screaming out in pain… Tearing at the referee’s trousers as the referee tries to see if he ‘submits’… Joe says ‘no’ over and over again. Davidson pulls back, and sits lower.. piling on the pressure… Until Storm levels him in the nose! Davidson drops the hold and MJ grabs his head… MJ lifts King Davidson onto his shoulders!.... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!]
Franny: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??
[MJ drops down, hooking one leg…. ONE….
TWO…
..
THR- KICK OUTTTTT!!!!!!]
Franny: HOW???
Tony: I… don’t actually know!!
[MJ sits up, screaming "WHAT KINDA CALL WAS THAT???"… MJ slams a flat palm against the floor, then slowly gets back up. MJ grabs Joe’s head and lifts him up… Joe begins fighting back with right hand, they exchange right hands back and forth… Storm knees Joe in the gut, then steps backwards a little.. MJ reels back for a punch, but it misses!... Joe ducked it, he spinned Storm round.. Kicked him in the gut… "SUPERSTARRRRR D-D-T!!"]
Franny: ON THE FLOOR!!!
Tony: ITS OVER!! DONE-DEAL!!
[Joe rolls MJ onto his back… Joe crawls onto him, and hooks a leg… then ref is distracted by Davidson rolling onto his front, and grabbing MJ’s leg, hooking it over… The referee counts… ONE……TWO……. THREEEEE!!!!!]
*DING DING*
[The referee gets up, he rushes out the scene, and is replaced by a couple of Medics who check on Davidsons cuts mainly…]
Franny: How brutal was that?
Tony: Wait a second though… Both men pinned MJ…
[We cut to the rampway, where the referee runs out to Johnny Cox, who stands by the curtain… Telling Johnny the decision]
Johnny Cox: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… BOTH MEN GOT THE PIN… THEREFOREE.. YOUR WINNERSSSS.. KING DAVIDSON.. AND SUPERSTARRRR JOEE!!
[The fans make some noise… we cut back too the three men, all tired.. bloodied, some of it not their own… Joe is the first too lift himself up… he’s helped by a couple of BWA Staff..]
Franny: Ladies and Gentlemen that’s it for tonight…
Tony: Christ that match was.. weird.
Franny: We’ll see you guys in one week for another edition of LIVEWIREEE!!
[Fade]
(Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match)
MJ Storm vs. King Davidson vs. Superstar Joe
[The Camera fades to the ring… Where MJ Storm, King Davidson and Superstar Joe all stand… waiting too begin this MAIN EVENT match-up…]
Tony: Falls… Count… ANYWHERE FRANCIS!!!
Franny: I know, the FIRST time this match has happened in BWA, too!!
*DING DING*
[Davidson bursts toward Joe, but Joe sidesteps him, grabbing the back of his head and sending him over the top rope! Joe turns too MJ and the two men LOCK-UP QUICKLY!!... Storm pushes Joe back one step, then hooks his hand under Joes left knee.. Storm lifts Joe onto his shoulders and Fireman Carry’s him… Joe gets back to his feet and gets levelled in the head with Storms right knee. Storm grabs Joes head and slams it against the nearest turnbuckle… MJ leans Joe back in the corner, and starts throwing right hands at Joes face… MJ drives an elbow into Joe’s nose… then grabs his arm and whips him toward the opposite corner, where MJ follows up with a closeline!]
Tony: MJ’s a big hitter these days, Francis. But he’s totally forgotten about Davidson…
[Davidson is in. He grabs MJ from the back… HIGH ANGLE BACK SUPLEX! The King gets back to his feet, he grabs Joes head and pulls him out the corner… Davidson hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX… He swings the hips, gets back up... ANOTHER SUPLEX TO SUPERSTAR JOE!... The King swings those hips again, he raises Joe into the air… VERTICAL SUPLEX! HIS THIRD!... Davidson rolls backward, so that’s he’s sat on Joe’s stomach… Davidson reaches back, grabbing Joes legs and bending them over Joes chest for a pin… ONE……TWO- KICK OUT!!!]
Franny: The King right back on form there with those perfectly executed suplex’s…
[Davidson gets up and is suddenly attacked by MJ Storm. MJ knees Davidson in the side of the head, so hard that Davidson staggers sideways and falls through the ropes to the outside! MJ continues too climb out, angry with The King. He picks Davidson up to his feet, and slams his head on the edge of the metal barricade! Davidson turns over, leaning back on the barricade and rubbing his forehead… MJ drives a mounted punch into Davidsons forehead. MJ grabs the back of his head and drags him up the rampway, MJ levels him with another hand, knocking Davidson down. Storm suddenly gets clubbed in the back by Supes Joe. MJ falls to his knees… Joe stomps down on MJ’s spine… Joe grabs MJs head and picks him up and drags him a short distance to the curtain below the Jumbotron. Joe pushes Storm through the curtain… the two men disappear]
Tony: Ah…
Franny: Don’t worry we’ll get a camera back there
[Davidson slowly gets up… he shakes his head, knowing Joe and MJ went backstage. Davidson walks through the curtain… Theres boo’s filling the arena until the Backstage Picture appears on the Jumbotron for all to see.. a huge "WHEYYYYYYYY!!" goes up in the crowd. The Camera walks around… and hears a "ARGH!"… He runs round the corner and see’s Joe and MJ exchanging right hands next too a drinks table… MJ reaches back, grabbing a plastic Kettle that’s plugged into the wall, he rips it from its socket and slams it into Joes head… bearing in mind its hot too. MJ sits the kettle back down on the table as Joe staggers back grabbing his head… Storm closelines him down.. MJ quickly hooks the leg…. ONE…….TWO.. KICK OUT!!!]
Tony: Ooo!
[MJ gets up… Suddenly a left hand spins him round… its DAVIDSON! Davidson knees MJ in the gut, and has the kettle in his right hand… He pours the water over the back of MJ’s neck! MJ drops to his knees, screaming "ARGHHH!!"… Davidson knees him straight in the forehead, backing MJ fly back flat on the floor… Davidson looks at the camera, he grabs the top of the camera, pulling it closer to his face.. with his free hand he points too MJ whos in the left of the picture along with Joe…]
Davidson: WARNING – Assholes are in the Vicinity!
[Davidson turns round and kicks MJ right in the face. Davidson see’s Joes making big movements, and grabs him… Davidson gives Joe and left punch to the gut. Then whips him into the wall in the hallway… Davidson pulls Joes head back, then slams it into the wall again! Davidson looks round, then the cameraman catches his eye..]
Davidson: Eh. Gimme your belt!
Cameraman: Wha-
Davidson: GIMME!!
[The Cameraman, one handed, unbuckles his belt and slides it out from round his trousers, before handing it too Davidson. Davidson WHIPS IT ACROSS JOE’S BACK!!! Joe cringes, dropping to his knees… Davidson goes to his front, and taunts Joe… Davidson raises the belt, smirking… suddenly Joe DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO DAVIDSONS RIBS, PUSHING HIM INTO THE WALL!!! Davidson drops to the ground… Joe rips the belt out of Davidsons hand, checks to make sure MJ’s still on the floor, which he is. Joe grabs either end of the belt, and puts the belt round Davidsons neck.. he pulls Davidson up, and drags him down the hallway… In the left of the hallway, Joe see’s a Glass window, and some blinds, closed blinds… Joe looks at Davidson… he swings Davidson a full 360 degrees, using the belt.. and THROWS HIM THROUGH THE GLASS!!!]
Franny: CRAP!!
Tony: SHIT!!
Franny: HE’S READING PORNO!!
Tony: Reading?!?!?
Marcus: JOE!! WE’VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT DAMNIT!!!
[Joe doesn’t care… he calls the referee who climbs through the open ‘window’… Joe hooks the leg…. ONE…. TWO… MJ DIVES THROUGH THE WINDOW TO SAVE THE MATCH!!!!!]
Franny: JESUS!!!
[Storm pummels Joe in the spine repeatedly… MJ picks Joe up, and pushes him back through the window, into the hallway. Storm leaves Davidson and follows Joe… Storm grabs Joes head, and slams it into the Wall. Storm pulls Joe back, grabbing his head, and hitting a VERTICAL SUPLEX! Joe cringes, rubbing his lower back.. MJ slowly gets up… He staggers across the picture, and pulls out the Table from earlier… he pulls it closer to Joe.. MJ pushes all the cups off it… and picks up Joe slowly.. Joe manages to get elbows into MJ’s gut, over and over… Joe drives an elbow into the back of Storms neck… Joe climbs onto the table.. in the scene we see a bloody Davidson crawling along the floor… Joe watches MJ, then jumps off for a Double Axe Handle… MJ catches Joe in the neck with his right arm.. he grabs round Joes chest… and SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE ‘STORM CHASER SLAM’ !!!!]
Tony: O.. My… God…
[We hear the fans screaming "Oohhhhh…"… MJ collapses onto Joe, and hooks the leg…. ONE…
TWO…
..
THR- DAVIDSON SAVES THE MATCH!... Davidson. The King drops to one knee, in pain after that major ‘spot’ just minutes earlier. Davidson grabs MJs head with his bloody hand and gives Storm a massive right hand. Davidson knees MJ hard in the gut, then clubs him hard in the back… Davidson goes and picks Joe up.. Davidson drags Joe over to the smashes window… Davidson goes to smash Joe’s head on the window sill, but Joe puts his hands down first, Joe slams an elbow back into Davidsons face.. then pulls Davidson back into Marcus’ office, which Marcus has already left… Joe gets in, he looks at the desk as Davidson slowly gets up…]
Superstar Joe: Brrrring… Brrring…
[Joe picks up the Phone on the desk, and raises it to his ear for just a second, before holding it toward Davidson..]
Superstar Joe: King, you’ve got a call!
[Joe SLAMS the phone into Davidsons forehead, knocking him back, and back through the window into the hallway… Davidson rubs his forehead, rolling back and forth… Joe sees MJ on his knees near the table wreckage, Joe comes from behind to pick MJ up.. but MJ spins round and slams a piece of food into Joe’s gut… MJ grabs Joe’s neck, and locks him in a Sleeper Hold… MJ stands up… Joe’s arms flail around as he tries too get out the hold. Davidson gets up slowly.. he goes round the back of MJ, and tries to hit a Back Suplex.. but MJ drops Joe and flings an elbow back… Davidson ducks it.. MJ turns round and Davidsons SLAPS him back in the other direction… Davidson grabs his waist… BACK SUPLEX!!! Davidson slowly gets back up… he crawls over too Joe’s legs.. Davidson gets up, picking them up… "FEATURED PRESENTATION!"… Davidson locks it in!!!]
Franny: OH!! THE FEATURED PRESENTATION!!!
Tony: HAH! TRY AND DO A FAKE VERSION OF THIS JOE!
[Blood is dripping from Davidsons forehead.. Joe has woken up, screaming out in pain… Tearing at the referee’s trousers as the referee tries to see if he ‘submits’… Joe says ‘no’ over and over again. Davidson pulls back, and sits lower.. piling on the pressure… Until Storm levels him in the nose! Davidson drops the hold and MJ grabs his head… MJ lifts King Davidson onto his shoulders!.... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!]
Franny: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??
[MJ drops down, hooking one leg…. ONE….
TWO…
..
THR- KICK OUTTTTT!!!!!!]
Franny: HOW???
Tony: I… don’t actually know!!
[MJ sits up, screaming "WHAT KINDA CALL WAS THAT???"… MJ slams a flat palm against the floor, then slowly gets back up. MJ grabs Joe’s head and lifts him up… Joe begins fighting back with right hand, they exchange right hands back and forth… Storm knees Joe in the gut, then steps backwards a little.. MJ reels back for a punch, but it misses!... Joe ducked it, he spinned Storm round.. Kicked him in the gut… "SUPERSTARRRRR D-D-T!!"]
Franny: ON THE FLOOR!!!
Tony: ITS OVER!! DONE-DEAL!!
[Joe rolls MJ onto his back… Joe crawls onto him, and hooks a leg… then ref is distracted by Davidson rolling onto his front, and grabbing MJ’s leg, hooking it over… The referee counts… ONE……TWO……. THREEEEE!!!!!]
*DING DING*
[The referee gets up, he rushes out the scene, and is replaced by a couple of Medics who check on Davidsons cuts mainly…]
Franny: How brutal was that?
Tony: Wait a second though… Both men pinned MJ…
[We cut to the rampway, where the referee runs out to Johnny Cox, who stands by the curtain… Telling Johnny the decision]
Johnny Cox: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… BOTH MEN GOT THE PIN… THEREFOREE.. YOUR WINNERSSSS.. KING DAVIDSON.. AND SUPERSTARRRR JOEE!!
[The fans make some noise… we cut back too the three men, all tired.. bloodied, some of it not their own… Joe is the first too lift himself up… he’s helped by a couple of BWA Staff..]
Franny: Ladies and Gentlemen that’s it for tonight…
Tony: Christ that match was.. weird.
Franny: We’ll see you guys in one week for another edition of LIVEWIREEE!!
[Fade]