Post by TFP on Jan 7, 2009 22:02:12 GMT -4
Davidson also just so happens to be at that mall, totally not shopping. Instead he's walking around the place, keeping a watchful eye on everybody and everything he can. Stopping at the odd vending machine every now and then, he buys like five bottles of Mountain Dew at each one. Funny thing is, he's not taking any to drink, he's just decreasing the amount in stock since he's a loyal customer to them and wants them to earn so much more money than they already have.
Then he runs into Nicky Dreamboat.
Davidson: "What's up?"
Some Chick: "Nothing much, yourself?"
Standing there, Davidson keeps looking at Nicky.
Nicky Dreamboat: "What are you looking at me for? She already answered it!"
Davidson: "Are you schizophrenic or something, man? It's only you and me."
Nicky Dreamboat: "Okay?"
Davidson: "So what's up?"
Nicky Dreamboat: "Just shopping around with Rorie."
Davidson: "I remember my first imaginary friend... although he wasn't so imaginary. His name was Nos. Fun times were had."
Nicky Dreamboat: "I bet they were. So we went to a lingerie store and stuff, then Rorie came out of a changing room wearing a bikini and stuff. Wow!"
Davidson: "I don't know who or what you're talking about, Nicky, but this topic bores me already."
Nicky Dreamboat: "The sick thing was, she came out in this white and black bikini and it was sickening... STONE COLD BUSH! Clear as day man, it was everywhere. I tried to ignore her as usual, but I tried playing it off as if I didn't see it or anything but my mouth kinda dropped... then I started touching her..."
Davidson: "Gone!"
He heads off to do another walk around the shopping mall.
Then he runs into Nicky Dreamboat.
Davidson: "What's up?"
Some Chick: "Nothing much, yourself?"
Standing there, Davidson keeps looking at Nicky.
Nicky Dreamboat: "What are you looking at me for? She already answered it!"
Davidson: "Are you schizophrenic or something, man? It's only you and me."
Nicky Dreamboat: "Okay?"
Davidson: "So what's up?"
Nicky Dreamboat: "Just shopping around with Rorie."
Davidson: "I remember my first imaginary friend... although he wasn't so imaginary. His name was Nos. Fun times were had."
Nicky Dreamboat: "I bet they were. So we went to a lingerie store and stuff, then Rorie came out of a changing room wearing a bikini and stuff. Wow!"
Davidson: "I don't know who or what you're talking about, Nicky, but this topic bores me already."
Nicky Dreamboat: "The sick thing was, she came out in this white and black bikini and it was sickening... STONE COLD BUSH! Clear as day man, it was everywhere. I tried to ignore her as usual, but I tried playing it off as if I didn't see it or anything but my mouth kinda dropped... then I started touching her..."
Davidson: "Gone!"
He heads off to do another walk around the shopping mall.