Post by TFP on Jan 7, 2009 21:58:12 GMT -4
Standing at a projector hooked up to his friend's totally lame Macbook Air, Davidson has a handheld remote in his hand because we all know that they should be a woman at home. Zing! So with this button and that button, wherever those are, he can change what he's looking at on the screen. Totally awesome and now it's time to get this show on the road.
Davidson: "Folks, take a good look at these."
He smirks and lowers his head, giving the camera a serious smug look.
Davidson: "All of these."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Dakota_banner.jpg?t=1230952243
Davidson: "Ha. Dakota. I remember the days between 2004 and 2006 when I proudly wrestled under such a moniker. I remember the snide comments the snickers behind my back, I remember the ridicule I was forced to go through because one or two individuals down South thought it was rather humorous and embarassing. Come to think of it, in the days between 2004 and 2006 I was here in Wrestling 2000. And come to think of it, the only place where my name was under fire was in here! IN WRESTLING 2000! So yeah, why the Hell I came back here in the first place is beyond me but I'm fine with it. I don't have to worry about a made up name or even a nickname... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/KD_bnr.jpg?t=1230953532
Davidson: "Then as sudden as shit, I made people gape mouths. I made people wonder things that really couldn't be made to understandment with them. Wonderously, I transformed as a person and as a wrestler. I stopped running, and I tried putting up a fight this time. I had plans on becoming the King of the Castle, the King of BWA. It was something I knew I was going to do, so I fought hard and actually succeed this time around. But too bad it was only something small and miniscule such as the Television Title... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/KD_wef_bnr.jpg?t=1230953778
Davidson: "Oh! WHOOPS! Sorry, folks, this was a signature I used maybe once in Wrestling Edge Forums... I mean... Wrestling Forum, before their admin sold out and was bought by Vertical Scope. After the apparent big purchase, all non-premium lifetime-members were stripped of their signatures until they forked out $10USD. Not even the longtime members like Cowie, SlAM, Nitemare or AlexXx were offered free lifetime-membership accounts for dedicating a few good years there. No, they were expected to buy like everybody else who was there actively from 2002 and 2006. Then when the forum is all mainstream rather than independtly friend, it's because hundreds and thousands of new members join and ruin the atmosphere. It fucking sucks. However, considering I got banned for gimmick posting in June... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davids1.jpg?t=1230954234
Davidson: "It wasn't until 2006 when I was beginning to become the best wrestler in the world. Everybody doubted me but I proved them wrong time and time again, they never even saw it coming. I was bigger than they are, even when I was looking up at higher ground. Oh, so because I was formerly a loser in wrestling doesn't mean much has changed, huh? You couldn't be anymore ignorant than an Airport's Metal-Detector going off during the Arabs' flight. Seriously, I rocked the shit out of wrestling in 2006 and I feel it coming back again. Fuck my lethargy... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/img2.jpg?t=1230954581
Davidson: "Yeah! The Definition Of Extraordinary, it was a clear fact that I didn't want to hide from anybody who was searching for their local unintentional genius. It was a skill that I really wanted everybody to see in their vision, it was a talent that you all had to see. I'm not sorry if I came across rude with any of you people, you're the least of my worries. My worries have no heart, no emotion, no care, no soul and it's cold all year round. It's kind of like myself, but not as gold. Ha! I'm such a classic. They may be my visions I had, but... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/d.gif?t=1230954821
Davidson: "This is something I took about ten to twenty minutes to make on Photoshop since I was such a n00b at it back then, and with the aid of Microsoft GIF Maker I turned those JPEGs into GIFs and made a hilarious banner for myself. Even the summer of 2006 seems cheasy in history, or maybe I was just complete crap at stuff. Yep, that's definitely it. I totally hate typing like that now, I'm pretty sure I killed the hilarity of taking internet n00bs out of concept and turning them into legit morons that type like dyslexic cats. But my lame humor is gone... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson_banner.jpg?t=1230954974
Davidson: "The major swerve, I had showed up in Fans Wrestling Alliance one day, totally beat some gangster ater he tried to shoot me, was rewarded a title shot to the Attitude Title, was put in a five-man Battle Royal, wound up winning the Reckless Title and had a shit career from there. It's a shame, isn't it? Such a talent, such a happy man wins a title that turns him into shit for a couple years. Morale is brought down, it's quite depressing, really. Oh well. But the gloom is gone... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/rcklss.jpg?t=1230955302
Davidson: "These were some things I had back in Fans Wrestling Alliance and they never really came to be. It's not because I never had any luck, it's because I never had any care. At one point or another, I would have admitted I really wanted to get them done. But deep, down, inside... I knew that it was only going to bring my down rather than up. Going through with them would have killed me. I'm never reliving those moments again, I would be Reckless Champion again now if I wanted to... but it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davids_001.jpg?t=1230955535
Davidson: "After that whole boring Nos thing and everything else, I made a triumphic return looking all Matt Damon-like and probably saying no more than my name. Clearly an egotistical time in my life where life was no more than myself and Nos, and there's no difference, folks. It was just me and myself, it was the darkest period of my life... but it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson4-1.jpg?t=1230955750
Davidson: "Totally! A sudden talent in Photoshop Skills when I ventured into something else rather than the Eraser and Text Effects! I blew my mind with the high-tech scanlines I had made in Paint and then I download some killer font to add to everything. Love the blood effects?! And the fish bowl bubbles, too! Holy shit, cream over these skills or dream having them. I'll be pleased either way! Those skills have been lost, I know so... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson_LS3.png?t=1230955950
Davidson: "If things couldn't have gotten any darker in the fall of 2006, watch out in the spring of 2007. Sudden mood change, lack of direction and total buzzkill on the inside. Rather than trying to do something to find a way out of this trap, instantaneous death would've been a nice option! However, heroin abuse randomly came up out of nowhere as well as this face transplant, oh well... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/FWA/TSB.jpg?t=1230956274
Davidson: "I seemed to have lost my APW banners, or didn't save them to Photobucket, but this was in FWA after the whole Porky Pig fiasco. I took a lot of folks by surprise here, completely dropping the Feature Presentation moniker and then going by the Silver Bullet. A name that has kept me warm for over five years, gone, left in the cold. It must say, it was fun to deal with it while I could... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/FWA/Davidson-LAYNE2.jpg?t=1230956409
Davidson: "I was digging up a grave, wore a leather coat, and had gotten arrested for stealing a bunch of beer. Pretty lame moment in time, basically spring of 2007 revisited. Time to move away from another series of gloom that got cancelled due to poor ratings... it's all in the past now."
The camera changes back to Davidson after the Powerpoint Show has been cut off.
Davidson: "And everything about those are in the past now. 2003 can fuck off. 2004 can fuck off. 2005 can fuck off. 2006 can fuck off. 2007 can fuck off. 2008 can fuck off. It's 2009 and it's going on my sixth year of being in this wrestling industry constantly. I never took a break, I never took anything. Despite the times you never saw me on television, I still held an active part in wrestling. Time to stay on top of it forever."
He claps his hands, he's ready for it.
Davidson: "I missed out on a Hell of a lot in recent years and I have nobody to blame but myself. I can't say that I was happy about the decisions I made and I can't say that I encourage anybody else to make them, either. Whether or not you want to say I'm a loser for pretending to be in both World Wars and with a lot of experience to tell, that's your decision to make an opinion, the fact is that I have been in both World wars and I do have a lot of experience to tell. I could do campfire stories all night long."
He grins, it's totally true.
Davidson: "The man is back, he's feeling up to par in everything ever and I even exceed in some departments. It's going to be a lot to take in so soon for some of you, but you'll deal with my awesomeness in time and even learn to accept it for what it is: better than your non-existant awesomeness. I'm not the Feature Presentation, I'm not the Silver Bullet. I don't have Reckless Intentions, I don't have a Smokin' Gun. What I do got is a bit unsual to some folks, and that is nothing... to... hide. If hiding secrets was my style, then I honestly wouldn't be Mr. Dreamy Right. Would I? Okay, whatever."
Shrug of the shoulders, fuck it.
Davidson: "Basically, what this was all about was to educate some of you folks. You're never going to see my old self again, you're not going to see somebody ride on something lame forever and ever and hope to get somewhere. It doesn't work like that. Being at a standstill will only get you pelted with snowballs at ease, being in constant motion will make you hot and melt those snowballs before sudden impact. You're on fire, you're faster than a fuckin' flash of light. So get it right. It's time to fuck shit up."
He clasps his hands and rolls his neck.
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/W2K/Davidson2009.png?t=1230956554
Davidson: "Get used to that sight... I'm all in the future. Now."
Fade.
Davidson: "Folks, take a good look at these."
He smirks and lowers his head, giving the camera a serious smug look.
Davidson: "All of these."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Dakota_banner.jpg?t=1230952243
Davidson: "Ha. Dakota. I remember the days between 2004 and 2006 when I proudly wrestled under such a moniker. I remember the snide comments the snickers behind my back, I remember the ridicule I was forced to go through because one or two individuals down South thought it was rather humorous and embarassing. Come to think of it, in the days between 2004 and 2006 I was here in Wrestling 2000. And come to think of it, the only place where my name was under fire was in here! IN WRESTLING 2000! So yeah, why the Hell I came back here in the first place is beyond me but I'm fine with it. I don't have to worry about a made up name or even a nickname... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/KD_bnr.jpg?t=1230953532
Davidson: "Then as sudden as shit, I made people gape mouths. I made people wonder things that really couldn't be made to understandment with them. Wonderously, I transformed as a person and as a wrestler. I stopped running, and I tried putting up a fight this time. I had plans on becoming the King of the Castle, the King of BWA. It was something I knew I was going to do, so I fought hard and actually succeed this time around. But too bad it was only something small and miniscule such as the Television Title... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/KD_wef_bnr.jpg?t=1230953778
Davidson: "Oh! WHOOPS! Sorry, folks, this was a signature I used maybe once in Wrestling Edge Forums... I mean... Wrestling Forum, before their admin sold out and was bought by Vertical Scope. After the apparent big purchase, all non-premium lifetime-members were stripped of their signatures until they forked out $10USD. Not even the longtime members like Cowie, SlAM, Nitemare or AlexXx were offered free lifetime-membership accounts for dedicating a few good years there. No, they were expected to buy like everybody else who was there actively from 2002 and 2006. Then when the forum is all mainstream rather than independtly friend, it's because hundreds and thousands of new members join and ruin the atmosphere. It fucking sucks. However, considering I got banned for gimmick posting in June... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davids1.jpg?t=1230954234
Davidson: "It wasn't until 2006 when I was beginning to become the best wrestler in the world. Everybody doubted me but I proved them wrong time and time again, they never even saw it coming. I was bigger than they are, even when I was looking up at higher ground. Oh, so because I was formerly a loser in wrestling doesn't mean much has changed, huh? You couldn't be anymore ignorant than an Airport's Metal-Detector going off during the Arabs' flight. Seriously, I rocked the shit out of wrestling in 2006 and I feel it coming back again. Fuck my lethargy... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/img2.jpg?t=1230954581
Davidson: "Yeah! The Definition Of Extraordinary, it was a clear fact that I didn't want to hide from anybody who was searching for their local unintentional genius. It was a skill that I really wanted everybody to see in their vision, it was a talent that you all had to see. I'm not sorry if I came across rude with any of you people, you're the least of my worries. My worries have no heart, no emotion, no care, no soul and it's cold all year round. It's kind of like myself, but not as gold. Ha! I'm such a classic. They may be my visions I had, but... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/d.gif?t=1230954821
Davidson: "This is something I took about ten to twenty minutes to make on Photoshop since I was such a n00b at it back then, and with the aid of Microsoft GIF Maker I turned those JPEGs into GIFs and made a hilarious banner for myself. Even the summer of 2006 seems cheasy in history, or maybe I was just complete crap at stuff. Yep, that's definitely it. I totally hate typing like that now, I'm pretty sure I killed the hilarity of taking internet n00bs out of concept and turning them into legit morons that type like dyslexic cats. But my lame humor is gone... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson_banner.jpg?t=1230954974
Davidson: "The major swerve, I had showed up in Fans Wrestling Alliance one day, totally beat some gangster ater he tried to shoot me, was rewarded a title shot to the Attitude Title, was put in a five-man Battle Royal, wound up winning the Reckless Title and had a shit career from there. It's a shame, isn't it? Such a talent, such a happy man wins a title that turns him into shit for a couple years. Morale is brought down, it's quite depressing, really. Oh well. But the gloom is gone... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/rcklss.jpg?t=1230955302
Davidson: "These were some things I had back in Fans Wrestling Alliance and they never really came to be. It's not because I never had any luck, it's because I never had any care. At one point or another, I would have admitted I really wanted to get them done. But deep, down, inside... I knew that it was only going to bring my down rather than up. Going through with them would have killed me. I'm never reliving those moments again, I would be Reckless Champion again now if I wanted to... but it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davids_001.jpg?t=1230955535
Davidson: "After that whole boring Nos thing and everything else, I made a triumphic return looking all Matt Damon-like and probably saying no more than my name. Clearly an egotistical time in my life where life was no more than myself and Nos, and there's no difference, folks. It was just me and myself, it was the darkest period of my life... but it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson4-1.jpg?t=1230955750
Davidson: "Totally! A sudden talent in Photoshop Skills when I ventured into something else rather than the Eraser and Text Effects! I blew my mind with the high-tech scanlines I had made in Paint and then I download some killer font to add to everything. Love the blood effects?! And the fish bowl bubbles, too! Holy shit, cream over these skills or dream having them. I'll be pleased either way! Those skills have been lost, I know so... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/Davidson_LS3.png?t=1230955950
Davidson: "If things couldn't have gotten any darker in the fall of 2006, watch out in the spring of 2007. Sudden mood change, lack of direction and total buzzkill on the inside. Rather than trying to do something to find a way out of this trap, instantaneous death would've been a nice option! However, heroin abuse randomly came up out of nowhere as well as this face transplant, oh well... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/FWA/TSB.jpg?t=1230956274
Davidson: "I seemed to have lost my APW banners, or didn't save them to Photobucket, but this was in FWA after the whole Porky Pig fiasco. I took a lot of folks by surprise here, completely dropping the Feature Presentation moniker and then going by the Silver Bullet. A name that has kept me warm for over five years, gone, left in the cold. It must say, it was fun to deal with it while I could... it's all in the past now."
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/FWA/Davidson-LAYNE2.jpg?t=1230956409
Davidson: "I was digging up a grave, wore a leather coat, and had gotten arrested for stealing a bunch of beer. Pretty lame moment in time, basically spring of 2007 revisited. Time to move away from another series of gloom that got cancelled due to poor ratings... it's all in the past now."
The camera changes back to Davidson after the Powerpoint Show has been cut off.
Davidson: "And everything about those are in the past now. 2003 can fuck off. 2004 can fuck off. 2005 can fuck off. 2006 can fuck off. 2007 can fuck off. 2008 can fuck off. It's 2009 and it's going on my sixth year of being in this wrestling industry constantly. I never took a break, I never took anything. Despite the times you never saw me on television, I still held an active part in wrestling. Time to stay on top of it forever."
He claps his hands, he's ready for it.
Davidson: "I missed out on a Hell of a lot in recent years and I have nobody to blame but myself. I can't say that I was happy about the decisions I made and I can't say that I encourage anybody else to make them, either. Whether or not you want to say I'm a loser for pretending to be in both World Wars and with a lot of experience to tell, that's your decision to make an opinion, the fact is that I have been in both World wars and I do have a lot of experience to tell. I could do campfire stories all night long."
He grins, it's totally true.
Davidson: "The man is back, he's feeling up to par in everything ever and I even exceed in some departments. It's going to be a lot to take in so soon for some of you, but you'll deal with my awesomeness in time and even learn to accept it for what it is: better than your non-existant awesomeness. I'm not the Feature Presentation, I'm not the Silver Bullet. I don't have Reckless Intentions, I don't have a Smokin' Gun. What I do got is a bit unsual to some folks, and that is nothing... to... hide. If hiding secrets was my style, then I honestly wouldn't be Mr. Dreamy Right. Would I? Okay, whatever."
Shrug of the shoulders, fuck it.
Davidson: "Basically, what this was all about was to educate some of you folks. You're never going to see my old self again, you're not going to see somebody ride on something lame forever and ever and hope to get somewhere. It doesn't work like that. Being at a standstill will only get you pelted with snowballs at ease, being in constant motion will make you hot and melt those snowballs before sudden impact. You're on fire, you're faster than a fuckin' flash of light. So get it right. It's time to fuck shit up."
He clasps his hands and rolls his neck.
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/DavidsonTFP/W2K/Davidson2009.png?t=1230956554
Davidson: "Get used to that sight... I'm all in the future. Now."
Fade.